Chapter 391: Misunderstanding again
"In my opinion, Saburo might as well use me as a practice hand. Anyway, I am strong and strong, even if you accidentally make a mistake, I can bear it."
Pei Yi was astonished.
She smiled awkwardly, and was about to refuse, but several other men also acted.
Xiao Jun took off his outer robe in a hurry, and then took off his middle and inner clothes, revealing his white upper body, and said righteously with a heroic face: "Sanlang, you should practice with me." .Du Zizhang looked like a barbarian. After all, the physique of a barbarian is different from that of our Central Plains people. It will be more valuable for you to give me acupuncture."
Helian Linyu glanced at the Han son who imitated his behavior very disgustingly, and mocked brightly in his eyes: Can you get some face, you bastard?
Xiao Junji really never expected to meet someone even more shameless than him in this life.
He didn't roll his eyes out of self-restraint, but he gave Helian Linyu a contemptuous look. The expression on his face clearly said: You are a big bear, you look like a brown bear, you think Sanlang will like you Does it look like this? Dream it! A gentleman like me is the most preferred figure of the nobles in Kyoto, okay?
Huo Yuan stood aloof and watched the two rivals in love vie for power and jealousy.
To be honest, he looked down on the behavior of the big fool and Xiao Langren.
However, these two love rivals have already taken off their clothes. If he doesn't take off his clothes, wouldn't he be at a disadvantage?
As far as Sanskrit's lustful nature is concerned—she says she refuses, but her eyes have already looked straight, and she is afraid that two of the three souls have been seduced away.
My figure is no worse than that of the big fool and Xiao Langren—well, the big fool is indeed too tall to be envied. But just like what Xiao Langren said, Du Zizhang's burly body is definitely not the style that noble girls in Kyoto prefer, okay?
Obviously I have such good conditions, if I don't hurry up and show off my figure to attract Sanskrit's attention, I'm afraid it will be too late.
Thinking of this, Huo Yuan finally let go of the shame of the royal family, put on a straight face as if he was going to die bravely, and took off his clothes one by one very neatly.
He said in a very upright tone: "Sanlang, Du Zizhang is too big, Xiao Junji is too thin, only my figure is the closest to Qisha. It is most suitable for Qisha if you use me to practice acupuncture of."
Pei Yi's eyes could barely move.
The three big guys showed off their figures in front of her together. The pectoral muscles, the abdominal muscles, and the mermaid line are all amazing, okay?
Cough cough cough...
Calm down! Calm down!
Pei Yi suppressed her turbulent thoughts, and was about to refuse, another big boss who had been silent for a long time couldn't hold back her voice.
"I'm in good health, and I don't need you to be models for Saburo to practice." Qi Sha's handsome face was as black as ink, and his tone was as cold as ice in the twelfth lunar month.
Xiao Junji immediately retorted: "Seven kills, don't be brave. You are running out of life, which we all know. Saburo originally saved you out of good intentions, but she is still a novice after all, in case you What went wrong, Saburo must blame herself."
Speaking so high-soundingly, what Xiao Junji thought in his heart was: Are you kidding me? You are allowed to seduce Saburo with your upper body naked, but you are not allowed to show my body to attract Saburo's attention? A stinky and shameless vixen, who has done such a disgraceful act, and still puts on such an innocent face, is really good at being cheap.
Helian Linyu argued: "Xiao Shizi's words are reasonable. Qilang Jun, since Saburo thinks about you, you have to think about her too. She is kind, then we should fulfill her kindness. If you If you don't let San Lang practice first, if she made a mistake when giving you the needle, wouldn't San Lang have a bad conscience all his life? How can you bear it?"
Xiao Junji was amazed, and looked at the heroic rival beside him with surprise and admiration. To be honest, he never expected that there would be someone who could talk nonsense better than him in this world. The degree of shamelessness is really much worse than him.
Xiao Junji suddenly had a feeling of meeting a confidant in a foreign land, and silently gave Du Zizhang a thumbs up in his heart.
Huo Yuan was also extremely surprised. He never thought that among his rivals in love, there were hidden dragons and crouching tigers—all of them showed their magical powers in order to pursue his family's Sanskrit music.
Qi Sha was really blocked and speechless—according to Du Zizhang's logic, if he objected to San Lang using these people to train his hands, then he would be selfish and disregarding San Lang's feelings.
But this group of people obviously wanted to take the opportunity to seduce Saburo from his family!
The majestic seven-foot man even gave up his face in order to hook up with Saburo—to take off his clothes and make a show of his head, it is too ungentlemanly! Do you still have the face to say that you are a man? !
Qi was very murderous, but he really didn't know how to respond, so he could only linger at these shameless love rivals over and over again with a gloomy face and cold eyes.
