Chapter 2857 Crowing chickens in the middle of the night (3)
Chapter 2857 Crowing chickens in the middle of the night (3)
“First of all, let them do a test for cervical cancer. From the age of 15,16, to 80, as long as cancer was mentioned, it was always successful. If they couldn’t convince him, then it meant that the marketing department was not diligent. Go back and look up information on cervical cancer, and add some embellishments to scare people. “
“It’s best to go to university. Everyone thinks they’re Gao Zhi and are easy to fool. There are many universities in Tianjin. What do you think they are? That’s a mountain of gold and silver. “
“Female college students are so gullible. They don’t know anything and think that they are intellectuals.”
“If the patient comes, the clinical team should know what to do, right?” The woman glanced at him coldly.
“I know, I know. No matter how you check, there’s definitely something wrong. It’s definitely cervical erosion.” One of them quickly said.
“Right!” The woman said,”you think cervical spondylosis is a disease, but in the minds of the people, this word means ... Indecent! No matter how old a woman is, as long as it’s cervical erosion, they can match the various symptoms on their own, and they don’t dare to tell others. “
“In the past, this illness meant debauchery and sluttiness! Who the hell has the nerve to tell others that I have cervical erosion and that I can’t get it cured no matter how much money I spend in some hospital? If he wasn’t cured, then he F * cking deserved it! Who asked you to be so debauched?”
“It’s enough for you to know about such indecent things. What’s there to say to others? You can just prescribe any medicine, be it infrared or microwave radiation, or internal or external. During your regular check-up, smile a little gentler. Don’t scare him away. “
“Every time you diagnose a cervical erosion, you will be paid at least 20000 Yuan. Just count how many people from Beijing and Tianjin have come to our hospital to see cervical erosion. Each person only needs to find five people a month to complete the cost, and one more will be 10000 Yuan!”
“......”
Director Zhou was frightened when he heard this. He used to know that there were hospitals that used cervical erosion, which was not an illness, to cheat money, but he did not expect that they would scam money so arrogantly and so openly.
“As long as cervical erosion is diagnosed, our ‘patient’ will have to bear pressure from two sides. The first was moral pressure, which had just been mentioned. Second, they would have to bear the pressure of the erosion turning into cervical inflammation and cervical cancer. As for how you’re going to change it, you can go back and read your own books. Make it more realistic. “
“If you can’t even handle such a small matter, then F * ck off!”
At this moment, someone raised his hand slowly and hesitantly.
“You, what’s the matter?” The woman asked the man with a frown.
The person who raised his hand was a gentle-looking middle-aged man. He wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and the expression on his face was a little stiff. He looked like he was just like director Zhou, who was scared silly instead of being tempted by the 10000 Yuan for a patient.
“Supervisor, if the patient finds out that he has been tricked and refuses to accept it, what will we do if we get sued?” The man asked.
“Are you from a government hospital?” The woman asked in disdain.
The man with gold-rimmed glasses was shocked. He didn’t expect to be guessed correctly. Then, he nodded sadly.
“Only you public hospital idiots would ask this kind of thing!” The woman’s voice sounded a little proud.”Which Department does your practice license belong to?”
“General surgery,”
“What would you do if you met this kind of patient in a public hospital?” The woman asked aggressively.
“I’ll let the patient go and tell her that it’s fine. ” The man said in a low voice.
“Idiot.” The woman cursed. Then, she stood on the stage and simulated the two of them without any real objects.
First, she showed a pitiful expression and asked the air opposite her.
“Doctor, I’ve diagnosed cervical erosion. What should I do?”
Then, the woman stood opposite him and said impatiently,”I told you it’s fine. Why are you still here?” Next!”
“What medicine should I take? Do you want to apply some medicine?”
“Nothing. Don’t worry. It’s not an illness at all.”
After a round of simulation, the woman’s performance completely shocked director Zhou. Her fake performance was so vivid that her face changed at will. It was realistic and vivid. He vividly “acted” out the patient’s helplessness and confusion, as well as the doctor’s busyness and disdain.
Could it be that he was also like this when he was out of the clinic? Director Zhou was a little dazed.
The bespectacled man was stunned for a moment, and then he was a little lost. The woman was right, it was indeed like this.
“I’ll tell you what to do next. ” The woman said in a deep voice. She coughed twice to indicate that the scene had changed.
“Doctor, I’ve diagnosed it as cervical erosion.”
It was still that pitiful and somewhat dazed expression.
“Argh! How did you get this disease? it’s so serious at such a young age? This illness ... But ... Sigh. “
The woman’s expression of heartache, sadness, and anger were once again vividly displayed in front of everyone.
“Look here, here, and here. There’s a problem. Come, take a look at your cervix. It’s healthy. Then, take a look at your own.”
“You’re so sick. Do you usually feel uncomfortable?”
“I’m telling you that you need treatment. If you continue to develop, not only will you have a lot of white belts, but you’ll also get cervical spondylosis immediately. It was oozing with pus, and no matter how much perfume she sprayed, it was useless. It’s just a small matter, but the possibility of developing cervical cancer is too high. “
“Even if it’s not related, it will still affect your future pregnancy ... Look at how young you are ... Sigh!”
Director Zhou’s heart twitched uncomfortably when he saw how heartbroken and hateful she was.
If it was a young girl, she would probably be dumbfounded and her heart would be in her mouth.
This person was too sinister. The young man did not have a deep understanding of cancer. However, she said that there was a smell everywhere ... And it would affect her pregnancy. This was something that a young girl could not accept.
“As for the medical dispute you mentioned ...” After the woman finished her performance, she looked at the spectacled man with a frosty face and said in disdain,”have you ever seen a female university student standing on the road with a banner and saying that she has cervical erosion that the hospital didn’t treat?”
“......”
The bespectacled man wanted to refute, but he had no way to.
“Have you ever seen anyone with syphilis running to the hospital entrance and saying that penicillin is too painful?”
“With this illness, I have no face to say it! Medical complaint? you look like you’re making a medical complaint!”
“He emphasized the treatment scope of our hospital in every way possible. The group’s leaders have thought of everything you can think of. Even if something happens in the gynaecology department, they can settle it. Do you think this is a public hospital? There’s a medical complaint every few days. “
“This ... Isn’t this a scam?”
“Lying? We’re just doing good!” The woman said sternly,”F * ck you, lying!”