BXBX NOVEL Chapter 458: Nosedive
Seeing its little movements, Pei Yi thought to herself that this dog is quite intelligent.
"rogue!"
A mechanical sound suddenly sounded. Although the enunciation was clear, it didn't sound like a human voice.
Everyone followed the prestige, and it turned out that it was a red-haired parrot imitating human speech.
It is fat and fat, and it eats well at first glance. It has a pair of small eyes that are extremely sharp, and there is a sense of pressure when staring at the **** dog.
Its two little red claws firmly grasped the red painted horizontal bar in the bird cage, just like a general who is as immobile as a mountain.
It was making a sound, and the little partner beside it was not to be outdone—the green-haired parrot in the cage next to it also fluttered its wings and yelled at the **** dog: "Bastard!"
This Chinese character has a perfect accent.
Huo Yuan felt a long-lost sense of familiarity, and at the same time, his face suddenly became hot, and he felt a little ashamed that he was not humane.
Thinking back then, Pei Sanlang always belittled him and said something that made people think, he was naturally ashamed and annoyed, and often secretly called Pei Sanlang a "bastard" by himself.
Over time, the green-haired parrot he kept in the dormitory learned these Chinese quintessences.
But the problem is, he always thought that this green-haired parrot has corrected the problem of talking about the quintessence of China, but who would have thought that this bird has changed a little bit—oh, there are still changes, and it has become even more arrogant than before.
Huo Yuan regrets it now, regrets it very much—why did he give this green-haired parrot to Saburo? He obviously has a thrush, so he should give that elegant and well-behaved thrush to Saburo.
He beat his chest silently in his heart, but a group of pets were shouting at each other to cheer.
At this moment, Ah Heng, the Shih Tzu dog, felt the cheers and cheers from his companions, and suddenly became more courageous, and barked twice ferociously at the **** dog.
These two sounds were extremely loud and full of energy, it seems that the courage has returned.
However, the barking of the dog was indeed too sudden, and Xiao Junji who was beside it was really startled.
And this majestic **** dog deeply felt that he was being provoked by a bunch of gadgets after hearing the mixed barking of birds and dogs.
The **** dog immediately responded with an angry roar.
This roar was brewing in the throat for a while, and then it rushed out like a cannon fired and loaded, which shocked everyone in the room.
Pei Yi patted her chest to suppress her shock, and said in a funny and helpless way: "A Huan, take Hei Sanpang out."
The red-haired parrot didn't fear the **** dog's snarling threat at all, flapped its wings in the cage, and cursed viciously: "Rogue! Rogue!"
The green-haired parrot deeply felt that his territory had been invaded by others, and angrily yelled at the **** dog: "Bastard! Pervert! Pervert! You bastard!"
The Shih Tzu dog was already terrified, but seeing his two little friends so arrogant, it mustered up the courage to yell at the **** dog: "Wow! Wow! Wow..."
The **** dog saw that the Shih Tzu was so unfeeling towards it, and cursed back angrily: "Wow, woof, woof, woof..."
The whole room was suddenly filled with the noise of various small animals.
Pei Yi got a headache from the quarrel, and urged: "A Huan, quickly take Hei Sanpang away!"
The dog leash on Hei Sanpang's body had been thrown off a long time ago, and Xun Huan couldn't hold it at all.
"Black and fat!" Xun Huan snapped.
The **** dog shuddered all over, and immediately sat on the ground, sticking out its tongue and panting, not daring to bark anymore.
Pei Yi was a little surprised, and said in astonishment: "Your dog has been specially trained?"
"That is." Xun Huan puffed out his chest rather embarrassingly.
He looked seriously at the **** dog squatting on the ground, and commanded: "Hei three fat, shake hands."
The **** dog immediately raised a paw, and then raised it in front of Xun Huan.
Xun Huan kept a straight face, and moved his chin in Pei Yi's direction.
The **** dog understood, bent its paw in mid-air, and went straight to Pei Yi.
Pei Yi was quite pleasantly surprised, reached out and shook Hei Sanpang's big paw, and said with a smile: "What else will Hei Sanpang do? Usually we talk, does it understand?"
