BXBX NOVEL Chapter 258 - How Could You Let Me Down!
Chapter 258: How Could You Let Me Down!
When he returned to the bookstore, it was already night time.
The old priest was very self-aware. After entering the bookstore, he picked up the broom and mop and prepared to leave.
“Old Priest, what are you going to do?”Yingying asked curiously.
“To contribute to the struggle for a healthy city. Green water and Green Mountains are mountains of gold and silver.”
As he said this, the old priest did not dare to look at Zhou Ze and immediately slipped out.
This was just like a game. Although the old priest was usually timid in front of Zhou Ze, in reality, the old priest had long understood Zhou Ze’s temper. He had already maxed out his computer in this game.
Boss Zhou’s personality was lazy and sharp-tongued but soft-hearted. This time, he went out to play and caused trouble. He had angered the boss, but it was not a big problem. He would not show up in front of the boss tonight and wait for tomorrow.
The old Daoist who was always testing the waters at the edge of 404 had accumulated a lot of experience.
If it was someone else who kept courting death like this with the old Daoist, they would have long been packaged by boss Zhou into a delivery hell. The fact that the old Daoist was still alive and kicking was the best proof.
In fact, Zhou Ze was not very angry with the old Daoist. The Vixen was originally coming for him. Even if the old Daoist did not go out to have fun but went out to be a volunteer, he would still be caught and brought back.
In the end, this matter was still because he had been itching to do something that night and had taken the yin-yang manual to put the eighth aunt away. Until now, he could not let her out even if he wanted to.
He went upstairs and looked at Xu Qinglang. Old Xu was staring at the bug on the coffee table. He was still very cautious about this thick thing that was about to enter his body.
Zhou ze also glanced into the bowl. The bug egg had already hatched and a red beetle appeared. It was not small, but it was as big as a baby’s fist.
“It’s supposed to come in and detoxify you later,”Zhou Ze said.
“Okay.”Xu Qinglang nodded.
“He asked me to prepare some enemas for backup.”
“What?”Old Xu was shocked, and his lower body probably tightened.
“This thing has to go in through the back door. Don’t tell me you’re going to swallow it directly? Wash your lower body first. It’s comfortable, and so are you.
“Think about it. When we detoxify you, we’ll all be there. If you lie there or sit there and can’t hold it in, just..
“Ahem, ahem, how awkward is that?”
Zhou Ze was no stranger to enemas. They could treat ulcerative colitis, uremia, paralytic intestinal obstruction, bronchial asthma, and so on. They could also alleviate constipation symptoms. Of course, most people would always misunderstand it, it became a synonym for a specific ritual.
Old Xu opened his mouth,
zhou Ze’s words were a little unbearable,
from his expression, Zhou Ze could tell that old XU now had the thought of “I’d rather be a zombie”than be treated.
“This black pot is too big. I can’t bear it.”Qu Ming had already walked to the door and heard Zhou Ze’s joke. He immediately walked in to refute the rumor.
Xu Qinglang immediately reached out and grabbed Zhou Ze’s arm. He wanted to scold Zhou Ze, but it seemed that he was reflexively exposing his fangs at Zhou Ze.
“Roar!”
Because of the zombie poison, Xu Qinglang’s instinct was almost instinctive. Moreover, it was formed unconsciously. He wanted to scold Zhou Ze.
“Hehe.”
Boss Zhou’s expression didn’t change,
what a joke,
boss Zhou, who slept with a zombie for 200 years every day, would be scared by a young zombie like you?
He reached out and touched one of Xu Qinglang’s fangs. Zhou ze even lowered his head and looked inside carefully. He said,
“This tooth is not sharp enough. Tomorrow, I’ll Get Yingying to buy you a whetstone and grind it well.”
Xu Qinglang really wanted to swallow this guy in front of him in one gulp.
“Okay, I’m ready to detoxify.”Qu Mingming picked up the red bug like he was caressing his own kitten and carefully brought it to Xu Qinglang,
“Be good. Open your mouth and let it go in.”
Xu Qinglang opened his mouth silently and swallowed the bug.
“You see, you still have to thank me. Originally, you would feel disgusted, painful, and difficult to accept if I let you swallow the bug directly.
After I said it through my back door..,
do you think it’s a wonderful and blissful thing to swallow it directly with your mouth?”
“…”Xu Qinglang.
If the bug was not still moving in his stomach, Xu Qinglang would really climb out of the bathtub and fight Zhou Ze for 300 rounds.
“Don’t be rash and properly detoxify the poison. Even a zombie is not enough for you in front of me. Yingying was so awesome back then. Once she appeared, she was like a queen. You Don’t want to become a docile kitten after being poked by my nails, right?”
Xu Qinglang finally controlled his emotions and quietly waited for the worms to move around and absorb the du in his body.
“This will take about one night. Let’s go first. Shall we go down and have a drink?”Qu Mingming invited.
“Okay.”
Zhou Ze and Qu Mingming went downstairs. When Bai Yingying saw that Zhou Ze was going to the internet cafe, she also looked at Zhou Ze with anticipation.
“Let’s go together,”Zhou Ze said.
It seemed that Qu Mingming’s human-shaped cheat had indeed given yingying a taste of the sweetness and filled her gaming experience.
However, before he left, Zhou Ze snapped his fingers at the death attendant over there.
The death attendant stood up and walked to Zhou Ze.
“If there’s anyone or something that you don’t know who wants to go upstairs, stop him.”
