BXBX NOVEL Chapter 68: The Green Tea Meow is Back in the Game!
Chapter 68: The Green Tea Meow is Back in the Game!
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Xiang Yi’s eyes curved into slight half-moons. “There are a few types of fruit wines in the cellar that I’ve brewed myself. Director Yan, would you like to try some?”
Director Yan’s gaze shifted, but he remained courteous. “That... that would be too troublesome, we’ll just take some chili oil on the way. You should keep the wine for guests, since you guys will be receiving more visitors.”
Xiang Yi uttered the most magical and omnipotent four-word spells in Chinese history:
“You are already here.”
“!” Director Yan slapped his thigh. “Well, if you put it like that, then alright, I’ll take some! But I definitely won’t take too much!”
Happily, Director Yan sauntered to the wine cellar.
Xiang Yi turned around to prepare food for Xiao Naofu.
The cat followed at her heels, tightly sticking to the pin-straight pair of legs. The cat’s amber eyes shifted and reversed its direction—
Duang~
The fluffy kitten banged headfirst into a man’s shin. Immediately, it turned around and fainted on the floor in a daze.
Shi Sui: “...”
This collision happened all of a sudden.
Xiang Yi hurriedly picked up Xiao Naofu and rubbed its small head. “It’s nothing it’s nothing, huuu huuu...”
Gently, she carefully blew on Xiao Naofu’s forehead.
Xiao Naofu looked wronged. “Meow QQ~”
Shu Sui: “...”
He finally began to understand why girls hated ‘green tea’* types.
The live comments were hysterical with laughter.
—[Shocked! The green tea cat has appeared again!]
—[Shi Yingdi has an expression of being helplessly indulgent, this man is too damned tempting!!]
—[Xiao Naofu: Sister, I am okay, as long as you and gege are happy together, I am okay. It doesn’t matter if I eat or not]
The staff on site were working hard to contain their laughter.
In the living room.
Xiang Yi placed Xiao Naofu in a cat basket and squeezed its paws. “I’m going to make you food, be good.”
XIao Naofu meowed hoarsely, wanting to follow Xiang Yi into the kitchen.
“Oh no, little cats can’t enter the kitchen.” Although Xiao Naofu wasn’t a normal cat, it will still shed hair. Xiang Yi wanted to discipline it into maintaining a healthy, hygienic habit.
“Meow meow meow!”
—This tiger is not a cat!
Xiang Yi changed her phrasing. “Okay okay, Xiao Naofu can’t enter the kitchen.”
After hearing this, Xiao Naofu finally conceded. Lazily, it laid down in its basket with a “meow”.
For the sake of delicious food, it would listen to this stupid woman.
Suddenly, it felt a big warm hand on the back of its neck. Gently, the hand kneaded the nape of the cat’s neck until its eyes narrowed in comfort. Suddenly, a deep voice reached its ear.
“I’ll come help you out with the food? Hm?”
Xiao Naofu: !!!
It was then when the cat realized that the hand on its neck belonged to Shi Sui!
What surprised it even more was that Xiang Yi actually nodded in agreement. “Okay, thank you, senior.”
Xiao Naofu: ???
‘How come you can enter, but this tiger cannot?!’
It angrily waved its little paws, scratching Shi Sui at the back of his hand.
Unsure if he had actually felt it since the man did not only dodge but had also tightened his grip instead.
The young and handsome actor drooped his eyelids slightly, a ‘tsk’ sound escaping from his pale lips. This shifted the focus of the viewers onto his hand.
The man’s hands were very pleasing to look at, naturally fair and slender with distinct bone structure. On the back of his cold and pale hand, a few stripes of red had appeared; it had a coquettish and abstinent beauty about it.
“Senior!” Xiang Yi was flustered. “Hold on, I’ll go grab the alcohol wipes.”
“No need.” Shi Sui nonchalantly retracted his hands then smiled nonchalantly in a helpless manner. “It’s just a small injury. Xiao Naofu didn’t do it on purpose. Right?”
He then lowered his deep gaze, meeting the cat’s eyes. A dark presence flashed through Shi Sui’s eyes.
“Awoo!” Xiao Naofu felt the tips of its hairs were about to explode.
You were f*cking playing me!!!
*Translator’s Note: The term Green Tea (more directly also read as ‘green tea b*tch’) is an internet slang used to describe a woman (or cat, in this case) who likes to dress and act in a certain fashion in order to portray themselves as pure and innocent — i.e. like green tea, but are actually attention seekers and obsessed with their self image. The term first emerged around 2013 on the internet in Mainland China when a group of female actors and models was exposed for working as paid escorts for high-powered figures.