Xun Huan didn't want himself to fall behind Xiao Junji, not even his pets, so he said with certainty: "As clever as Ah Heng, Hei Sanfatty is as clever."
Xiao Junji: "..." Hasty! He shouldn't have given the Shih Tzu a name exactly like himself back then. Now every time Xun Yazi mentions Shih Tzu dogs, he feels that Xun Yazi is scolding him on purpose.
"Rogue!" The red-haired parrot cursed again indignantly.
The green-haired parrot was also very dissatisfied, and cursed at the flattering **** dog: "Pervert!"
Huo Yuan couldn't help laughing, walked to the bird cage and shook the green-haired parrot, and said with a smile: "Jisu, don't scold the dog."
The green-haired parrot stared at the former owner for a while, and suddenly shouted angrily: "Dog!"
Huo Yuan frowned slightly, and taught patiently: "Biyu, don't curse."
The green-haired parrot shouted resolutely: "Dug!"
The red-haired parrot swooped in the direction of the green-haired parrot in the bird cage, and shouted at the stupid human: "Dog!"
Huo Yuan was stunned and depressed, turned his head to look at Pei Yi, and complained aggrievedly: "Sanlang, your bird scolded me."
Pei Yi was about to answer, but Qi Kill, who was standing beside her, explained very calmly and coldly: "The green feather is called 'Dog Dan'. These two birds will introduce you to the name of the green fur together."
Huo Yuan was unexpected. He opened his eyes slightly and asked, "Why is Biyu called Goudan? How superficial is the name Goudan?"
Xun Huan's focus is on the other hand—
"You also gave Saburo a pet?" Xun Huan stared at the royal rival, very angry and unwilling to raise his finger to point at the green-haired parrot, and asked, "You gave this green-haired parrot?"
"I gave it to you." Huo Yuan corrected tiredly, "It's not called 'Green Hair' or 'Dog Dan', it's called 'Jasper'."
Xun Huan was hit hard. With a move of his finger, he pointed to the birdcages hanging side by side, and asked sadly and angrily, "You gave this red hair too?"
Qisha proudly said: "I gave the red-haired parrot to Saburo on behalf of Erye Pei, and it's called 'General'."
Xun Huan was extremely sad and indignant. He glared angrily at the youngest rival in love, and said heartbrokenly: "Even you gave Saburo a pet?!" These insidious and cunning wild men! She actually gave Saburo a pet behind his back! It's really hateful!
Qi Sha didn't think there was any problem, and explained very rigorously: "I sent it on behalf of Second Master Pei."
Xun Huan deeply felt that he had fallen behind, so he ran up to Pei Yi in a hurry, and said anxiously, "Sanlang, I'm giving you the third fat man!"
Pei Yi waved her hand in disgust, and rejected it cleanly: "A gentleman doesn't take people's love. Hei Sanfat was trained hard by you, so he should follow you." The most important thing is, this dog is so lustful. , Still greedy for "A Heng"'s body, she refused to adopt it.
"No, Hei Sanpang just wants to follow you!" Xun Huan was determined to catch up with all his love rivals in terms of pets, and he was very eager and persistent, "Hei Sanpang likes you very much!"
As he spoke, he gave the **** dog a sideways look.
The **** dog was also very spiritual. He immediately stood up and walked up to Pei Yi, wagging his tail, and rubbed his head against Pei Yi's hand hanging by his side, very flattering.
Xiao Junji looked at all this with cold eyes, and thought to himself: If there is such a master, there will be such a dog. Look at Hei Sanpang's spineless obsequiousness, which is exactly the same as Xun Yazi.
Huo Yuan brushed away the **** dog rubbing against Pei Yi's right hand with his hands in disgust, frowned and said, "You dog is too perverted, you can't keep it."
Xun Huan said bluntly: "Who said Hei Sanpang is lustful? In fact, it doesn't have a crush on Ah Heng at all. It just wants to make friends with Ah Heng. Have you ever raised a dog? Do you know the way dogs communicate with each other?" ?"
