BXBX NOVEL Chapter 326 Identity Issues
Elliot was no exception.
His enemy was a powerfully built brown bear that reminded him a lot of Brock, and he wanted to see how he compared to his beast.
He leapt ahead and unleashed a casual punch towards the bear which was met by a cunning downward slash that would sever his fist before it could deal any damage to it.
If the slash connected.
Mid punch, Elliot’s speed exploded with startling acceleration and his fist connected with the bear’s tummy while its claws were still swinging downwards towards him!
Bam!
The bear flew a few hundred meters away and hit the corner of the ring where it whimpered in pain and struggled a little bit to get up.
“Huh?” Elliot was disappointed. The brown bear was far, far weaker than Brock, even before he got Darklight Energy “If this is the case, then I might as well get my beasts to do the fighting. Hey guys. Who wants to fight a brown bear at the King level?”
“Me! Me! I want! Pick me! Bildie numbel fol!”
“No! No pick bildie numbel fol! He stoopied! Pick me! Bildie numbel seben!”
“Who you calling setupeed? You setupeed! You and yol mommy setupeed!”
“Why you say my mama stoopied? You want fight?”
“Fight! Come fight!”
Apparently the birds were growing up quickly and were at a very quarrelsome phase.
“Better not pick the “bildies” then.” Elliot chuckled to himself.
“Fighting Kings is just too much bullying, Master.” Wu Kong said with a chuckle of his own.
“Make it difficult for yourself then. No energy, just physical strength.” Elliot challenged his beasts.
“I don’t mean to be arrogant, but even so, it’s still too easy.” Wu Kong said.
“No energy, no weapons, no armor, closed eyes, on one leg and using only one finger.” Elliot immediately said.
His beasts laughed. But it was an intrigued laugh.
Elliot knew he got them.
“I’m in.” Brock rumbled. “Let me see just how impressive this brown bear is.”
Immediately, Brock shimmered into existence next to Elliot.
Elliot sprang back to the edge of the ring and gave the two bears space to fight.
The whole room of Primals gave an audible gasp before some burst out laughing uncontrollably.
“Hahahaha! What’s with that ridiculous pose??” A Blue Giant Primal roared out laughing.
“Is he a bear with identity issues? Does he think he is a bird? Hahahaha!” An adorable looking Avian Primal laughed cutely.
Indeed, Brock looked utterly ridiculous!
He stood on his right leg, and lifted his other leg up bent at the knee. His right hand was raised horizontally like a bird’s wing and his left hand covered his eyes!
Elliot couldn’t help but laugh at how stupid Brock looked!
“Alright you stupid brown bear! Come and face the might of the coolest and most powerful bear in existence! Mwa ha ha ha!” Brock roared out in what he thought was a cool and awe inspiring manner, which only served to emphasize just how ridiculous his pose was.
“You! Stop that stupid and ugly pose at once! You are embarassing all the bears in the universe!” The King level brown bear roared out angrily.
“What stupid and ugly pose? You are the one that’s stupid and ugly! And embarrassingly weak too! Stop yapping and come attack me! Let me show the universe that I could win you with just one leg, one finger and with my eyes closed!” Brock shouted.
“What? You’re actually in a pose to limit yourself? That’s not a battle stance?” The brown bear asked incredulously. “You… how dumb can you get! You’re embarrassing the hell out of me! Take this and get the hell out of the ring!!”
The brown bear let out a roar of complete indignance and his mouth began to shine a fearsome blue glow.
Crack!!
A lightning bolt shot out of his maw and zapped Brock!
However, Brock remained motionless.
Crack!!
Another lightning bolt zapped Brock again! This time it was larger.
Crack!
Crack!!
One lightning bolt after another shot out from the brown bear’s maw and hit Brock’s massive body.
However, after ten lightning bolts, Brock still stood there with his stupid pose, unmoving and completely unharmed.
“Huh? I am hearing all those cracks of thunder. But where’s the lightning? Are your spells fizzling out? Are you so impressed by my coolness that you become too distracted to fight?” Brock asked loudly.
The brown bear froze for a moment, before he crashed down to the ground weakly.
The Lightning Barrage was one of his strongest attacks. And it was so weak that the damned stupid black bear didn’t even feel it striking his body??
The brown bear despaired and his confidence was completely shattered!
“I am the embarrassment to all the bears of the universe! I am weak! I am too weak!” The brown bear thought to himself in a daze.
“Winner of Ring two. Elliot Musk’s… Black Bear.” Old Wabetto called out with a chuckle.
A magnificent looking bear Primal blinked in, whisked the brown bear away and glared at Brock.
“You are an evil bear. How could you wreck another bear’s confidence like that?” She said with animosity.
“Ah!” Brock looked at the magnificent bear Primal and was completely awestruck.
Elliot looked at Brock, and already he could see the hearts forming in his eyes.
“Ah shucks. This doesn’t look good at all. That stupid Brock looks like he just fell in love with a Primal.” Elliot muttered publicly in his mindspace.
“What? Gramps is in love? I’m going to have a grandma? Yipeeee! I want a grandma!!” Ellie shouted excitedly.