Pei Yi stood silently by the side, only feeling that the male hormones around her were too strong, and every big guy was constantly teasing her slender nerves with practical actions.
cough cough...
The villain in Pei Yi coughed silently twice, then raised her hand to wipe away the nosebleed.
Rao has shown her inner color, but on the surface she is not moving in all directions, with a pure-hearted and ascetic lady appearance, and said honestly: "Don't worry, I won't let Qi Sha get into trouble."
Helian Linyu wanted to persuade her again, but Pei Yi said firmly: "I will not use you as an example. If you continue to do this, I will ask the guards to invite you out."
Seeing that the topic was wrong, Xiao Junji quickly changed his strategy and said: "That's okay. Sanlang, you can see Qisha first, and then show me after reading it. I am not acclimatized for a while, and my body is very uncomfortable. I need Sanlang very much." Look."
Pei Yi looked at Xiao Junji's lively appearance, and thought to herself that you are uncomfortable.
Helian Linyu imitated the example, and immediately said: "Although I am in good health, I am not sure if there are any hidden diseases that are not easy to detect. I hope Sanlang will help me look at it later."
Although Huo Yuan was full of embarrassment, when all his rivals had finished speaking, he could only babble nonchalantly, not to be outdone: "My lord...I feel a little unwell recently, please Sanlang...show me .”
Qisha's face was blacker than the blackest pot bottom, and he was cursing in his heart: Shameless! How can this group of people be so shameless!
No matter what, Pei Yi finally calmed down the group of men who were eating vinegar. She could finally sit by the bed and quietly give Qi Sha acupuncture treatment.
The needling process is much longer than imagined.
The acupuncture points of the human body are precise and complex, and the consequences may be unimaginable if the needle is inserted and slightly deviates from the position.
Pei Yi was highly concentrated. Although theoretically applying the needle didn't require much strength, sweat was still dripping from her forehead unknowingly.
Seeing this situation, Helian Linyu picked up the sweat towel and walked over without saying a word. However, before he could fully step out with one foot, someone grabbed his arm.
"What are you going to do?" Xiao Junji asked in a low voice.
Helian Linyu said straightforwardly: "I'll wipe Saburo's sweat."
Xiao Junji disapproved all over his face, and pointed out in a low voice: "Sanlang is focusing all his energy on Qisha now. If you suddenly go over to wipe her sweat, what if you frighten her? When the time comes, she will be frightened alone, and her hand will be wiped off." The needle on it is just a little bit off, what if someone dies?"
He Lian Linyu made sense when he thought about it. He looked at this rival in love, Pi Liyang Qiu smiled and said: "I can't see that you still have a kind heart."
Xiao Junji boasted without restraint: "The greatest quality of me is kindness."
Huo Yuan's face was full of disdain, and the villain in his heart rolled his eyes to the sky. Although he couldn't figure out why Xiao Langren would so kindly hope that nothing would happen to Qisha, but his intuition told him that Xiao Langren definitely had some other purpose in doing this.
In fact, Xiao Junji did have his own plans.
In his opinion, if Qi Sha was cured by Pei Yi, then Pei Yi would definitely miss Qi Sha for the rest of his life because of guilt.
You know, a living person cannot be compared with a dead person—the dead person is already dead. The living are always tolerant to the dead, and the longer the time, the easier it is to think of the good of the dead.
In this way, Qisha's position in Saburo's heart is really unshakable.
Xiao Junji will never allow this to happen.
Outside the house, a servant saw the scene inside the house through the window, his jaw dropped in shock, and he couldn't help but went to his little friend to share this new discovery.
"My God, our county magistrate is messing around with the third prince, Xiao Shizi, Du Langjun, and Qilang Jun in the house during the daytime!"
"Is this impossible? We, Mr. Pei, like this?"
"Our third master really likes this. Brother, let me tell you, it's really nothing special. On New Year's Eve, our third master had already played four times with the third prince, Qilangjun, and Du Langjun. Let's go. What you saw today is a small scene. After you have been with the third master for a long time, you will find that it is not uncommon for the third master to have **** with as many beautiful men at the same time."
"Is this...too exaggerated? Master Pei is friendly with so many people at once, is he physically able to take it?"
"Why can't you bear it? Brother, you don't know, our third master used to play fivesomes when he was in Linhe County."
"Five people?!"
The yamen servants were stunned, and some of them involuntarily opened their hand and showed five fingers.
"That's right. At that time, Mr. Du Heng and Mr. Xun Huan from the mansion were all there, together with Mr. Qisha, the third prince, and the leader of the third master, it just happened to be five people."
"Sanqing Patriarch! Master Pei has four wives for one night, how can his body bear it? This..." The man lowered his voice very low when he said this, and asked with an extremely complicated expression, "Pei Can adults still get out of bed the next day?"