“Dogs like to rub against each other—especially when they meet the same kind, they like to rush up and ride each other, not only to ride, but also to rub! This is called friendly communication, where is it lustful?”
"Your Highness, you just opened your mouth to say that Hei Sanpang has taken a fancy to Ah Heng, and you are clearly judging the belly of a king with a villain's heart. How wronged is Hei Sanpang?"
Before Xun Huan finished speaking, the **** dog standing beside him hugged Huo Yuan's thigh with great excitement, and rubbed back and forth happily.
The audience was silent.
Xun Huan explained with low confidence: "Hei Sanpang has taken a fancy to His Highness's clothes. It likes... lake blue! Your Highness should wear less clothes of this color, and don't irritate Hei Sanpang. It is just a dog after all. , no one has such strong self-control.”
This nonsense is really rigorous.
Pei Yi smiled unknowingly, and silently watched what else the young man could babble about.
"You...pull this dog away first." Huo Yuan said very patiently.
This **** dog hugged his thigh tightly, not to mention the grip, the dog's paws were nailed to his body, and it hurt so much that the skin might have been scratched.
"Hei Sanpang is getting close to you." Xun Huan tried to pull the dog away while trying to explain calmly.
However, Hei Sanpang has already set his sights on Huo Yuan's leg, and he is focused on hugging his thigh tightly so as not to scatter his claws.
Huo Yuan took a breath, very disgusted and tired: "Quickly pull away!"
Although Xun Huan did have the intention of making his rival embarrassing, but now he really wanted to pull Hei Sanpang away—otherwise, given the reputation of Hei Sanpang as a lecher, how could Saburo be willing to accept this pet?
"Your Highness, don't be so vicious about Hei Sanpang." Xun Huan said nonsense solemnly, "Hei Sanpang eats soft but not hard. The more aggressive you are, the more he will not let go. Don't worry, its nails are freshly clipped It’s okay, it won’t hurt if I grab it on you.”
Doesn't hurt ass!
This dog's paws are as sharp even after clipping their nails!
Huo Yuan was bursting with foul language in his heart, but out of the cultivation of the royal family, he still had a very restrained look on his face and said: "Hurry up and pull the dog away!"
After a period of chaos, the **** dog was finally pulled away from the scene.
The audience fell into an eerie silence.
After a long time, Huo Yuan was very tired and said: "This dog can't be kept."
Xiao Junji agreed and supported: "This dog must not stay with Saburo."
Qi Sha with a pale face, said firmly: "Xiao Pei's mansion must never raise such a lustful dog."
Xun Huan was very guilty, but on the face he said with confidence: "How superficial are you?! Is Hei Sanpang lustful? He is greeting His Highness cordially! The way dogs express friendship is different from that of us humans. You How absurd is it to speculate on the love of a dog with a human heart? How excessive? How unreasonable?"
Pei Yi rubbed her swollen temples, and politely refused: "Ah Huan, Hei Sanpang is too energetic, and Xiao Pei's mansion is not suitable for him."
Xun Huan was very unconvinced, and said to himself: Are your two parrots not energetic enough? How come the parrot can be accepted, but the pet I sent cannot be accepted?
But he knew very well that there were many rivals in love, and he was no match for four hands. It was not appropriate to continue to argue at this time, and it was better to wait until he was alone with Saburo before lobbying.
Thinking of this, Xun Huan could only hold back his breath for the time being, pursed his lips and stopped arguing.
Soon it was time for dinner.
Pei Yi and several men sat around a small round table.
In order to have a pleasant meal, Pei Yi preemptively set the rules: "First, you are not allowed to compete with others for food; second, you are not allowed to serve food for others."
As soon as these two rules came out, they directly suppressed a group of men who were eager to try.
So, this meal can be described as calm.
After dinner, several men accompanied Pei Yi to the yard for a walk to digest food.
"A Huan, I remember that officials who go to Beijing to report on their duties can only stay in Beijing for a month at most." Pei Yi asked, "Are you going back to Yongzhou soon?"
