BXBX NOVEL Chapter 331 They Are So Funny
Chapter 331 They Are So Funny
When Xia Lu walks out of the high-speed train station, she is followed by several people.
She is carrying a black backpack and holding a pink suitcase that looks rather pretty and energetic.
She is wearing a blue shirt with slim fit jeans as well as a pair of white sneakers.
She walks really fast and looks like a traveler who just finished a trip, carrying her backpack carefreely.
After Xia Lu gets into a taxi and tells the driver the address, she leans against the rear seat and closes her eyes for a rest,
“Girl, are you a Haicheng local?”
“No.”
Obviously, the driver is rather talkative.
“Haha, girl. Let me teach you some dialects of Haicheng!”
Xia Lu giggles, “Okay. Tell me. I am listening.”
“As is known to all, in Haicheng, the word ‘ni’ (which means you) is said as ‘nong’. The phrase ‘ni hao’ (which means hello) is said as ‘nong hao’.”
“I know that.”
“So what I am teaching you is— ‘nong sha ne’ (What are you doing?).” After saying that, the driver bursts out laughing.
He acts as if he tells the funniest joke.
He almost sheds tears.
Xia Lu doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry, so she just chuckles.
The driver feels a bit embarrassed, “Is my joke not funny?”
Xia Lu suddenly speaks, “Stop the car.”
“What? We are not there yet.”
“Stop the car.”
The driver grins, “Girl, is the car that is following us coming for you?”
“Hum?”
“I’ve noticed it before! Is it your friend? If yes, I will drop you off. Otherwise, I can’t then.” The driver says seriously.
Xia Lu stays silent for a while, “It’s none of your business.”
“No. As a driver, I must take you to the destination. How can I drop you off halfway?”
Xia Lu is getting crazy.
Are all the taxi drivers in Haicheng so bold?
“Man, you had better stop the car.” Xia Lu says.
The driver does stop the car indeed.
When Xia Lu gets off the taxi, so does the driver.
Xia Lu turns around to look at the warm-hearted middle-aged man, he is still smiling.
“Girl, don’t worry. I will beat them to tears!”
Xia Lu is speechless.
The car behind them stops too.
Two middle-aged men get off the car.
One of them is the one who sits next to Xia Lu on the plane.
“Ah, girl, they don’t like good people!” The middle-aged man says seriously.
Xia Lu looks at him and keeps silent for an instant, saying, “You don’t look like a good man either.”
The driver laughs, “It’s okay. I am good-hearted anyway.”
The two middle-aged men have arrived at the front of Xia Lu.
They look poker-faced but their eyes are gleaming with anger.
The anger cannot be suppressed.
If it were not for Xia Lu’s intermeddling, maybe Gao Ge would have been the excrement in the Atlantic.
Now Xia Lu gives up.
Yet, they can’t do anything to Gao Ge now.
“Didn’t you just tell me that? If I didn’t kill Gao Ge for you, you would go to the Song City and make trouble for the Xia Family.” Xia Lu says grinningly, “Now what? Why don’t you make trouble for the Xia Family but me?”
“Hum. If Xia Shengtang didn’t show his extraordinary talents, how dare you say that?” One of the middle-aged men says sternly.
Xia Lu grins and looks like a pupil who just gets an award.
She doesn’t feel embarrassed at all.
“We are in Haicheng. Even if you do something to me, I don’t think that you can get away.” Xia Lu says calmly.
“Our sovereign orders that either you or us die.” The middle-aged man who talked to Xia Lu on the plane says calmly.
Xia Lu takes a few steps forward.
“Little girl, get in the car first and I will help you get rid of them!” Saying that, the taxi driver takes off his coat and throws it on the ground.
Xia Lu smiles and says nothing with her arms folded in front of her chest.
A stone is kicked upwards and goes towards them.
The driver reaches out his hand and smashes the stone with one finger instantly.
Xia Lu is shocked.
The driver turns around to look at Xia Lu, saying smilingly, “What do you think? Am I good?”
Xia Lu becomes serious.
“Go back into the taxi and have a rest. I will take down these small potatoes soon.”
Xia Lu thinks for a while and returns to the taxi unhesitantly with determination.
The two middle-aged men from the Thunder Sect are at the realm of Strength Protection or so. Otherwise, they wouldn’t chase after Xia Lu. However, faced with the taxi driver, they feel quite puzzled.
Even if they are fools or have never left their cultivation school, they wouldn’t think naively that capable cultivators are everywhere in Huaxia.
Since the man can pierce through the stone that they kicked away, he must be more capable than them, at least at the realm of Strength Exposure.
They won’t believe that Haicheng has become such an awesome city where cultivators at the realm of Strength Exposure just work as a taxi driver.
“If you don’t act, I will do it first!” The middle-aged man coughs and says.
The combat is on the verge of breaking out.
The two men from the Thunder Sect cannot retreat at all.
They think really fast.
The man disguises himself as a taxi driver, which means that he has learnt their whereabouts.
Their behaviors are under his control.
In Huaxia, only Dragon Court can do this.
“Hum. You are dead meat.”
The taxi driver’s eyes gleam with ferociousness. He dashes towards the two men and gives each of the men a heavy punch.
Bang! Bang!
Two sounds come.
The two men are thrown away.
Before they fall down, the driver rushes forward to pat on the heads of the two middle-aged men.
In the blink of an eye, the two heads explode like watermelon.
The driver wipes his hands with his clothes and returns to the car.
“Thank you, sir.” Xia Lu says smilingly.
“If you really want to thank someone, you’d better thank Gao Ge.”
“He knows about this?”
“Yes.”
“Then why didn’t he come himself?” Xia Lu gets angry.
The taxi driver snorts and says, “Are you angry because he didn’t come to help you or because he feigns ignorance though he has been aware of your feelings?”
Xia Lu is silent.
The taxi driver is rather talkative. Now that he finds a topic, he starts to talk even more. He pats on the wheel.
“Well... If he just feigns ignorance, it is a big deal then. He is probably testing you out and wants to see whether you would do any harm to him out of stress. If you did, he would kill you mercilessly. Just because you didn’t submit to the people of the Thunder Sect, he sends me to help you, right?”
Xia Lu thinks about it and smiles.
“Have you thought it through?”
“Yes, I have.” Xia Lu nods her head, “He won’t do this to me.”
The taxi driver is greatly amused.
Nowadays, the young are so funny!