"Hey, you underestimate our third master too much. On New Year's Eve, the third master controlled the three husbands alone, and took care of Mr. Qisha, Mr. Du Zizhang and the third prince so obediently." Servant Jiaman With an ambiguous expression on his face, his voice suddenly became lower, and he continued with a rippling smile, "Did you know, they also ordered mouthwash that night, so they had a great time."
Everyone in the government office showed a look of envy, and someone said with great emotion: "Lord Pei is so comfortable these days..."
"Isn't that right? Our third master lives a very particular life—especially when it comes to beauties. The third master has a feast for his eyes and a feast for his mouth. It's really more fun than a living fairy."
Not only the people in the county government are talking about Pei Yi's love affair, but even the deep palace compound in the far away capital is talking about Pei Yi's love affair.
"Your Majesty." Eunuch Wei reported with mixed feelings, "The spies have sent a letter saying that Prince Xiao is stuck in Wanshou County and cannot escape for the time being."
The old emperor frowned slightly, and asked with disgust: "Why did Xiao Junji go to Wanshou County, and why was he caught and unable to get away?"
Eunuch Wei's expression became very complicated. He glanced at Princess Leping who was sitting beside the old emperor, hesitated and didn't speak.
The old emperor understood that Eunuch Wei wanted to avoid Princess Le Critic, but he still said, "Just say what you want."
Eunuch Wei's face was very uncomfortable, and he lowered his voice and reported awkwardly: "The spies said that Mr. Xiao went to Wanshou County to visit the third master of the Pei family. After the two met, they couldn't help themselves. Now Mr. Xiao is still staying The Wanshou county government said that even getting out of bed would be a problem.”
After saying this, Eunuch Wei quietly looked at Princess Leping's expression. How could he not know that Princess Leping still misses Sanlang Pei?
So when he said these words, Eunuch Wei really complained in his heart, for fear that this violent princess would punish him if he got upset.
Princess Leping is indeed very unhappy and shocked now.
Although she knew that masculinity prevailed in the aristocratic circle of Kyoto, and she also knew that some people played so wildly that it was difficult to get out of bed—but when all these things happened to Pei Yi, Princess Leping found it difficult to accept, Naturally, his face was also extremely ugly.
"How is this possible?" Princess Leping felt that her ears were polluted, and she retorted angrily, "Pei Sanlang said that he has quit male sex, how could it be possible that the eldest son of the Xiao family can't even get out of bed? I think This is a deliberate attempt to smear and frame Pei Sanlang!"
The old emperor said to himself, the girl's words are naturally untenable, the spies sent out are absolutely loyal to Da Zhou, how could they deliberately smear Pei Sanlang?
Besides, Pei Sanlang is young and full of energy, directly making Prince Xiao unable to get out of bed, what kind of slander and frame-up is this? Isn't this boasting that Pei Sanlang's physical strength and skills are excellent?
The old emperor complained so much that he flew up.
Thinking that his precious girl is still thinking about that short-sleeved guy Pei Yi, the old emperor feels very uncomfortable, and intends to take this good opportunity to make his daughter completely lose interest in Pei Yi.
Ever since, the old emperor put on a cheerful expression, and retorted with a chuckle: "Why is it impossible? A person can only talk about 'abstaining from male sex', in fact—as long as he is a hobby A masculine person, no matter how hard he quits, he will show his original shape if you give him a little bit of sweetness. However, I really didn't expect that Xiao Shizi has such a relationship with Pei Sanlang?"
Eunuch Wei has served in front of the old emperor for many years, once he heard the old emperor's tone, and then looked at the old emperor's expression, Eunuch Wei knew it - His Majesty hoped that he could talk more about Mr. Pei's love affair, so that he could be called Le Ping The princess completely dismissed her intentions for Mr. Pei.
With this understanding, Eunuch Wei became more relaxed when speaking.
He smiled awkwardly and said, "According to the investigation by the spies, Mr. Pei and Mr. Xiao had a long-standing hot fight. Mr. Xiao was discussing marriage a while ago, but he only had Mr. Pei as his heart, and in the end he directly put the marriage It's messed up."
Princess Leping was stunned, more shocked than angry.
She had already seen Pei Yi's demeanor at the wedding banquet that day, so she naturally knew how much Pei Yi was loved by those handsome men and beautiful women.
But she never imagined that Pei Yi's charm was so great that she would not even want to marry a man.
Isn’t this incredible?
Princess Leping really felt that her jaw was about to drop to the ground.
The old emperor was also very surprised. His face, which has always been restrained, had a rare exaggerated expression—the eyes and mouth were slightly opened, obviously surprised.
The old emperor himself was very masculine, so he knew very well that there were many masculine nobles in Kyoto.
