BXBX NOVEL Chapter 157 Read Jokes
Chapter 157 Read Jokes
“Who dares to defecate indiscriminately? Don’t you want to live?” Li Yong raises his finger and points.
“Damn it, I dare.” Deng Shouyin really prepares to pee.
“Don’t bother.” Lyu Binlin interrupts Deng Shouyin and points to Li Yong. He says to the people who follow him, “That’s him. Beat him hard. I will take the responsibility no matter what happens.”
“Mr. Lyu, please rest assured that we are professional and have a sense of propriety.” When the first long-haired man finishes speaking, he takes the hooligans forward. They disperse and quickly surround Li Yong.
“We want to break one of your legs. Do you do it yourself or let us do it?” The long-haired man asks.
“I want to slap your faces. Do you do it yourselves or let me do it?” Li Yong asks in the same tone. He also raises his palm and makes a stroke.
“I’ll take this hand, too.” The long-haired man says angrily.
“I’ll give you two more slaps in the mouth.” Li Yong smiles faintly.
“Do it for me.” The long-haired man waves his right hand and shouts.
He brings more than a dozen hooligans. Two of them are nearest to Li Yong and they raise the steel pipe and hit Li Yong.
Li Yong jumps to the left. He not only easily escapes, but also grabs the collar of the long-haired man and slaps him. Only then does he push the long-haired man under the steel pipe.
In the voice of a scream, the steel pipe that should be hit on Li Yong fells on the long-haired man.
One of the steel pipes hits the long-haired man’s head. The long-haired man holds his head in both hands, and the blood flows down his black hairy arm.
“F**k, how dare you beat me?” He stares at the hooligan angrily and shouts.
The hooligan is regretful and scared. “Sorry, Boss, I’m sorry, I’m...”
“What are you waiting for? Beat him. Do it all.” The long-haired man shouts loudly.
More than a dozen hooligans beat Li Yong together. One of the hooligans who beat the long-haired man to be bleeding wants to show himself. He wants to make up for his error. He screams and jumps towards Li Yong.
Li Yong smiles and looks at these hooligans without fear.
Li Yong steps forward with his body sideways, reaches out his hand and takes the steel pipe from the hooligan’s hand. When the long-haired man focuses on him and the hooligan stares at him, a steel pipe is hit on the shoulder of the hooligan in the voice of shouting cheers. Hearing a click, the arm of the hooligan is broken.
Then, under the crowd’s encirclement, Li Yong keeps waving the steel pipe. Every time he raises the steel pipe, a hooligan’s arm will be broken.
Behind Li Yong’s back, the hooligans tightly cover the broken arms with their rest of the arms, painfully crooking and screaming. The disdainful eyes are replaced by fear.
Li Yong breaks the arm of the last hooligan and goes to the long-haired man.
At this time, the long-haired man is so frightened that he turns pale. He keeps retreating as he watches Li Yong come. What he can do is to retreat to the edge of the highway and lean against the steel fence.
“I want to break your arm. Do you do it yourself or let me do it?” Li Yong asks lightly.
The long-haired man grits his teeth, stoops to pick up a stick and smashes it into his arm.
Ah... He throws away his stick and covers the broken arm with the other arm, screaming with pain.
“Your arm is not broken.” This person can’t fool Li Yong’s clairvoyant vision at all. “It seems that I have to help you.”
Looking at Li Yong raising the steel pipe in his hand, the long-haired man knees on the ground in horror and begs, “No, no, I’ll do it by myself. Please give me another chance.”
The long-haired man picks up the stick again and smashes it hard into his arm.
Li Yong nods satisfactorily and says lightly, “You wanted to break my leg. In return, I broke your arms. Is it too much?”
“Not too much, not too much.” The long-haired man says in a trembling voice with sweat on his forehead.
Li Yong turns his head and looks at Lyu Binlin and Deng Shouyin. They are surprised and stand about ten meters away. They think that they have hallucinations and have no idea of running away.
In their eyes, Li Yong is just an ordinary person. How can he possibly knock down so many hooligans in a short time?
They all remember that when Li Yong was in college, he had a fight with his classmates, and he could not fight a fat man. In just two years, how does he become so powerful?
“Why are you still standing foolishly? Get on the bus and run.” At this time, Lyu Binlin’s wife drives the car to the side of Lyu Binlin and Deng Shouyin and shouts loudly.
Like Lyu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, she is shocked by Li Yong. Li Yong seems to be thin. How does he knock down more than a dozen people? Although she can’t figure out the problem, she knows that staying here is particularly dangerous.
Deng Shouyin takes the lead in getting into the car. Just when most of Lyu Binlin’s body is in the car, Li Yong arrives.
Li Yong grabs Lyu Binlin’s left leg, pulls him back and pulls him out.
Lightly thrown, Lyu Binlin who is more than 100 kilograms is like a dead pig falling on the asphalt pavement, and splashes a piece of dust. Then his body curls up and shivers.
“Run, run!” Deng Shouyin in the car urges in panic.
