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Chapter 218: Wicked map



  Ye Xian was thinking happily, but the old man didn't quite believe what she said, "Are you so powerful? Then ask him to guide me the way home."

"no problem."

  Ye Xian adjusted the destination and issued an order to the map of Haode: "Group 2, Tianlong Village, Dangshan County, suburb of Beijing, prepare to leave!"

  In the software, there is a standard and sweet machine tone: start the road navigation, the whole journey is about 0.5 kilometers, please fasten your seat belt, follow the current road, and turn left!

Turn left?

  The grandfather and the little grandson looked to the left together in doubt.

  The mountain road is bumpy and rugged, and when you go to the end of each road, you will find...the abyss on the left.

  Ye Xian also looked to the left, "..."

   "Giggle~giggle~"

  The little grandson laughed first, and patted his belly with a pair of chubby hands, "Grandpa, the handsome brother made you jump off the cliff!"

  Ye Xian panicked immediately, "I'm not, I don't, children can't talk nonsense!"

  Grandpa: "Young man, I asked you to take me to Tianlong Village, you want me to go to Paradise Village!"

   "No, no, no! That's not it!" Ye Xian quickly explained, "I must have sent the wrong order, I will start again!"

  She said the exact address again to the software.

  The navigation female voice insisted: "Confirm the destination, please turn left!"

  Ye Xian: "It's not a left turn! Why turn left, there is no road on the left!"

   Navigation: "Turn left!"

  Ye Xian: "I said that there is no way to turn left, can't you hear me?"

   Navigation: "Turn left!"

  Ye Xian: "The cliff is on the left!"

   Navigation: "Left..."

  Ye Xian pressed on the phone, left you uncle!

  If it weren't for the fact that she was doing a show, she was so angry that she almost dropped her phone.

The little girl's face was flushed so that the follower PJ couldn't help laughing, and the old man even held the whip, smiling from ear to ear, "Young man, I think this is not the map of Haode, but the map of wickedness, right? "

  【Hahahahaha I laughed so hard! 】

  【God **** wicked map, the ad for the patron hahaha Ye Xian took the pill】

  【Ye Xian is about to scold Navigator in the street hahahaha】

  【Navigation: I don’t want you to think, I want me to think, I think turn left, go to Paradise Village! 】

  【Hahaha this navigation is too real, my navigation told me to drive into a wall last time】

  【Laughing all over the place, Ye Xian and the uncle are both poisonous】

  【23333, Mom asked me why I crow like a rooster】

  【The car overturned, the boss of the wicked map is already on the way to assassinate Ye Xian】

The original normal barrage was instantly covered by the hahaha like a copy of the navy. Not only the leisurely audience laughed and turned their heads, but the director team standing in front of the live broadcast also laughed and sprayed water. Even PJ shot Ye Xian's The camera is shaking.

   Ye Xian stared like Tongling for a moment when he heard the "Map of Wickedness". How can you say that about our advertising sponsor? You are smashing my job!

   "Don't shoot, don't shoot! This episode can't be broadcast! Hurry up and pinch it!"

  Ye Xian stretched out his hands, covering the camera tightly.

  In the matchhouse, the director group, who was leaning forward and backward with laughter, realized only after being reminded by the assistant that this paragraph is slandering their beneficiary father!

   "Hurry up, cut the camera!"

  The live broadcast camera immediately shifted to the fish pond and the grass.

  【Ha ha ha ha ha hiccup... Where is Ye Xian? Why is it gone? 】

  【Did you offend the patron’s father and be taken offline urgently hahaha no way? 】

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  (end of this chapter)


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