BXBX NOVEL Chapter 456 - The Second Barbecue Experience
Chapter 456: The Second Barbecue Experience
“Cremation?”
“Cremation?”
“Cremation?”
If it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t move while he was possessed, Boss Zhou would have vomited a mouthful of blood! Thus he was destined to be cremated in his previous and next life, right? He randomly found a suitable body to temporarily possess and rest. He had just finished the first spa in his life. Before he could enjoy the aftertaste, he had to be pushed into the incinerator?
When he was in a conscious state the last time he had been rescued, he was transported to the funeral, mourned, and sent into the incinerator; it had almost become Zhou Ze’s inner demon. That kind of experience was an unimaginable fear, especially when he was pushed into the incinerator. That kind of oppression and grievance was enough to make him break down! Until now, it was a psychological shadow that Zhou Ze could not erase.
“Okay, Director Zhao, let’s begin.”
The woman’s voice sounded sorrowful, it should be a pitiful survivor. Sensing that the stretcher under him was starting to move, Zhou Ze wanted to laugh. If it was possible, he wanted to pull the person inside his body “out of bed”
“Come on… I’ll leave it to you, you do the work”
“Let me finish, I’m about to be barbecued again. I can’t live like this anymore. Why don’t we switch?”
“You come out to work and I move in. If I have nothing to do, why would I come out to chat with you and pretend to be cool?”
However, this is just a thought. Some people give up on themselves, but giving up on themselves won’t solve the problem. Zhou Ze began to desperately want to get out of this body.
“I’m not staying in this restroom anymore, okay?”
“I’ll stay in another place. Maybe at worst, I’ll just wander around randomly for a while.”
Next to him, Buddhist prayer songs began to play as it was about to start. Zhou Ze began to struggle desperately as he sensed that the stretcher under him and the conveyor belt of the incinerator were successfully connected. He already had a body that could be used to reincarnate, so he was unable to fully enter and control this body. Zhou Ze remembered that Cuihua and some malicious spirits had ways to control somebodies.
“Ka-cha…”
The door of the incinerator was opened. This was equivalent to aggravating Zhou Ze.
“Clang!”
It was not the sound from outside, it was the sound coming from within his body. It was as if he had accidentally slipped in, Zhou Ze felt his consciousness slip in.
“His hand is moving!”
“Look, his hand is moving!”
“He’s not dead, he’s not dead!”
A series of exclamations came from outside. Maybe… for the employees working in the funeral parlor, they had heard of the story of someone who was sent to the funeral parlor to be cremated and suddenly woke up. He was not dead. Except for them… this was the first time they had met him.
“Hubby, you’re still alive, are you still alive?!” The surviving person pounced on Zhou Ze as she started to cry.
“…”
The man was moved out of the funeral home, Zhou Ze could feel that even the oppressive air seemed to have become much happier. He was carried into a car as it was quickly started. The noisy environment around him suddenly quieted down. There were probably only three people in the car, including himself. It was as if he had triggered something. It caused his control over this body to increase a little, but compared to his original body… it was still incomparable to Xu Le’s body.
“He’s not completely dead?”
The driver in front could not believe it, “How is he not dead?”
“…” Zhou Ze.
“These words… sounded… strange.”
“I don’t know either. I’m also in a mess now. I can only watch helplessly as he’s about to be pushed into the incinerator. I’m about to be freed and can have a new life.”
“Just as he was pushed into the incinerator… his finger suddenly moved, bastard… Why isn’t he completely dead yet?!”
“At that time, I wanted to push away the staff member and personally stuff him into the incinerator to burn him!”
“…” Zhou Ze.
Boss Zhou felt a little heartache for this guy who was possessed by him because the person who said those words just now wasn’t anyone else. It was the surviving person who had pounced on him earlier and exclaimed, “Hubby, you’re still alive!” She looked exceptionally loving.
“Brother, what kind of sin have you committed? Why is your wife so eager for you to die?”
“Looking at the tone of that driver, love was a ray of light. It was so green that it made you panic.”
“Who cares if he’s dead or not? I’m not going to send him to the hospital. Forget it, I’ll strangle him to death first. Whether he’s alive or not, I’ll confirm a way for him to die!”
“No, no… don’t you see the car following behind? Your relatives are following behind. They want to accompany you to the hospital!”
“Our parents also received the news. They didn’t dare to come to their son’s funeral. Now that they heard that your brother has come back to life, they have already rushed to the hospital!”