However, a man who is a man is a man who is a man, and this does not affect this group of noble men to marry wives and have children.
It can be seen from this that the eldest son of the Xiao family actually pushed back the marriage because of Saburo Pei, and he is really out of his mind—how can such a person who is full of romantic thoughts deserve to be the eldest son of a big family?
Although the old emperor had not met Xiao Junji in person, he had already started to look down on this young man silently in his heart.
The old emperor's handsome face despite the traces of time showed a look of disgust, and his tone was also full of disgust. He said: "This Xiao Shizi is too irrational, because of Pei Sanlang, he even ignored his own marriage. Pei Sanlang is also not clear-headed, and his heart is not necessarily good - did he persuade Xiao Shizi not to refuse to get married? "
Eunuch Wei said how could it be so clear in the spy's letter?
People only said that the third master Pei had an affair with Xiao Shizi, and that the two had known each other for a long time, and then briefly mentioned that the elder son of the Xiao family in Jinzhou rejected his blind date and rumors were flying everywhere.
As far as this matter is concerned, he has already reported everything that can be reported. What new words can he dig out?
However, Eunuch Wei is Eunuch Wei.
He has already figured out the old emperor's mind, knowing that the old emperor is now sparing no effort to smear and despise the third master of the Pei family, so he just needs to follow His Majesty's words.
Thinking like this, Eunuch Wei has a ruler and a line in his heart.
He boldly said nonsense: "The letter didn't go into details, but judging from the meaning in the letter, Mr. Pei probably didn't stop Xiao Shizi from refusing to get married."
Princess Leping was so angry when she heard this, she secretly scolded Pei Yi as a liar, told her that she had given up male sex, but secretly had a hot fight with him.
"Pei Yi is so selfish." Seeing his daughter's sullen expression, the old emperor felt that this is a good time for her to stop being infatuated with Pei's Saburo.
The old emperor hastened to intensify his fire, concentrated his firepower and continued to bombard Pei Yidao, "He even ignored the important matter of Xiao Shizi's marriage just for his own convenience!"
"Does he think that he can still make a difference for Xiao Shizi?"
"The man Xiao Shizi is the eldest son of the Xiao family in Jinzhou. He is a person who will shine on the lintel of the Xiao family in the future. If Pei Yi harms others like this, how can this Xiao Shizi stand up in the Xiao family in the future?"
The old emperor was eloquent, and when he said these words, he was extremely proud, thinking to himself that now his precious daughter would never be interested in Pei Jiasanlang.
Princess Leping's face was even more ugly, but she didn't say anything, she just sat there silently and sulked.
The old emperor knew his daughter too well—as long as the daughter didn't open her mouth to scold Pei Yi, it meant that his daughter still had illusions about Pei Yi.
The old emperor was so angry, he secretly thought that Pei Yi has become like this, why is it that his family is reluctant to let go? What's the use of "marrying" with such a broken sleeve and going home? Their royal family doesn't want such an outrageous son-in-law.
Thinking about this, the old emperor continued to criticize maliciously: "Pei Yi really has no sense of the overall situation."
"This time, I specially summoned the youngest son of the Xiao family from Jinzhou to Beijing."
"Elder Prince Xiao has already met him, I don't believe that Pei Yi doesn't know that Prince Xiao has the emperor's life."
"But, look at this Pei Yi, she is still so confident that Xiao Shizi can't even get out of bed now."
"Of course Xiao Shizi won't be able to come to the capital for a while—you said Pei Yi didn't ruin my business?"
The old emperor's thick black sword eyebrows were deeply frowned, as if he was extremely sad, even every eyebrow was a joke, as if he was trying to say: Look at how shameless that Pei Yi is! She clearly knew that I was in a hurry to call Xiao Shizi to the capital to face the saint, but Pei Yi dared to torment Xiao Shizi until he couldn't get out of bed.
Princess Leping was really upset when she heard this accusation.
She couldn't keep silent anymore, and people couldn't keep pretending to be calm.
"Why do you blame Pei Yi for this?" Princess Leping retorted angrily.
After all, she is a young girl's family, and she finally fell in love with her once. How can she easily admit that she was wrong?
How can she accept others to slander her sweetheart—even if the person who utters the slander is her own biological father.
"What if the Xiao family's son shamelessly seduces Pei Yi?" Princess Leping retorted angrily, "This man is a mess, he even refused the marriage, which shows how obsessed he is with Pei Yi."
"This time, Prince Xiao made a special detour to visit Pei Yi, knowing that the Emperor Ming Ming was in his life. Isn't the intention of this hookup clearly revealed?"
"He's just greedy for Pei Yi! How can Pei Yi, a normal man, be able to stand such a shameless person desperately trying to get close to Pei Yi?"
(end of this chapter)