“Damn it, get down the car and get Binlin on the car.” Lyu Binlin’s wife is unwilling to leave Lyu Binlin behind.
Deng Shouyin does not dare to get out of the car. He shuts the door in a hurry, and he is so scared that he dares not to look out.
“Are you still a man? Are you still a good brother of Binlin? You bastard...” Lyu Binlin’s wife points at Deng Shouyin who is timid angrily and scolds several times. She opens the door and gets out of the car.
“Can you spare us?” She goes to Li Yong, squeezing out a smile, and says, “I beg you, considering the relationship between classmates, please be merciful.”
At this time, Li Yong’s left foot is stepped on Lyu Binlin’s arm. As long as he exerts himself, this arm of Lyu Binlin will be broken. He looks at Lyu Binlin’s wife and asks, “If I were beaten, would you be merciful?”
“Yes, we would.”
Li Yong doesn’t believe it. He sneers, “If you are willing to show mercy, you couldn’t call so many people.”
Then he exerts himself and Lyu Binlin’s arm is broken.
“Ah... Ouch...” Lyu Binlin pushes Li Yong’s leg sideways with his good arm. He wants to push Li Yong’s leg away, but he doesn’t have the strength at all.
“No, you...” Lyu Binlin’s wife suddenly rushes to Li Yong and hits him hard. She wants to knock Li Yong apart. As a result, she is rebounded away.
“You deliberately do this. I want to call the police...” Lyu Binlin’s wife takes out her phone and calls.
“Don’t report it. He’s a policeman.” Lyu Binlin turns his head and says to his wife.
At this time, Deng Shouyin in the car climbs from behind to the front and drives away alone.
He can see clearly that all the people’s arms are broken, and if he does not run, his arm will be also broken.
For protecting his own arm, he decisively flees alone.
“S**t.” Looking at his car being driven away by Deng Shouyin, Lyu Binlin shouts loudly.
Li Yong looks at Lyu Binlin’s wife who is startled, and finally his eyes fall on Lyu Binlin. “I slapped you before, and you want to break one of my legs. Today, I broke one of your arms. Next time, will you kill me?”
“No, no.” Lyu Binlin says in a trembling voice.
“Will you be more brave? How can you shrink back?” Li Yong says.
“I am not so brave.” Lyu Binlin sits up, covering his broken arm, and watches the blood flowing out. He is terrified. His wife hurries to help him dress the wound. It is obvious that she loves Lyu Binlin very much.
Li Yong turns and leaves.
As soon as they see Li Yong coming, the hooligans whose arms are broken flash out to both sides and hurriedly give him a passage. His gaze sweeps across the sides, and all the hooligans tremble.
Li Yong’s car is 300 meters away from him. When he walks away for a hundred meters, he also bends down and picks up the warning sign. He looks into the car and finds that Han Fei and Huang Anhe are still watching the mobile phone, and they are still laughing at the mobile phone. They don’t even know what happened behind.
Li Yong enters the driver’s seat and drives.
“Haha... Brother Yong, this joke is so funny, I read it to you!”
“Read it!” Seeing that Han Fei is so happy, Li Yong does not want to interrupt her.
“A man is drunk, and when he goes home, he finds his wife is sleeping in bed. He bends over and kisses her and accidentally wakes up his wife. The man says: Darling, I like your cherry mouth. His wife slaps his face three times: How much did you drink? You kiss on my asshole.”
Li Yong has not responded yet, and Han Fei has already laughed in the back row.
Huang Anhe laughs with her, and the laughter of them fills the car.
“Brother Yong, why don’t you laugh?” Han Fei smiles for a while and asks.
“I have seen it many times,” Li Yong says.
“Then I will read another one for you...”
“Don’t read it.” Huang Anhe is embarrassed. She pulls Han Fei and whispers.
“Let me read the last one.” Han Fei also whispers to Huang Anhe, and then reads aloud, “An ant marries a centipede. After the first night of the marriage, the centipede asks the ant about the feeling. The ant says indignantly that it doesn’t know how to pull the centipede’s legs and has been pulling the legs for one night. Hahaha...”
At the end of the reading, Han Fei once again laughs and her cheeks are red.
Li Yong still doesn’t smile. When Han Fei stops smiling, he asks, “Why does the ant pull the centipede’s legs?”
“That’s because...” When Han Fei says it, Huang Anhe covers her mouth.
Huang Anhe thinks that Han Fei is a madwoman because Han Fei’s laughter makes her feel scared. Although she promised Han Lu to take good care of Han Fei, she does not want to ask Han Fei about other things because Han Lu and Han Fei are both her presidents and she can’t interfere in their privacy.
However, at this time, she couldn’t help it.
“Fei, your brother-in-law is prurient.” She says softly in the ear of Han Fei.
“Brother Yong, you are too bad.” Han Fei blushes, and suddenly becomes a little angry.
After hearing what Huang Anhe said, she thinks of the embarrassing things.
Next, she does not read the jokes, and does not laugh. Instead, like Huang Anhe, she sits quietly in the back row until they arrive at the medicinal materials base.