"Not necessarily." Xun Huan said with a smirk, "Commander Sun was still asking me yesterday if I was interested in joining the inner guard. If I become an inner guard, then I will be stationed in Beijing, and there is no need to go back to Yongzhou .”
Pei Yi didn't expect Xun Huan to have such a chance, and asked with concern: "Then what's your plan?"
Xun Huan looked straight at her, and said affectionately: "It depends on what Sanlang plans - if Sanlang doesn't want me to leave, I will stay in the capital; if Sanlang doesn't want to see me as an old friend, then I will Leave Kyoto."
There has always been only the saying of a dirty wife, where is there a talk of a dirty old friend?
Huo Yuan frowned slightly, and cast a displeased glance at this love rival, and said in his heart: the thick-skinned is invincible. Xun Yazi can really make waves anytime and anywhere, and he doesn't feel ashamed.
Xiao Junji silently rolled his eyes in his heart, and thought to himself: How can Xun Yazi even take a walk? It's really hard to guard against.
Pei Yi chuckled lightly and said, "This is your own future, how can you put your mind on me?"
that is! that is!
The villain in Qisha's heart nodded frantically, and cursed secretly: Shameless Xun Yazi, don't try to confuse my Saburo!
"But I just want to hear what Saburo thinks." Xun Huan said coquettishly, "I don't want to leave Saburo, I want to stay in the capital and watch you every day."
hiss...
The villain in Huo Yuan's heart gasped.
He even had goosebumps on his body, and he raised his hand and rubbed his arm.
Qi Sha also felt that these words were too nasty, and he felt very uncomfortable.
Xiao Junji couldn't bear it anymore and interjected: "A good man has ambitions everywhere. Some people are like a woman in the back house. Those eyes can only focus on the one-third of an acre of land in front of them, without any pattern or vision. But Sanlang How can a person who wants to do great things gather around a group of short-sighted people who only know how to flatter but don't give advice?"
These words can be said to scold Xun Huan to the point of blood.
Xun Huan was very angry, and retorted: "Since Xiao Shizi wants to relieve Sanlang's worries, why is he still staying in Beijing and not leaving now? The Xiao family's intentions are wrong now. Only when you return to the Xiao family can you find out the truth about the Xiao family from inside." Intentions and possible movements. But Xiao Shizi is now hiding in Xiaopei’s mansion and stays at home all day. Does this mean that he regards himself as a lady who does not go out of the house?”
Xiao Junji's anger suddenly rose, and the anger that rushed into his heart was simply indescribable.
Seeing that the two men were at war, Pei Yi hurriedly spoke out to comfort her: "Whether to go or stay depends entirely on your inner wishes. We are all on our own now, so we should help each other and support each other. How can we have internal strife by ourselves?" Woolen cloth?"
The two men snorted angrily at each other, then turned their heads away, it was a truce.
Pei Yi felt a bit of a headache, pinched the bridge of her nose, and thought to herself that she had to go for a quick walk to get rid of her food, otherwise these men would quarrel endlessly when they got together, which would be too much for her.
Huo Yuan thought for a moment, then asked in a deep voice: "Xiao Shizi, are you really not planning to go back to Jinzhou?"
His voice was very deep, revealing a calming force.
"How can I go back?" Xiao Junji laughed rather self-deprecatingly, "Your Majesty thinks that King Huainan intends to rebel, so it is naturally impossible for me, the son of King Huainan, to leave Beijing and return home."
"Furthermore, I disagree with my father and my second brother in terms of political views. If I return to Jinzhou by luck this time, it will be like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger."
"Since that's the case, I might as well stay in the capital and assist Saburo." Xiao Junji said sincerely.
Xun Huan didn't take it seriously, and secretly scolded Xiao Langren in his heart that he really hit the nail on the head - even in this kind of talk, Xiao Langren could take the opportunity to show his loyalty to Saburo.
Huo Yuan nodded slightly calmly, and agreed: "It's better to stay in the capital."
Xiao Junji was very good, and smiled happily: "I will definitely draw a strict line with the rebels—even if there are my blood relatives among the rebels, I will definitely kill them righteously."