The death attendant nodded silently. He walked to the stairs and sat down.
“Where’s Monkey?”Zhou ze asked.
“He accompanied the old priest to sweep the road,”Bai Yingying answered.
Zhou Ze didn’t say anything else. He followed Qu Mingming to the internet cafe, the same office.
Qu Mingming took out white wine, saying that it was homemade medicinal wine.
Zhou Ze picked up the wine glass, took a sip, nodded, and said,
“The taste is not bad.”
Qu Ming scratched his head in disappointment.
“What’s Wrong?”Zhou ze asked.
“I forgot to prepare the wine and dishes.”
“It’s okay. I’m not hungry.”
“Okay.”
Qu Ming stared blankly at the wine cup in front of him. The medicinal cuisine did not have much effect on Zhou Ze. This wine was carefully brewed and sealed with many precious aphrodisiac herbs and tiger penis.
However, when he saw that Zhou Ze still had no reaction after drinking two cups, Qu Ming fell into a deep self-doubt.
It was just like how climbers liked to challenge mountains that they had never conquered,
as a doctor..,
when faced with a patient who was difficult to understand or was terminally ill..,
the inertia of having to solve the problem no matter how difficult it was kept pressing on him. At the same time, it was torturing him.
Qu Ming thought about it again,
it was common sense to treat people and animals as doctors, but for thousands of years, he should be one of the few doctors who could treat ghosts. What a great honor and great attempt it was.
As he thought about it,
a sense of heroism arose,
qu Ming subconsciously picked up the glass in front of him,
and drank it all in one gulp,
the heat flowed down his throat,
in an extremely domineering manner, it flowed into an unspeakable position in his lower body.
Only then did Qu Ming realize that,
he had actually drunk the wine specially prepared for Zhou Ze.
In an instant,
qu Ming’s face immediately turned red. He immediately got up and rushed out of the office. He wanted to go upstairs to prepare medicine for himself to counteract this state of excitement.
Seeing Qu Ming flee in a fluster,
zhou ze smiled,
he picked up the wine glass,
he took another sip. The wine was mellow, and the aftertaste was endless,
“He’s still young. He actually has such a poor tolerance for alcohol. He can’t even drink one glass.”
… ..
The bookstore was very calm at this moment. The death attendant was sitting alone on the stairs, not moving at all.
“Hu…”
It seemed like the wind was blowing.
The death attendant slowly stood up.
He seemed to be at a loss, and also a little confused,
he seemed to have sensed something,
but he also seemed to have not sensed anything.
Then..,
he took a step forward,
he walked up the stairs,
regarding the things that his father had instructed him to do..,
he would definitely complete it unconditionally, even though in these few months, his father had only given him one thing, and that was to clean up.
In the bathtub, Xu Qinglang’s face alternated between pain and pleasure. The feeling of the bugs constantly moving around in your body was really difficult to describe with words.
At the same time, the cyan color on Xu Qinglang’s face was slowly fading, and his fangs were also slowly shrinking. Obviously, the corpse poison was being extracted continuously.
In the end..,
xu Qinglang clutched his neck with both hands and retched several times. A bug that had expanded several times in size was spat out from his mouth.
It was originally completely red, but now it was pitch black. It did not die after landing on the ground. It staggered and found a corner to hide in.
Xu Qinglang did not have the energy to clean at this time. He leaned against the bathtub and kept taking deep breaths.
The feeling of being human again..,
it was great.
Beside the windowsill, a piece of paper as thin as the wings of a cicada crawled in from the gap. It fluttered in the air like a painting and hung in front of Xu Qinglang.
This was a piece of human skin. It was not known if it was made of real human skin, but it was vivid.
This was a young woman. The woman’s lips were red and her teeth were white. Her eyes were mesmerizing.
Xu Qinglang, who was about to take a nap, suddenly trembled when he saw this scene. He grabbed the edge of the bathtub tightly with both hands and looked at everything in front of him in disbelief!
“Master…”
“You really disappoint me…”
The woman’s voice was that of a man. It was very hoarse and very old.
“Master, you’re back? Is It really you, master?”Xu Qinglang’s face revealed a look of pleasant surprise.
“Yes, I’m back, but why didn’t you improve at all when you left with me?”The old voice sounded again.
“I. . . master… After you left, I started a new life. I’m now very good at cooking. I can cook for you. Master, Wait for me to rest. I’ll let you have a taste of my cooking.”
“Muddle-headed!”
A Stern shout was heard.
Xu Qinglang immediately shut up.
“Back then, I saw that your aptitude was good, so I taught you dao techniques. I thought that I had left a good seedling here, so I still had a thought in my heart.
In the end..,
in the end, what did you tell me,
i’m back..,
the good seedling that I was looking forward to became a chef?”
“Master…”
“Don’t call me master.”
“Master, I’ve disappointed you. This is the path that I chose. I think this is the life that suits me…”
“Your Life? Are you worthy of what I’ve done for You?”
“Master… I’m sorry…”
“Are you worthy of the painstaking efforts that I intentionally caused your parents to die in an accident in order for you to learn this painting skin soul guiding spell! ?”!
“In order for you to walk on the right path, in order for you to not be implicated, I let both of your parents die so that you can become an orphan and devote yourself to cultivation. In the future, you can carry forward the right path and eliminate evil to defend the path!
“Such painstaking efforts..,
are you worthy of it?”