Dumbledore always believed Voldemort was the greatest threat to the wizarding world until a thousand-year-old vampire showed up at Hogwarts with the deed in hand—
“A thousand years have passed, and Hogwarts\' lease is up!” said Dracula. “Headmaster, you wouldn\'t want your students to be homeless, would you?”
“What do you want?” Dumbledore asked gravely.
“Anything interesting.”
“Well, I think the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is quite interesting!”
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And so, Hogwarts gained a professor who couldn’t be dismissed.
McGonagall: “Albus, I don\'t think Professor Dracula\'s teaching is suitable for the poor children!”
Dumbledore: “There\'s nothing I can do, no one can fire him.”
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Draco: “My father is a governor, I\'ll have him get you fired!”
Lucius slapped Draco on the head, “Mr. Dracula, Draco speaks without thinking. Please, don\'t fire the Board of Governors!”
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This is the story of a vampire who lived too long and found amusement in the wizarding world out of sheer boredom.
- Chapter 1 - 1 A figure awakening from a deep sleep
- Chapter 2 - 2 Reunion with Nico Flamel
- Chapter 3 - 3 Lifting the boards of his own coffin
- Chapter 4 - 4 Encounter with the savior
- Chapter 5 - 5 Quirinus Chilo
- Chapter 6 - 6 Professors at Hogwarts
- Chapter 7 - 7 Hairy blood
- Chapter 8 - 8 School Starts
- Chapter 9 - 9 Sorting ceremony
- Chapter 10 - 10 Dracula in the office
- Chapter 11 - 11 First Defense Against the Dark Arts Lesson
- Chapter 12 - 12 A brief talk in the principal’s office
- Chapter 13 - 13 Hagrid’s cutie
- Chapter 14 - 14 Lest there be no chaos in the world
- Chapter 15 - 15 Quirrell being the one having fun
- Chapter 16 - 16 Waiting For Godot
- Chapter 17 - 17 The real Defense Against the Dark Arts course
- Chapter 18 - 18 So profitable
- Chapter 19 - 19 It’s good to be young.
- Chapter 20 - 20 Halloween
- Chapter 21 - 21 The wilting Professor Dracula.
- Chapter 22 - 22 The released trolls.
- Chapter 23 - 23 Don’t tell me I taught you how to defend yourself.
- Chapter 24 - 24 An impromptu black magic defence class.
- Chapter 25 - 25 Voldemort is going to find another way out.
- Chapter 26 - 26 Blank diary
- Chapter 27 - 27 Quidditch match officially kicks off
- Chapter 28 - 28 Out of control broom
- Chapter 29 - 29 Harry, Jeopardy!
- Chapter 30 - 30 The Mysterious Brunette Boy
- Chapter 31 - 31 Chilo cleared?
- Chapter 32 - 32 Snape’s scepticism
- Chapter 33 - 33 Uncharacteristically
- Chapter 34 - 34 Antecedents to the duel
- Chapter 35 - 35 Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons that do not take place in the classroom
- Chapter 36 - 36 Practical Course
- Chapter 37 - 37 Draco Malfoy
- Chapter 38 - 38 Defeated Malfoy.
- Chapter 39 - 39 School Council
- Chapter 40 - 40 Expel from school council
- Chapter 41 - 41 Hypocritical Malfoy
- Chapter 42 - 42 Chairman of the School Council
- Chapter 43 - 43 Loudmouth Hagrid.
- Chapter 44 - 44 Snape’s scepticism
- Chapter 45 - 45 Harry and Ron’s gift.
- Chapter 46 - 46 Branch cap: Azkaban!
- Chapter 47 - 47 Branch cap’s humour cell
- Chapter 48 - 48 What Dumbledore saw in Eris’s magic mirror
- Chapter 49 - 49 The Power of Detention
- Chapter 50 - 50 RIP Unicorn
- Chapter 51 - 51 Horsemen in the Forbidden Forest
- Chapter 52 - 52 The feud between vampire and knight
- Chapter 53 - 53 Horseman Ferenczer
- Chapter 54 - 54 Vampires talking about vampires.