Pei Yi glanced at Xiao Junji, thinking that this man has gone too far in doing things, and if he doesn't get what he wants when the time comes, it's just that he must calculate his life carefully.
Xun Huan saw that everyone was discussing the way forward so seriously, he couldn't be jealous anymore, so he could only find a way with everyone.
A group of people walked aimlessly on the bluestone corridor.
The people were all sent to the corridor not far away - Pei Yi and the others could not be heard from this distance, but if the master called out loudly, they would immediately come to protect the master.
Pei Yi put her hands behind her back, walked leisurely, and asked in a deep voice: "Honestly, do you think the King of Huainan will lead his troops to press in while sending his son to Beijing to marry?"
Huo Yuan walked slowly beside Pei Yi, and said very pertinently: "I think the King of Huainan will definitely do this."
Hearing this, Xiao Junji couldn't help laughing and said: "You can't say everything. The world is unpredictable, so how can you say anything for sure?"
Pei Yi suddenly had one head and two big heads, secretly thinking that these two men are not going to quarrel again, right?
However, Huo Yuan showed extreme restraint today, and explained very seriously: "The king of Huainan stretched his hands too far. He is obviously in Jinzhou, but he keeps putting people in the capital."
"As far as the people found out so far are not easy--Zhou Jieyu who has already kicked his legs to the west, and Gu Changze who was quite favored before, both of them have a close relationship with the Xiao family in Jinzhou .”
"It has already reached this level, and King Huainan is clearly bound to win the throne."
"This time, since my father allowed King Huainan to **** the second son of the Xiao family to Beijing to join the Bai family, how could King Huainan let go of such a god-given opportunity?"
"He will definitely find a way to bring the army."
Huo Yuan's face was extremely calm, and he said firmly in a deep voice: "The King of Huainan will definitely want to take this opportunity to destroy the forces of the royal family in Kyoto and ascend the throne in one fell swoop."
Xun Huan disapproved, and said with a smile: "This is too risky."
But Xiao Junji, who is from the Xiao family in Jinzhou, had a dignified face, and said in a deep voice: "My father likes to take risks, and he has done a lot of things in his life."
Whether it is placing a young man who looks exactly like General Yan Chongdao next to the emperor, or placing a concubine next to the emperor, which one is not a risky thing?
Of course, there are many more adventurous things.
His father recruited private soldiers in the early years and took great risks—it turned out that his father was overthinking himself, and the nobles in Kyoto were so vigilant that they didn't care about Huainan King's raising soldiers.
To be exact, it's not that he didn't care, but that he trusted King Huainan.
At that time, King Huainan said that he was raising troops to defend against the Turkic barbarians who came and went in and out of the north.
As a result, the old emperor agreed and believed it.
This incident undoubtedly gave King Huainan a lot of confidence, and it also made a bad start—from this moment on, King Huainan felt that the old emperor was really incompetent, and he was fully capable of replacing him.
"The King of Huainan is too underestimating the enemy." Pei Yi said in a deep voice.
"It is not necessary to underestimate the enemy." Xiao Junji's face became more serious, "My father has trained a lot of soldiers over the years, and they are all very strong. Compared with Pei's army, I don't know how it is, but they are definitely stronger than the imperial city's imperial army."
The reason why Xiao Junji spoke so positively was because he experienced the chaos and incompetence of the imperial army when the palace changed some time ago.
If his father successfully leads the troops to Kyoto, when the city gate is closed, it will not be the old emperor who catches the turtle in the urn, but his father will close the door and beat the dog.
"In this case, Pei Xiangguo has to spend more time." Huo Yuan looked at his sweetheart beside him, and said very meaningfully.
"Defending the capital is what the Pei family should do." Pei Yi sighed and said helplessly, "It's just that His Majesty is very suspicious of the Pei family now, if my father mobilizes the army to defend without authorization, I'm afraid things will get worse. "
At that time, the Pei family has not had time to suppress the rebellious Jinzhou Xiao family, I am afraid that I will be beaten as a rebel first.
(end of this chapter)