BXBX NOVEL Book 6: 20: This Is Too Mentally Retarded, I Cannot Bear It!
Book 6: Chapter 20: This Is Too Mentally Retarded, I Cannot Bear It!
Of course, Jiang Lan didn’t pay attention to the mentall re... the wizard, she came to a few sick patients on her own, and then stretched out her hand to them.
Several centipede-like poisonous insects came out of her sleeves, bit the arms of the patients, and began to suck blood.
“This is sucking the plague.”
Li explained in a low voice:
“The Goddess of Plague is about to take away her dependents.”
Several poisonous insects were desperately sucking blood, looking terrible, but on the contrary, as the poisonous insects sucked, the ailing people’s complexion improved a lot.
“Hey, Wise Immortal.”
Bai Qiuran took a closer look, and said while he was not paying attention:
“If I read it right...”
“Well, you did. I’m afraid that is the rudimentary form of Gu technique.”
Wise Immortal replied in a low voice:
“The girl is using poisonous insects to treat other people’s illnesses.”
“Feudal superstition kills people.”
Bai Qiuran said leisurely.
After sucking blood for a while, Jiang Lan took back the poisonous insect from his hand, and the complexions of several patients looked much better. The human races in the crowd showed joy, but no one expressed gratitude to Jiang Lan.
She didn’t say anything, turned around and walked in the direction where she had come. The crazy wizard followed behind her again, chanting a spell while waving a bone stick.
“This is too mentally retarded.”
Seeing the wizard’s actions, Bai Qiuran felt very melancholy.
“I can’t bear it.”
It is estimated that Jiang Lan also felt that the wizard was mentally retarded, so when she walked back, she quickly sped up her pace, escaped into the mist of miasma, and disappeared.
“That’s it.”
Li said:
“The Goddess of Plague has been driven away, and everyone’s illness has been cured.”
Bai Qiuran thought for a while, and decided to tell Li about the problem, so he asked:
“Li, I ask you, do you really think that someone is sick, does it have anything to do with that Goddess of Plague?”
“I do not know.”
Li answered honestly:
“Each god performs their own duties. It stands to reason that the Goddess of Plague is indeed the evil god who is in charge of the plague and makes people sick, but I think that if the Goddess of Plague is really a terrible god like the rumors, it is unreasonable for our wizard to still live so healthy...After all, when he presided over the ceremony, even I wanted to beat him a little bit.”
“You have a root of wisdom, kid.”
Bai Qiuran opened his mouth, and once again felt the sense of rejection from Heaven, so he said:
“Next time I have a chance, I will tell you about medicine and Gu techniques. Come here today. You go home early, and I will go home to rest.”
“Huh? Master you...”
Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind suddenly blew on the ground, making him unable to open his eyes. When the wind stopped and he opened his eyes again, there was no sign of Bai Qiuran in the surroundings, except a deep straw shoe print on the ground.
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“Where have you been?”
As soon as he returned to the hut, Bai Qiuran heard Jiang Lan ask coldly.
“Go out and wander around.”
Bai Qiuran replied:
“Didn’t I tie the prey there?”
“Don’t be arrogant just because you are a god. The outside world is not safe even if you are a god. You are not the Eastern Emperor Taiyi. There will always be someone in this world who can beat you.”
Jiang Lan said coldly:
“Come here and help me deal with these ramshorn beasts.”
“Oh.”
Bai Qiuran responded and followed Jiang Lan.
The little girl took these few things called “ramshorn beasts” to the river, lifted some of the river water with divine power to wash them, and then took a long knife and swiftly cut its neck with a swipe.
The blood ran out, and the ramshorn beast quickly lost strength. Then Jiang Lan raised the knife again and began to peel and cut the meat.
Her hands were very swift, but the knife in her hand looked very blunt, which made her movements look a bit difficult. Bai Qiuran looked at the side for a while, and then said:
“Let me do it.”
He asked Jiang Lan to step aside, but instead of taking the knife, he released a sword beam from his palm and easily smashed the whole beast into several regular portions. .
“What?”
Seeing his sword beam, Jiang Lan asked slightly with interest:
“Is this your supernatural power?”
“No, this is called a sword beam.”
Bai Qiuran swiftly caught the second ramshorn beast and replied:
“After cultivation, everyone can master it...Do I have to kill this one too?”
“Kill them all. I will use them to make jerky.”
Jiang Lan answered, then asked:
“This kind of power is something that everyone can learn?”
“Yes, if you are interested, I can also teach you.”
Bai Qiuran replied:
“Besides, I have done research on the poisons you manipulated, so we can talk about it and make progress together if it’s okay.”
Bai Qiuran handled the pile of things very quickly, and then threw the water into the wild under Jiang Lan’s guidance, carried the essence and some useful bones, and returned to the hut.
People in this era only ate two meals a day. After eating a meal equivalent to dinner, Bai Qiuran assists Jiang Lan in processing the remaining flesh and bones, and then Jiang Lan hesitated to ask:
“You told me that you can teach me a trick before...”
She seemed to want to learn, but she was a little bit ashamed to speak out.
Bai Qiuran couldn’t help but smile.
“If you want to learn, I will teach you.”
He was not afraid that Jiang Lan would use this technique to do evil. First, from what he had just observed in the human race, Jiang Lan was not a vicious deity, and lastly, it was not like learning the sword beam could make you invincible.
The sword beam could increase the attack ability of the human race at the same level a little, and not every human race is the same as Bai Qiuran.
In fact, the sword beam was essentially an application of energy. In theory, any creature could learn it. As a god, Jiang Lan had a very strong understanding, and she was born with strong divine power in her body, so it didn’t take long. Before it got dark, under the guidance of Bai Qiuran, she successfully cultivated her first sword beam.
Seeing the sword light lingering at the fingertips, the little girl’s face showed a hint of joy, but the joy quickly dissipated again and returned to her cold look.
“Thank you for teaching me this.”
Jiang Lan said:
“In return, I will give you this thing.”
She walked into the hut, searched for it for a long time, then walked out with a black and socky whip and stuffed it into Bai Qiuran’s hand.
“This is a relic left by my grandfather. He was also a god.”
Jiang Lan explained:
“Holding it, you can be immune to most of the toxins in this world. My grandpa had this thing in the first place before he obtained the godhood related to medicine.”
“The godhood of medicine...Thank you.”
Bai Qiuran wanted to say that in fact, toxins shouldn’t cause much damage to him, but this is after all people’s intentions.
He took the whip and asked:
“But why, since medicine has been invented in this world, the human race in that settlement still has to use the dance ritual to cure the disease?”
After hearing the words, Jiang Lan gave a slight pause and asked:
“Did you see it?”
Although her tone did not change, Bai Qiuran could hear her being a little bit embarrassed. Indeed, if he was in her shoes, coming and going when a mentally retarded sang and danced behind him, he would also feel ashamed to speak out.
Bai Qiuran nodded, Jiang Lan thought for a while, and then said:
“There is no medicine. Of course, it is because the godhood of medicine has been wiped out by the Emperor of Heaven. There is nothing to say.”