- Chapter 55 - 55 Distraught wizards
- Chapter 56 - 56 Perverted Chilo.
- Chapter 57 - 57 Headmaster and Professor’s nightly visit to the girls’ washroom?
- Chapter 58 - 58 Ghost Myrtle
- Chapter 59 - 59 Dracula, the troublemaker?
- Chapter 60 - 60 Tom Riddle
- Chapter 61 - 61 The Secret of the Lavatory
- Chapter 62 - 62 Stories about secret rooms
- Chapter 63 - 63 Forced clearing of the night sky
- Chapter 64 - 64 The curtain opens
- Chapter 65 - 65 Unknown letters
- Chapter 66 - 66 Harry’s decision.
- Chapter 67 - 67 Petrified three-headed dog
- Chapter 68 - 68 Double-edged person
- Chapter 69 - 69 Sleeper
- Chapter 70 - 70 Voldemort’s best-kept secret.
- Chapter 71 - 71 Souls of Annihilation
- Chapter 72 - 72 Homing Snakes
- Chapter 73 - 73 Double moon
- Chapter 74 - 74 The Confusion of Tom Riddle
- Chapter 75 - 75 Harry who is grateful to Snape
- Chapter 76 - 76 Treat sb with sincerity
- Chapter 77 - 77 D.A.D.A. Teaching Assistants
- Chapter 78 - 78 Dracula can’t do it without an assistant coach.
- Chapter 79 - 79 Exam week is here.
- Chapter 80 - 80 Signals from Romania
- Chapter 81 - 81 Voldemort and the Resurrection Stone
- Chapter 82 - 82 End of the first academic year
- Chapter 83 - 83 Giedroy Lohart
- Chapter 84 - 84 Blue Danube
- Chapter 85 - 85 Attack on Castle Dracula
- Chapter 86 - 86 Starlight burning on the battlefield
- Chapter 87 - 87 Vampire Code of Conduct
- Chapter 88 - 88 Lohart’s out of luck.
- Chapter 89 - 89 L have a dream.
- Chapter 90 - 90 Harry Potter and the Diary
- Chapter 91 - 91 The "resurrection" of a corpse.
- Chapter 92 - 92 Regulus Black
- Chapter 93 - 93 The Black family
- Chapter 94 - 94 Kreacher’s Redemption
- Chapter 95 - 95 Professor Dracula has a book out?
- Chapter 96 - 96 Tip-over lane
- Chapter 97 - 97 The return of the Dark Lord?
- Chapter 98 - 98 The first professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts to be re-elected.
- Chapter 99 - 99 Where did Nagini go?
- Chapter 100 - 100 Voldemort and the diary are suffering.
- Chapter 101 - 101 The car crash that Harry and Ron couldn’t escape
- Chapter 102 - 102 The flying car has become a sperm.
- Chapter 103 - 103 Howler Letter
- Chapter 104 - 104 How do you improve your defence skills? Fighting, of course!
- Chapter 105 - 105 You know the little wizard.
- Chapter 106 - 106 It’s a bad week for everything.
- Chapter 107 - 107 The wand that "blows up".
- Chapter 108 - 108 A Death Eater meeting at Malfoy Manor.
- Chapter 109 - 109 The confrontation between Riddle and Voldemort
- Chapter 110 - 110 Chocolate Frog Picture
- Chapter 111 - 111 Dueling Club News
- Chapter 112 - 112 Ron: We don’t stop badmouthing Snape.
- Chapter 113 - 113 Dracula: disarming spells are really bad
- Chapter 114 - 114 Ron: Use the disarm spell on me!
- Chapter 115 - 115 Harry: I’m going to use the disarming spell
- Chapter 116 - 116 Hoklo
- Chapter 117 - 117 I’m Lord Voldemort, of course.
- Chapter 118 - 118 It’s a good show
- Chapter 119 - 119 He can replace them.
