杜达雄大鸟

Chapter 89 Horrible New Roommate

As the door is opened, a boy with a shiny hairstyle, who is wearing a beige suit and a pair of white leather shoes, walks in while carrying a suitcase and bedding. He is so hard on the eyes!

“Hello everyone. I am your new roommate. My name is Liang Bufan.” The boy enters the dorm, throwing his bedding on the bed that used to belong to Wang Zhe. He turns around to see Gao Ge, Yue Xincheng and Chen Guo all looking at him, sighing, “Oh my, I bet you are also amazed by me. Check my darned handsome look...”

“Ahem, Mr. Beige Boy, did you come to the wrong dorm? Plus, you look so bizarre...” Yue Xincheng asks in surprise.

“First of all, I am not Mr. Beige Boy. I am Liang Bufan! Second, my look is not bizarre but beautiful!” Liang Bufan twists his body and says in a soft voice.

Gao Ge almost rushes forward to beat him up.

“Boss, what is this guy...” Yue Xincheng is still so shocked that he is about to lose the game without even knowing.

Gao Ge thinks for a while and says seriously, “Maybe we have to cut sections of him for microscopic examination!”

Liang Bufan comes to the mirror’s front and combs his hair that has been put on a lot of hair spray, saying, “You scared Wang Zhe away, so he went to apply for switching the dorm. That’s why I am here.”

“Why does it have to be you?” Gao Ge asks.

Chen Guo coughs and says, “If anyone else wants to switch the dorm, we will vote to make him switch.”

Gao Ge and Yue Xincheng take a tumble and nod their heads.

It makes sense!

Watching Liang Bufan doing his makeup, Gao Ge looks towards the door.

Yue Xincheng seems to have read Gao Ge’s mind, saying, “Boss, I know what you are thinking about. Are you anticipating that Wang Zhe can come back soon?”

“As long as he is back, I promise that I won’t beat him again.” Gao Ge says seriously.

The moment that Liang Bufan walks in the dorm while twisting his waist, the dorm is full of a smell of perfume.

Chen Guo also can’t help sniffing. Liang Bufan says proudly, “Did you smell it? Is it good? It’s Chanel, the perfume of Chanel.”

Chen Guo can’t hold in his temper, throwing his slippery towards him.

“Oh my God. The room is such a mess!” Liang Bufan pinches his nose and says, “You stinky boys, do you just dislike cleaning the room?”

Gao Ge is shocked.

So is Yue Xincheng.

He calls them stinky boys.

What species does he belong to?

“Forget it. If you have any dirty clothes, just give them to me now.” Liang Bufan takes a bucket and collects all the socks, underwear and clothes in the dorm. Then he starts to sweep the floor and mop it.

“I cannot stand you guys. Can’t you pay any attention to hygiene?” Liang Bufan cleans the room diligently while complaining nonstop.

Gao Ge, Yue Xincheng and Chen Guo look at each other.

Well...

The new roommate seems not so hard on the eyes now!

“Do you have mysophobia?” Yue Xincheng asks.

“Yes. What’s wrong? I am an elegant boy with pretty figure and character.” Liang Bufan says proudly with orchid fingers.

Yue Xincheng is so amused at his words, “Good. Good. Keep it. Welcome to our dorm.”

After saying that, he continues to play games.

Gao Ge sits on the bed with his eyes closed, practicing the Star Rotating Method. His power of stars inside his body is also flowing slowly.

The Cultivation Academy is such a good place indeed. Undoubtedly, one of the reasons why the Academy was built here must be the abundant aura of this place. Hence, Gao Ge can light up the star map faster while cultivating here. Apart from that, he must find more marital arts. Although he learnt a lot of martial arts of high ranking in his previous life, most of the martial arts are not suitable for him.

Therefore, the martial art he uses most is Thunder Fist.

“I’m going to the library. Who wants to join me?” Gao Ge asks.

Chen Guo says, “Gao Ge, you can’t go there now. The library is usually not open to students, unless a teacher goes with you.”

Hearing what Chen Guo’s words, Gao Ge is a bit surprised.

Chen Guo explains, “There were a few students who learned martial arts in the library by themselves. Afterwards, something went seriously wrong in their practicing.”

Gao Ge takes a tumble and nods his head.

This is the first school for cultivation in Huaxia, where the martial arts and training methods must be the most.

He wanted to ask Liu Zhongyi to take him there. Yet, upon thinking of that he has just left and it’s late at night, he gives up the idea. He can wait till tomorrow.

After a while, Liang Bufan finally finishes cleaning the dorm completely. The dorm looks so clean and tidy that it doesn’t look like a boy’s dorm.

“Okay. I’ll take a shower and sleep!” Liang Bufan looks around and picks up a hair on the ground to put into the trash bin. Then he nods his head contentedly.

When Liang Bufan is in the shower, Gao Ge says, “This new roommate is actually quite good.”

“Yes. A free housekeeper.” Chen Guo is so happy.

“Since he was kicked out of the previous dorm, he may have other problems.” Yue Xincheng says.

Gao Ge laughs, “Nobody is perfect! It’s good enough that he has this one merit.”

Yue Xincheng finds it quite right after thinking for a second and says no more.

Liang Bufan does a lot of preparations before he goes to bed. He must put on a series of skincare products and cosmetics. Gao Ge only knows one of the skincare products. If any girl sees these things of Liang Bufan, she must feel ashamed, thinking that she should live such a less delicate life than a boy. However, Gao Ge and the rest two people don’t care about that at all.

The next morning, it’s only 6 o’clock when Liang Bufan starts to shout out loud in the dorm.

He is beating a washbasin with a brush while shouting loudly, “Time to get up! Get up!”

Gao Ge suddenly comes to understand why this jerk was kicked out of his previous dorm.

“Man, it’s so early! What are you doing?”

“Don’t you know we should sleep early and get up early? Moreover, as cultivators, we must work hard. A year’s plan lies in the spring and a day’s plan lies in the early morning. Hurry up! Let’s go out to feel the purple air rising from the east!” Liang Bufan says in a loud voice.

Three pillows are thrown at him at the same time.

However, Gao Ge still underestimates Liang Bufan’s perseverance. This man is not afraid to be beaten up at all. He won’t stop until he wakes up Gao Ge and the other two roommates.

“Boss, in for a penny, in for a pound. Let’s beat him to death!” Yue Xincheng says resentfully while staring at the delicately dressed Liang Bufan.

Liang Bufan seems to feel the grudge of Yue Xincheng, saying with a smile, “If you hurt me seriously or kill me, you will be expelled by the Cultivation Academy. What’s worse, you may die here. Hence, I am not afraid at all!”

Yue Xincheng doesn’t know how to answer back. He finally has a feeling of deep desperation and the vileness of the world...