Zhou Ze, who was attached to the brother next door to Old Wang, couldn’t help but sigh in his heart. This story… is getting more and more exciting… your brother and your wife… It’s really good to keep the good things in the family.
“It’s a pity that you’re dead now. Otherwise, I would introduce my best friend Wang Ke to you.”
“We can’t go to the hospital. We told the public that it was a heart attack. What if the hospital finds out that he’s been poisoned?” said the man as his voice became very nervous.
“You asked me what to do. How would I know now?!” The woman shouted hysterically.
“It’s all your fault, you asked me to feed him that. It’s all your fault! I told you this wouldn’t work, there would be problems!” The woman then began to divide the pot.
“At this time, what’s the point of saying all this? I took the medicine and you fed him. We’re all involved!” The man was quite rational.
“Drive slower, drive slower. I’ll call my friend. Oh right, don’t go to the first hospital, go to the third hospital. It’s the hospital where I used to work.”
“I’ll call and arrange it. It’s okay, as long as he’s dead… we’ll be fine!”
“Hurry up and confirm that he’s dead. As long as we send him to the hospital and confirm that he’s dead, the hospital won’t do an autopsy. It won’t.”
“I’ll drive.” The woman also calmed down and switched the driver’s seat with the man.
This was a commercial van, so there was quite a lot of space. The man walked to Zhou Ze’s side at this time. He first pressed his ear against Zhou Ze’s chest. He didn’t hear a heartbeat, and his hand was placed on the tip of Zhou Ze’s nose. He didn’t feel any breathing either. No matter how he looked at it, he was still a dead man! At this moment… The man’s eyes widened because he saw the middle finger of his brother’s right hand slowly stand up!
“Bulge!”
“Ahhh!!!”
The man screamed, “He was not dead… he was not dead… he was not dead!!!”
“Sister-in-law, Aiyuan… he didn’t die. My brother didn’t die. His fingers just moved. He flipped me the bird…”
“Then kill him!” The woman screamed.
Don’t blame the two of them for being so flustered and at a loss, the fact that he suddenly “came back to life” after such a mourning party and was sent to the incinerator. The number of people who had experienced this in this world was very few. Moreover… this person… was killed by them. No matter how cold an assassin was, he would probably feel helpless when faced with this situation. These two people… that’s not right… This adulterous couple’s performance was already very good.
“Right, kill him… kill him!”
The man subconsciously reached out and strangled his brother’s neck. Zhou Ze felt that his neck was being strangled, he muttered in his heart, “Brother, I advise you to be kind.”
The woman drove while looking behind through the rearview mirror. She immediately cursed, “We’re going to send him to the hospital. What if you leave a mark? Are you deliberately leaving evidence?!”
Even if the person had died, the doctor would be suspicious if he found a mark on the body’s neck. As long as he performed a simple autopsy, he would be able to determine the approximate cause of death.
“Right, right, we can’t leave any marks!”
The man looked left and right in a panic. He picked up a towel from the seat and directly covered his brother’s nose and mouth. He pressed his hands on it. He did not dare to use too much strength, but it was enough to ensure that his brother could not breathe.
“Brother, die, quickly die!!!”
“Brother, I beg you… quickly die!!!” The man shouted.
Zhou Ze felt a little uncomfortable as he was being suffocated, but it was not so uncomfortable that he could not control himself. Zhou Ze understood that because of the addition of his soul, this body had activated a little bit of activity from the state of complete death. However, it was still in the state of fake death. Which was equivalent to the situation of the “turtle breathing technique”
In fact… Humans did not only rely on their mouths and nose to breathe. They could breathe through all the pores on their body, especially when their body was still in the state of suspended animation. Which did not require much oxygen consumption. It was not a big problem for them to be covered by their mouth and nose. About 15 minutes later, the woman shouted, “The hospital is in front. Are you dead yet?!”
The few cars behind her were following too closely. It was impossible for the woman to deliberately slow down for fear of arousing the suspicion of her relatives.
“He’s dead…”
The man was not too sure either, he had been desperately pressing down on the towel the whole way. Even an elephant should have been suffocated to death by him.
He let go of his hand and took the towel off, he even subconsciously used the towel to wipe the beads of sweat on his forehead as he was sweating too much. Ten percent of it was from the heat, ninety percent was from fear. Except when he realized which towel he was holding, he immediately threw the towel out and wiped his face hard with his hand.
“Bad Luck, bad luck… bad f*cking luck!”
He then looked again at his brother who was lying on the chair as a horrific scene appeared. His brother, who had his mouth and nose covered suddenly opened his right eye and winked at him once!