BXBX NOVEL Chapter 3559
Chapter 3559: Master Gu VS Mrs. Gu’s fish tofu cookies (not related to the main text, don’t subscribe to them)
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
In the tenth year of their marriage, under the strong opposition of Xixi, master Gu still brought his wife to spend time with him.
However, Mrs. Gu fell ill the next day.
The Sick Mrs. Gu was unusually pretentious. She suddenly wanted to eat fish tofu, the kind that was roasted golden yellow and sprinkled with pepper and other condiments.
She almost drooled at the thought of it.
Gu:”...”
What kind of tofu was fish tofu?
Tofu made from fish meat?
Edible?
Gu, who was an idiot in the kitchen, felt that the biggest mistake humans made was that there were too many different kinds of food. He could not differentiate between them!
“I really want to eat it. I want to eat that right now.”Ye Yuwei lay on the bed and looked at the man who was standing at the head of the bed with his head full of cold question marks.
“Steak, foie gras, shark’s fin, king crab. You choose one.”
“Fish and tofu.”Ye Yuwei kicked the quilt hard under the quilt and started to act coquettishly.
“Ye Yuwei, don’t court death,”Gu Juexi sneered and turned to leave the bedroom.
Ye Yuwei lay on the bed and lay dead. What Man?
Who said that he was a good man? Ye Yuwei would slap him?
After Gu Juexi left, ye Yuwei rolled on the bed twice and posted a picture of fish and tofu on her wechat moments.
[ Ah Ah Ah Ah, I suddenly feel like eating fish and tofu. Why is there no takeout in this place? ]
After ye Yuwei posted the picture, the first person who replied to her was Xiao Yaojing.
[ Mrs. Mei Wen: Your Man is so awesome. Arrange a helicopter. ].
Mrs. Gu replied to Mrs. Mei Wen: I Want to eat it now!
Naturally optimistic: I thought sister Jing said that Gu would cook it himself. hahahaha — ]
Cook it himself?
On the island, Ye Yuwei and Pa Wen, who were thousands of miles away, were trembling in fear.
Gu cooking by himself was deadly!
Ye Yuwei went upstairs to complain about Gu’s cooking with her friends. After receiving a unanimous negative review from everyone, she got up and went downstairs in satisfaction.
“Sir, fish are not cut like that.”
“Sir, egg whites and yolks must be separated.”
“Sir, that’s not how the blender is used.”
“Sir –”
“Shut up!”
Gu Juexi looked at the mess on the table. Several pieces of shredded fish had already been thrown into the trash can. It was obvious that they were on the verge of exploding.
The maid shivered. “Sir, why don’t I do it?”
“No need,”the Tsundere refused.
Ye Yuwei heard the voice and knew that Gu Juexi was not in a good mood. He was in a bad mood, the kind that could catch anyone at any time and give them a good meal.
Ye Yuwei carefully approached the kitchen, as if she heard the voice of a girl in the video.
“Wash and cut the dragonfish, and stir them into mud...”
Cut! She pressed the pause button.
When the maid saw ye Yuwei, ye Yuwei immediately made a gesture of silence. The maid did not speak anymore.
Gu juexi looked at the dragonfish slices on the table and gestured with the kitchen knife up and down. Why did he feel that it was not as convenient as killing someone with a gun? What the hell was this?
Cutting strips?
How Big were the strips?
He did not even say that. It was not rigorous at all.
“Sir, why don’t I go out and buy some?”The maid could not stand it anymore. She felt sorry for the crippled fish.
“It is not hygienic,”gu juexi said without even turning his head.
The maid really wanted to say that if you continue like this, she would starve to death and you would not be able to take the first step.
Bang
The maid trembled.
Gu juexi slowly cut the fish into two pieces and threw them into the trash can.
Ye Yuwei:”...”
Why did he throw it?
“Sir, you can do this too. Just cut it into small pieces so that it will be easier to mash.”
“No.”
It was different from the video.
The Maid:”...”
The Maid wanted to say that the method of making fish tofu was really simple, but she felt that Sir would not be able to do it in a century. He might not even be able to take the first step and might even give her her chopping board..
Bang
The Maid:”...”
Her chopping board.
Ye Yuwei reached out to hold her face. Fortunately, the person did not start the fire this time, or else the kitchen would have been burned down.
Gu Juexi did not expect that the chopping board would be so weak. It was only two pieces?
The quality was not up to standard!
She would complain when she went back!
“Change.”
The maid quickly took out a solid wood chopping board and placed it on the chopping board. She said carefully, “Sir, why don’t I do it? is my wife going to be anxious later?”
“Will your wife eat it or will my wife eat it?”
The Servant:”...”
‘you can’t afford to offend her. You can do it yourself. Anyway, with your speed, you won’t be able to do it until the time to start the fire.’.
When ye Yuwei heard Gu Juexi’s words, something hit her chest. It felt numb and it eventually formed a word, sweet.
Even though Gu Juexi did not know how to cook, he always tried his best to cook.
Even though this was something that he could not make even if he tried hard.
The clock on the wall went round and round. The servants helped Gu Juexi change the boards one after another. Ye Yuwei stood outside the kitchen and did not go in.
At 7:30 pm, Gu Juexi threw the knife on the table. “Throw all the fish away.”
Gu was furious. What the hell was this? Why couldn’t he cut the fish properly? It was definitely not his fault!
Gu juexi came out of the kitchen and looked at ye Yuwei who was standing at the door. He paused for a moment and walked out with a cold face. “Let me see what’s there to eat. Fish and tofu don’t taste good. Don’t eat them again!”
He didn’t know how to Cook anyway.
Ye Yuwei suddenly hugged gu juexi from behind. Gu juexi paused for a moment but did not say anything.
Gu Juexi had always been a proud son of heaven. There was nothing that he could not do. Other than the things in the kitchen, he knew that he could not do it. He was willing to use his utmost patience to experiment in the kitchen for a few hours, this was more valuable to ye yuwei than the fish and tofu that he could make for her.
After all, Gu Juexi’s patience never lasted more than half an hour.
“It’s useless to act coquettishly. If you don’t have it, then you don’t Have It!”Gu juexi said through gritted teeth. He decided that he did not want to hear the words ‘fish tofu’ever again in his life.
“In the future, I will make it for you to eat,”ye Yuwei said in a low voice. She hugged gu juexi tightly and did not let go.
Gu juexi paused for a moment and snorted arrogantly. He then pushed ye Yuwei’s hand away and said, “Do you think I will eat something like that?”
Ye Yuwei leaned against the kitchen door and watched Gu Juexi’s tall and straight back. She did not eat the fish and tofu in her mouth, which allowed her to eat the most delicious thing in the world.
Ye Yuwei suddenly ran over and jumped onto Gu Juexi’s back. Gu juexi instinctively carried gu juexi on his back, his face still unsightly.
“Don’t eat fish and tofu in the future,”Gu Juexi ordered.
“Okay.”Ye Yuwei hugged Gu Juexi’s neck tightly and let him carry her upstairs step by step.