BXBX NOVEL Chapter 523 - What on Earth was This?
Chapter 523: What on Earth was This?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Hearing this, everyone in the Snow City inn was stunned.
He asked us if he was Mr. Right for Situ Hai Tang? He just said that in front of everyone like this?! Is he insane?
No one thought Xu Que would say something like this in front of everyone, since once he said it, he could never take it back.
...
Someone in the inn could no longer bear this and was about to leave.
A cultivator who Xu Que had never seen before quickly headed to the city walls and told Shang Wu what Xu Que had just said.
After hearing what Xu Que had said, Shang Wu was furious.
“B*stard! He thinks he can do anything he wants simply because he’s the General Zhuge?!” Shang Wu shouted.
Seeing Shang Wu getting cross, a soldier said gently, “Please don’t be mad. General Zhuge has a reputation both inside and outside the city. I don’t think he would really take Situ Hai Tang away from you, otherwise, his reputation would surely be damaged.”
Shang Wu was still very angry. “Go f*ck yourself! Who does he think who he is! Really! He just won a few battles, so what?! Anyone in the Scarlet Yang Sect is as powerful as ten Zhuges put together! He’ll pay the price for what he said, or even lose his life!”
Hearing this, everyone present was stunned.
There’s really no need to say such harsh things. General Zhuge was only joking. Don’t you think you might be overreacting to this business?
Everyone, as well as the soldier who had just tried to comfort Shang Wu, felt like Shang Wu was a bit narrow-minded.
Shang Wu didn’t care about others’ opinions of him and sneered, “I’ll see if he ever gets the balls to say such a thing in front of me! Come with me.”
He then walked away from the city walls and headed to the inn where Xu Que was staying with a group of soldiers.
...
Meanwhile, in the inn, people were embarrassed by what Xu Que had said.
Lao Li forced out a smile. “General Zhuge, you’re still the same old guy who likes to tell jokes.”
He had meant to make a joke out of this business, in case Xu Que got himself into trouble when people outside the inn heard about what he had said.
Xu Que said with a serious face, “Lao Li, I have always been kind to you, haven’t I? I gave you two popsicles, do you remember? Tell me, do you think I am good enough for Situ Hai Tang or not?”
Hearing this, Lao Li was shocked.
General Zhuge, don’t you know I was trying to cover for you?! You are really....
“Of course! Of course!” Lao Li had no choice but to yield.
Xu Que looked at Buttface and sneered. “See? Even Lao Li said I’m good enough for Situ Hai Tang.”
Buttfcace became cross. “You are too shameless! And by the way, you gave him two popsicles and you only gave me one?!”
“I was already being extremely kind to you by giving you one popsicle!” Xu Que spat on Buttface and cursed.
“F*ck you! How dare you spit on me?!”
Buttface was furious and also spat. “Sh*t! Never mind. Ice cream tastes much better than popsicles!”
Xu Que sneered, “The ice cream was also made by me, did you already forget that?”
Buttface spat again.
Xu Que managed to dodge and spit on him again.
“How dare you?! Ewww... this is really disgusting!”
“Yes! I have the balls to spit on you! So what!”
...
Xu Que and Buttface began to spit on each other. They were moving rather quickly and trying to dodge each other’s saliva.
Seeing this, everyone present was shocked and hurriedly left the inn.
Is he really the General Zhuge I know?!
Right at this moment, someone was shouting on the street.
“Get out of my way!”
Shang Wu came to the inn with a bunch of soldiers and ordered people to leave.
Upon seeing Shang Wu coming, they immediately cleared a path for him.
Shang Wu had no idea what was happening inside the inn. He glanced at people coldly and strode towards the inn.
While he was walking inside, he heard strange sounds. He hurried and opened the door.
As soon as he opened the door, a sticky liquid fell right onto his face.
Everyone was stunned.
Shang Wu, in particular, stood still and let the saliva slowly drop down his face.
He slowly touched his face, and his voice trembled. “What... what is this on my face?”
Seeing Shang Wu touching either Xu Que’s or Buttface’s saliva, people felt sick and covered their mouths with their hands.
“It’s Buttface’s saliva,” Xu Que said.
Hearing this, Buttface was angry. “Nonsense! It’s yours, not mine!”
“It’s clearly yours!”
“You’re being ridiculous!”
The next moment, the spitting competition started again.
Finally, Shang Wu realised the sticky liquid on his face was someone’s saliva.
“F*ck!” Shang Wu could no longer suppress his anger and shouted loudly.
The son of the head of the Scarlet Yang Sect, the General of the Snow City who guarded the city walls, had someone’s saliva on his face.
This was indeed mortifying...
Shang Wu wiped away the saliva and dashed into the room.
Buttface and Xu Que were still spitting on each other, their saliva splashing everywhere.
When Shang Wu got into the room, Buttface was trying to dodge Xu Que’s saliva and stopped right in front of him.
Shang Wu quickly caught Buttface by the neck.
“Ouch! Who is this?!” Buttface shouted. He was in such a great pain that his eyeballs were almost falling out.
“How dare you!” Shang Wu seized him by his throat and shouted in great anger.
“Who are you?! We’re so close to each other, yet I can barely see your face.”
Buttface’s head was very close to Shang Wu’s face, so he couldn’t see Shang Wu’s face clearly.
Shang Wu felt humiliated and became even more angry.
“You really have no idea who I am?! You...”
Before Shang Wu finished his words, Buttface spat on his face...
All of a sudden, everyone present was stunned, and no one made a sound.