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Chapter 370: Waitress Cocktail [Oregano]

The clothing store was very busy. The usual pattern is that customers who come to look at clothes slowly come in the afternoon. The only time people come in the morning is if they are in a hurry and even then it’s only before a festival in laid-back Polka.

“Still, Oregano is amazing for not hesitating to play this game in the store……”

“I’m practicing to create an illusion just in case? Sometimes, Irina-sama and Selenium-san give me magic guidance”

“……Well, it’s good to improve your skills”

At the counter in the back of the clothes shop, I left it to my spare time to roll the dice many times and the semen was already poured five times and the lower body sticky Oregano is working to lick the dice with my turn. The first time I took off my clothes, I never wore them again and I’ve been on duty for more than two hours completely naked.

“Nchu, n, ku……n, nn……”

I mean, Oregano, I can’t help but smell semen at a level that I can no longer disguise. The amount of semen I’ve been getting lately is rather stupid, so it’s overflowing from the first shot. The wooden floor and the reception counter (I myself am almost paralyzed) are filled with the smell of sex and I think it would be a big problem if a cat beast came in.

“Is it okay for me to lick you, Master? Or do you want to shake the next one and in me again……?”

“There’s a chance it won’t be the eye of sex, you know”

“That’s all right then. It only takes a second to roll the die. Just shake the next one, and the next one and then you can put it out again?”

Oregano smiles carefree as she rubs her cheek against my cock. She seems to be happy to have exclusive sex with me, even if it is just to pass the time.

“You’ve become a dirty slave”

“Ehehe”

“I’m going to pour it in your mouth, so suck on it”

“Yes……nn?”

Oregano sucked my cock honestly.

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I left the clothing store and headed for the bar, thinking that I had had a very inappropriate and good morning. My own sexual odor was disguised by Oregano potpourri I was given on the way out. The original was handed down in the purple clan. I thought there was no erotic technology culture in the northern forest, but I was surprised to find that there is. ……Or maybe the purple clan is actually a rather erotic clan? I have an image of them as a secretive clan, so my imagination is expanding.

“Welcome”

“Nya”

“Cute, don’t just say nyaa. Say welcome!”

“Uh, I’m sorry……welcome!”

At the new bar, Savory and Cute were cheerfully working as waitresses. Perhaps it was matched, Cute´s side tail opposite to Savory´s is cute again. They look like sisters.

“Kunkun……Master, something……”

“Ha, Hahaha, come over here a little Cute”

And then she casually pulled Cute, who suddenly started sniffing, to the corner. Apparently, potpourri was not enough to fool them.

“……Don’t say in front of everyone that you smell something naughty”

“?”

“It’s usually not a good thing to say. It’s not common sense to be too naughty, especially in the middle of the day”

“Master, I feel like you don’t always care about the time”

“……I admit that I don’t care about it. But it makes me feel very uncomfortable when everyone is asking me that, please”

“……Yes”

“You’re a good girl. Let’s go on a date after work”

“Really?”

Cute eyes sparkle.

“F, For a little while. I’ve got work to do, too”

Helping out at Jackie-san’s is not mandatory. Even if I take a little time off, Jackie-san will probably be able to get on with his own work, so I should be okay for a little bit. In contrast to me, Savory raised a disgruntled voice while busily collecting the plates.

“Ah, its just Cute. I’m a female slave too, you know?”

Hearing this, the crossbowmen gathered in the new bar were all in an uproar.

“Oh, did you say that?”

“Don’t bother to declare that even if you say it!?”

Not only Cute, but also Savory, you should pay a little attention to my socializing. Oh, Williams is already flying in with a flying cross chop.

“Stop it, you idiot, you’re a 100-man commander”

“Ha, let go, Isaac! This is a consensus blow of the Crossbow Corps!”

Isaac made the catch in mid-air to stop him. What you have is a friend. It’s a……luxury to want the other guys to stop too if possible, I think as I eat Janjack’s jumping knee kick and Luckman’s diving head. I don’t care, but you guys are unforgiving towards your superiors.

At seven bells, the bar closes for lunch.

“Ah, I don’t need your help”

“I made a promise to Cute. The sooner we get this over with, the better”

“Nyaa?”

I’ll only help with collecting the dishes from the tables, since I might have to go over the details twice. That said, it’s far from Cute and Savory that can carry many plates on both hands. It hasn’t been so long since Cute started working, but she is a cat beast who has a good sense of balance, as expected from Cute´s dish-carrying skills.

“Uh, I’m jealous”

“If you want, you can go on a date with Savory, too. If you don’t mind”

“Is that okay?”

Savory brightened up.

“Ah, you see, I spent the morning with Oregano, so I thought it would be unfair if I didn’t do something with Savory to balance things out”

“Yarii?”

“Nyaa?”

I’m not sure if it’s balanced or not, but they’re happy, so it’s all good.

“Then, what shall we do? I’m not sure if we should go to Keel’s house, the steamed bun shop or to the forest……”

The sad thing about Polka is that there aren’t many places to go on a date. Especially in winter, there is nothing to do. It’s not like we can just sit around in a hot spring during the day.

“We don’t have to go anywhere”

The elf in a maid’s outfit smiles evilly.

The master’s wife left the cleaning up to Savory and the others and quickly withdrew. The new spacious bar should not be cold when the number of people is low, she said. ……It’s like the clothing store, too trusting or too sketchy. And with the doors closed, the tavern is really as quiet as a warehouse and the hustle and bustle of just a few minutes ago is a lie. There, Savory sat down at the counter and beckoned to us with a suspicious smile on his face.

“Would you like to try our new bar’s secret back menu……?”

“You often stock such a juicy stuff……”

I’ll have a waitress on the 「Back Menu」 of the bar. This service is a staple in erotic picture scrolls and is rumored to actually be practiced in unsafe local cities. Bartering is the norm and there are almost no stores, let alone bars, in the elf territory, so of course there are no such stories lying around.

“There are times when drunk crossbowmen leave things behind. I’m not sure why they bring it to the bar”

“……It’s a sign of friendship in a man’s household, that kind of thing. Maybe they were trying to make a deal while they were drinking”

“So……how about it?”

Savory slips off her underwear, lifts the skirt of her maid outfit and drips a drink in her closed crotch.

“A cup of the waitress’s body, a drink at the bar……isn’t it romantic?”

“I think that kind of romance should be reserved for men”

A woman’s body is a little bit of a mess, but it’s not too bad.

“I’ll do it too”

“Huhuh. Time to compare the sake you drink with Cute and the sake you drink with me……?”

The two of them hurriedly take off their maid uniforms. The two of them, now naked, are the very 「Cups」 on the counter.

“Close your legs properly or else you’ll leak from between them……you see, it kind of like this”

“Like this?”

“Yeah, okay, I’m going to drip”

“Nn……”

Savory pours alcohol on the young Cute’s lower body. While slurping in her crotch, I enjoy the shadows of their skin in the dim light just shining through the highlight window. ……I don’t think I can do a helping job. The alcohol is too delicious.

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