BXBX NOVEL Chapter 832 - You Know Nothing!
Chapter 832: You Know Nothing!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
“I really appreciate your participation in this Divine Pill Convention for my daughter!”
Lord Zeng gave his simple opening remarks to the alchemists in this area:
“I guess all of you have known about the situation of my daughter. I organized this Divine Pill Convention to search for an elixir. If you can help my daughter to regain her appetite, I will do my best to satisfy all your requirements!”
After saying that, he reached out his palm to touch the little Princess’s head affectionately. He would give all he had and grant all kinds of request to save his daughter!
Of course, this was also the confidence of a cultivator at the summit of the Great Vehicle Stage. Only a few cultivators in the Xuanzhen Continent could rival him. Therefore, he would agree to grant all kinds of requests if someone could save his daughter.
“Lord Zeng, we will do our best!” Many alchemists replied confidently as they bowed their heads and folded their hands to Lord Zeng.
“Thank you! Then...I hereby announce the Divine Pill Convention begins officially!” Lord Zeng nodded at the alchemists with a smile.
Dong!
The convention started when a monk rang a bell.
Then a lot of alchemists activated the pill furnaces in front of them and started the pill-refining by putting ingredients into the furnace. Some alchemists didn’t start the refining immediately. After watching the little Princess carefully, their brows creased in concentration as they started to ponder her situation.
Yun Yang Zi and Zhuo Feng fixed their eyes on the little Princess seriously. It seemed that it was very difficult for them to work out a solution. The Demonic Pill Old Man, who was standing at the forefront, was lost in deep thought from the very beginning as if there was no one else present.
“Lord Zeng, I want to ask the little Princess a few questions!” A voice could be heard from behind suddenly at this time. Everyone in this area, including the audience, were startled and tried to find the speaker. They found a handsome young man who was raising his arm with a faint smile.
People couldn’t help but frown.
“What? How could such a young man be an alchemist? He is too young!”
“Alchemists who could attend the Divine Pill Convention should at least reach the Six-Star level. It is impossible for such a young man to be a Six-Star Alchemist!”
“Damn! Is he the one who asked for medications here several days ago? His name is Exploding something, right?”
“No! His name is February Red of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”
“No! His name is February Purple of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”
“What you have said is incorrect! His name is June Green of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”
“Crap! What the hell is his name?”
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Many people recognized that the one who raised his hand was Xu Que.
Lord Zeng, who was standing on the stage, also fixed his eyes on Xu Que. Then he also frowned a bit. It seemed he also thought such a young man couldn’t be very capable!
“My daughter feels unwell now. I’m afraid she can’t answer your questions, my young friend. Please just state your questions, I will answer them by representing my daughter!” Lord Zeng, who had a glimmer of hope, answered with a smile at last.
“No! I’m afraid Lord Zeng is not able to answer my questions!” Xu Que said as he shook his head with a smile.
The rest of the people in this area changed their expressions, their eyes wide.
This guy is really bold! How dare he say no to Lord Zeng?
“Oh? Really?” Lord Zeng asked with a smile. But his smile could even freeze the blood of the onlookers.
Xu Que walked up with a calm smile. “Actually, I am not only an alchemist, but a doctor! My nickname is the Ultimate Miraculous Doctor! I am good at the treatment of incurable diseases. You should know that there are four ways of diagnosis – look, listen, question, and feel the pulse, right? Therefore, before preparing medications, I have to know the situation of your daughter personally!”
“You are good at treating incurable disease?” Lord Zeng changed his expression slightly after hearing that. His attitude also became less aggressive. After a short while pondering, he said, nodding his head, “OK, you can come closer and state your questions!”
Xu Que walked up to the stage and looked at the little Princess with a smile.
The little Princess was a little bit shy with strangers. After being stared at by Xu Que closely, she lowered her head and wanted to step back.
“Little Princess, don’t be afraid! I will only ask you several questions! If you could answer them, I will give you a Barbie Doll!” Xu Que said with a smile.
Hearing that, the little Princess stopped stepping back. Then she looked up timidly and asked in a tiny voice, “What is a Barbie Doll?”