- Chapter 120 - 120 Tom Riddle Assistant Coach
- Chapter 121 - 121 A gathering of Death Eaters full of insiders.
- Chapter 122 - 122 Voldemort is getting ready to do something.
- Chapter 123 - 123 Benefits of having more undercover agents
- Chapter 124 - 124 Ghost Gala
- Chapter 125 - 125 Voldemort: Follow me as I storm Azkaban!
- Chapter 126 - 126 Mass graves by Azkaban
- Chapter 127 - 127 Launch the attack! Who’s undercover?
- Chapter 128 - 128 Voldemort: The undercover agent is actually myself?
- Chapter 129 - 129 When the lezzies lose their lezzies
- Chapter 130 - 130 Dracula’s Patronus Spell
- Chapter 131 - 131 You’re the undercover agent, aren’t you, Snape?
- Chapter 132 - 132 A potion that can bring people back to life.
- Chapter 133 - 133 Voldemort: So the undercover agent is really myself!
- Chapter 134 - 134 The cuckoo takes over the magpie’s nest
- Chapter 135 - 135 Step-by-step planning progress
- Chapter 136 - 136 Quidditch counter-buy, villa by the sea
- Chapter 137 - 137 Dobby the house elf
- Chapter 138 - 138 Lucius’ decision
- Chapter 139 - 139 Let’s put a dress on the elf.
- Chapter 140 - 140 Dobby is free!
- Chapter 141 - 141 Capitalists want to cry when they hear it.
- Chapter 142 - 142
- Chapter 143 - 143 Newt Scamander and Rolf Scamander.
- Chapter 144 - 144 Mount Olympus
- Chapter 145 - 145 How much to pay?
- Chapter 146 - 146
- Chapter 147 - 147 The Secret Place at the Top of the Mountain
- Chapter 148 - 148
- Chapter 149 - 149 Invincible Andros
- Chapter 150 - 150 Vile Hellebore
- Chapter 151 - 151 The real reason for the decline of this place
- Chapter 152 - 152 Black Gas and Silence in the Secret World
- Chapter 153 - 153 Come and visit me in my castle.
- Chapter 154 - 154 Dracula finally remembers the snake monster
- Chapter 155 - 155 Nagini and the Meredith Blood Spell.
- Chapter 156 - 156 Newt’s Magic Suitcase
- Chapter 157 - 157 Strange, what’s so special about this forest?
- Chapter 158 - 158 Pears in bloom
- Chapter 159 - 159 Back to Castle Dracula.
- Chapter 160 - 160 Tina’s howler letter to Newt.
- Chapter 161 - 161 Rolf got into trouble at Hogwarts?
- Chapter 162 - 162 The first person to infiltrate the Hufflepuff common room.
- Chapter 163 - 163 A Different Kind of Christmas
- Chapter 164 - 164 Rolf and Luna
- Chapter 165 - 165 Asst. Coach Riddle got a sneak attack?
- Chapter 166 - 166 The Return of Dracula
- Chapter 167 - 167 Tom Riddle cursed Tom Riddle.
- Chapter 168 - 168 Overly Hasty Dividing Ceremony
- Chapter 169 - 169 There are other secrets in the Forbidden Forest?
- Chapter 170 - 170 Dracula thought Harry and Ron could be dogged.
- Chapter 171 - 171 All black magic comes from the same source?
- Chapter 172 - 172 Black Magic Public Lecture
- Chapter 173 - 173 Experience the Soul Snatching Curse
- Chapter 174 - 174 Dracula: Use the Sorcery spell on me!
- Chapter 175 - 175 Hogwarts is my place.
- Chapter 176 - 176 Teenage angst
- Chapter 177 - 177 Harry: Ron you’re not afraid of spiders anymore?
- Chapter 178 - 178 Consecutive defeats
- Chapter 179 - 179 Consider the adventure of knitting
- Chapter 180 - 180 The familiar Harry is back.