“I can’t tell you that now! I just want to know whether you are angry.... Oh, sorry, wrong question! Here, see, this is a Barbie Doll!” Xu Que smiled as he took out a high-end limited-edition Barbie Doll that was purchased from the System store just now.
The little Princess’s eyes opened wide. It seemed she was quite interested in this toy. Even the onlookers were curious, for they hadn’t seen such a fancy item before.
“Now, you should answer my questions first, and I will give it to you, OK?” Xu Que asked in a demagogic tone as if he was a teacher. Even Lord Zeng couldn’t help but frown at Xu Que’s action.
However, the little Princess said, as she nodded cooperatively, “OK!”
“Good, what a nice girl! Here comes my first question – when you are eating, do you feel something in your throat that you can’t spit out or swallow it?”
“No!” The little Princess shook her head after thinking about it for a short while. However, her eyes were still fixed on the doll in Xu Que’s hands.
Xu Que said with a smile, “Good! Here comes the second question – when you are eating, do you feel the foods are not delicious, or do you have the feeling of nausea when you see food?”
This time the little Princess replied directly without hesitation, “Both!”
“Good girl! OK, I don’t have other questions! This Barbie Doll is yours now!” Xu Que handed the doll to the little Princess with a smile.
“Thank you, brother!” The little Princess was quite happy. She ran to Xu Que and got the doll happily. She even didn’t forget to thank Xu Que.
At this time, Xu Que stood up and said as he looked at Lord Zeng with a faint smile, “Lord Zeng, I basically can conclude that your daughter, who is a picky eater, is suffering from anorexia! Our Exploding Heavens Faction has at least 100 methods to cure her!”
“What?” Lord Zeng asked in surprise. “Do you really mean it?”
The rest of the alchemists were also stunned as they looked at Xu Que in disbelief. Even Yun Yang Zi and Zhuo Feng stared at Xu Que in surprise.
This is a strange disease that none of us could find a therapeutic method for even by racking our brains. How could this guy say he has 100 methods to cure it?
Are you kidding?
“Nonsense!”
At this time, an angry shout rang out. Everyone turned around and was shocked by what they saw. The one who scolded was the Demonic Pill Old Man who had been silent for a long time.
He said coldly as he stared at Xu Que, “I’ve never heard of your ridiculous damn anorexia! How dare such a young man talk nonsense in front of me? The little Princess is an ordinary person. She couldn’t swallow any foods because her vital organs have been pampered by rare pills and elixirs!”
Holy crap!
Xu Que was annoyed. He turned around and said angrily, “You know nothing! Stop your nonsense! Do you know where you are? Do you know you can’t say dirty words when children are around? Your mouth is full of crappy dirty words! Are you really a civilized person?”
“You....”
“What the hell are you going to say? I hope you could know the situation clearly and think twice before saying something. Aren’t those crap symptoms you said just now anorexia? This is so easy for members of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”
Xu Que cursed the Demonic Pill Old Man by pointing at him. His sudden reaction shocked the Demonic Pill Old Man.
The little Princess was also stunned.
Lord Zeng was dumbfounded!
All the rest of the people in the area were also totally shocked on the spot.
How could a foul-mouthed man blame another person as uncivilized?
He has no self-knowledge at all!
More important, the one who he is cursing is the Demonic Pill Old Man!
Everyone in the Xuanzhen Continent knows the bad temper of the Demonic Pill Old Man!
Everyone knows he can be annoyed easily!
There is no difference between provoking him and seeking death!
“Good, very good! Ignorant junior....” The Demonic Pill Old Man was so angry that his eyes were full of the kill intent, as if he was about to kill Xu Que.
Xu Que asked angrily, while widening his eyes, “What is good? I just want to ask you what is good? Do you think I will slap your face by working out a pill to cure little Princess? No, you are wrong! I quit! This is unacceptable for a member of the Exploding Heavens Faction. Farewell!”
After saying that, Xu Que turned around gracefully and was about to leave, shocking all the rest of the people in the area!
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