- Chapter 181 - 181 Search for relics
- Chapter 182 - 182 The Snake’s accent comes in handy.
- Chapter 183 - 183 Dracula and Dumbledore’s Big Production
- Chapter 184 - 184 Stories Drowned in History
- Chapter 185 - 185 Slytherin’s Dusty Past
- Chapter 186 - 186 The game that was finally won
- Chapter 187 - 187 Summer Vacation Arrives
- Chapter 188 - 188 Prisoner of Azkaban
- Chapter 189 - 189 Prison in Azkaban
- Chapter 190 - 190 Bellatrix Lestrange.
- Chapter 191 - 191 A letter from the Ministry of Justice prohibiting the abuse of the Division of Magic
- Chapter 192 - 192 Sirius’ past
- Chapter 193 - 193 The third school year, it begins!
- Chapter 194 - 194 Dementors invade Hogwarts.
- Chapter 195 - 195 Professor Dracula, no less.
- Chapter 196 - 196 Dumbledore owes a favor
- Chapter 197 - 197
- Chapter 198 - 198 A strange figure
- Chapter 199 - 199 Two Grangers?
- Chapter 200 - 200 The grandfather paradox (logic)
- Chapter 201 - 201 The time-turner tricked us.
- Chapter 202 - 202 Dracula’s playing with himself
- Chapter 203 - 203 Dracula having fun with himself.
- Chapter 204 - 204 Sirius Black has a terrible temper.
- Chapter 205 - 205 Dumbledore’s Way
- Chapter 206 - 206 Remus Lupin
- Chapter 207 - 207 A shocking turn of events on the Quidditch pitch
- Chapter 208 - 208 Silver Tornado Cloud Pillar on the Quidditch Pitch
- Chapter 209 - 209 Powdered Toad Umbridge
- Chapter 210 - 210 Bogart and the Dementors
- Chapter 211 - 211 Guardian Spells and Dementor Wastefulness
- Chapter 212 - 212 Harry without Hogsmeade
- Chapter 213 - 213 Tell me a joke
- Chapter 214 - 214 Attack on public rest room
- Chapter 215 - 215 Long-lived rats
- Chapter 216 - 216 Peter Pediru
- Chapter 217 - 217 Real killer
- Chapter 218 - 218 The Wolf, the Mouse and the Black Dog
- Chapter 219 - 219 Sirius Black
- Chapter 220 - 220 One thing after another
- Chapter 221 - 221 Unexpected package
- Chapter 222 - 222 Hogsmeade is covered in silver light
- Chapter 223 - 223 End of the school year
- Chapter 224 - 224 Wisengamo courtroom
- Chapter 225 - 225 L can’t believe this is a defense?
- Chapter 226 - 226 Dracula’s so-called "good deeds
- Chapter 227 - 227 Win a court case
- Chapter 228 - 228 Mystery Services Division, Death Chamber
- Chapter 229 - 229 The Hall of the Dead connects to hell.
- Chapter 230 - 230 It’s summer again.
- Chapter 231 - 231 Voldemort is at Riddle House
- Chapter 232 - 232 When Auntie meets the Godfather
- Chapter 233 - 233 Quidditch World Cup
- Chapter 234 - 234 People who like to bet more than the twins
- Chapter 235 - 235 Final site and final results
- Chapter 236 - 236 Mark of the Black Devil
- Chapter 237 - 237 Buddy Crouch
- Chapter 238 - 238 News of the Triple Threat Tournament
- Chapter 239 - 239 The eve of the kick-off
- Chapter 240 - 240 Beauxbatons School of Magic Arrives
- Chapter 241 - 241 Dumbledore’s old acquaintance at Ilvermorny
- Chapter 242 - 242 Half-Veela
- Chapter 243 - 243 Goblet of Fire
- Chapter 244 - 244 Poor Hagrid, being played around with
- Chapter 245 - 245 Warriors roster released
- Chapter 246 - 246 Goblet of Fire under a Confounding Charm
- Chapter 247 - 247 Disputes and resolution
- Chapter 248 - 248 The conspiracy behind the competition
- Chapter 249 - 249 Speculations about the man behind the scenes
- Chapter 250 - 250 Interview
- Chapter 251 - 251 Wand detection
- Chapter 252 - 252 How to repair a split soul
- Chapter 253 - 253 Amicable settlement
- Chapter 254 - 254 Five Fire Dragons
- Chapter 255 - 255 A turning point
- Chapter 256 - 256 First game of the championship
- Chapter 257 - 257 A surprising change on the field
- Chapter 258 - 258 The coolest little wizard on the field
- Chapter 259 - 259 First game is over
- Chapter 260 - 260 The Spellcaster Is Nowhere
- Chapter 261 - 261 Christmas Ball News
- Chapter 262 - 262 Marauder’s Map
- Chapter 263 - 263 Choosing a dance partner
- Chapter 264 - 264 I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my brother-in-law?
- Chapter 265 - 265 Hermione’s dance partner is
- Chapter 266 - 266 Christmas Ball
- Chapter 267 - 267 Dance tonight
- Chapter 268 - 268 Jealousy
- Chapter 269 - 269 The Secret of the Golden Egg
- Chapter 270 - 270 The clues and solutions for the second project
- Chapter 271 - 271 Gillweed
- Chapter 272 - 272 Black Lake
- Chapter 273 - 273
- Chapter 274 - 274 Under the Lake
- Chapter 275 - 275 The silly boy in the semifinals
- Chapter 276 - 276 The second project ended
- Chapter 277 - 277 Barty Crouch’s Secret
- Chapter 278 - 278 Mental Disorder
- Chapter 279 - 279 Crouch disappears into thin air
- Chapter 280 - 280 Pensieve
- Chapter 281 - 281 Before the last match
- Chapter 282 - 282 Filch and the Accident on Mount Olympus
- Chapter 283 - 283 The current status of the secret realm and the ongoing competition
- Chapter 284 - 284 Weird John and temporary security guard Selina
- Chapter 285 - 285 The Champion of the Tournament and the Dispersion of the Black Mist
- Chapter 286 - 286 Cedric’s death?
- Chapter 287 - 287 The Dark Lord Returns
- Chapter 288 - 288 He is not dead yet
- Chapter 289 - 289 First Embrace
- Chapter 290 - 290 Rupture
- Chapter 291 - 291 Dracula vs Dumbledore
- Chapter 292 - 292 Take leave of
- Chapter 293 - 293 Department of Mysteries incident
- Chapter 294 - 294 Prophecy Ball
- Chapter 295 - 295 Everyone is here
- Chapter 296 - 296 Stalemate
- Chapter 297 - 297 Resurrection Stone
- Chapter 298 - 298 One life for another?
- Chapter 299 - 299 Family
- Chapter 300 - 300 Gellert Grindelwald
- Chapter 301 - 301 The Calm Before the Second War
- Chapter 302 - 302 Uninvited guests at Durmstrang’s headmaster election ceremony
- Chapter 303 - 303 New Headmaster of Durmstrang
- Chapter 304 - 304 Snape’s Undercover Life
- Chapter 305 - 305 Regime change at the Ministry of Magic
- Chapter 306 - 306 The impending war
- Chapter 307 - 307 The balance of victory tilts back and forth
- Chapter 308 - 308 Snape’s Choice
- Chapter 309 - 309 Dumbledore and Grindelwald’s reunion
- Chapter 310 - 310 What will be the last Horcrux?
- Chapter 311 - 311 A way to replace the Grim Reaper
- Chapter 312 - 312 It’s time to end
- Chapter 313 - 313 Voldemort was backstabbed again
- Chapter 314 - 314 Step into the curtain
- Chapter 315 - 315 Change the world
- Chapter 316 - 316 Go back three years and fill a hole
- Chapter 317 - 317 Deathly Hallows ending
- Chapter 318 - 318 King’s Cross Station(End of article)