BXBX NOVEL Chapter 352 - How Refreshing!
Chen Ming asked, “Are there any disciples dead?”
Ling Xian smiled, “How could any die? They only stayed behind and ordered the beasts!”
Chen Ming nodded, That is normal. How would they be called savage beasts if they went and had the smarts to go for the head?
The nearby disciples were touched that his main concern was their safety, Master always looks out for us!
Chen Ming said, “Bring the immortal beasts. Master will see himself how great they are. Yan Mountain will soon be getting stronger and stronger!”
Li Suyi said, “Uh, right. Junior brother Wu Feng found this leather tome, the Beast King Records. Here, Master!”
Chen Ming’s heart jumped in glee, This is the good stuff! It will make rearing beasts as smooth as walking.
Chen Ming eyed it for a moment. It didn’t seem too complicated since he couldn’t understand a word of it to begin with!
What is all this?
Chen Ming didn’t burden his mind with such things, I’ll leave it to the system lady to appraise it. It had to be something good.
“Comprehend the Beast King Records.”
One moment he was oblivious and now he was a master. This book held records on many many beast’s behaviors as well as quite a few rearing methods. It even explained a pill called the Blood Pill, made especially for immortal beasts.
The merit cost wasn’t high yet its use was bigger.
It seemed that Chen Ming also gained something else, the beast language.
You can learn it?
Clan Head turned to Li Suyi and Ling Xian’s immortal beasts. They were shouting and the golden-purple lion said, “Snarl, roar, roar, snarl...(Your family is ugly)!”
Immortal crane, “Ji, ji, ji... (Yours is ugly)!”
Purple-golden lion, “Roar, snarl... (They’re all ugly)!”
Immortal crane, “Ji, Ji... (You’re totally right)!”
Chen Ming, “Blah, blah, blah (What did you say)?”
The two stared at Chen Ming, eyes skeptical. Purple-golden lion said, “Roar, snarl... (This deformed savage beast can understand us)?”
I shit on your deformed savage beasts!
Immortal crane, “Ji, ji...(It seems like it)!”
Chen Ming, “Blah... (Be quiet, or...).”
The two were meek as lambs, that was until the golden-purple lion said, “(He really can)!”
Immortal crane, “(Don’t talk or he’ll hear).”
Roar, snarl... ji, ji...
Chen Ming: ...
Whatever, there’s no point in arguing with three-year-old dimwits or I’ll turn stupid.
After a short flight, they reached where the beast tide was running rampant. He stood in mid-air and saw an immortal beast feasting on the incoming savage beasts in content.
Chen Ming shouted, “Blah, blah... (Brother, come here)!”
The said brother froze, then turned tail and walked away. Chen Ming was confused, Was it too high pitched?
But then the dozen immortal beasts assembled, “Yi, yi... (Why are we here)?”
“Woof, woof...(Don’t know)!”
“Meow, purr... (Then what are we waiting for)?”
“Hu, ho...(There’s a mud pit nearby, very cozy)!”
“Yi, ya, (I think stones are more fun)!”
“Woof... (Bones are number one)!”
“Meow... (Fish is the tastiest)!”
“Yi, ya... (Bullshit! Look at those men, aren’t they tastier)?”
Yi, ya... (Idle chattering)
“Yi, ya, (This food has thorns and is clueless, just like a crab)!”
“Woof... (But they have hard wooden shells, each filled with meat)!”
They must mean the houses...
I, Immortal Master Chen, will have to teach you a thing or to on how to be real beasts. “Blah...(Listen up! If you don’t want to die, bow!)”
“Yi, ya... (That savage beast looks pretty weird)!”
“Meow... (Isn’t it a human)?”
“Woof... (Damn he’s ugly. What a rotten face)!”
Chen Ming: ...
This goes against the natural order.
If I, Chen Ming, don’t teach you to be beasts, then this language is useless!
Chen Ming leaped atop an immoral beast and punched its head.
Dust rose and mountains collapsed in succession. That hit alone left the hundreds of zhang long immortal beast unable to get up!
“Ya, yi...(Ow)!”
Chen Ming got a better feel of his current power, Facing an immortal beast is like playing around. This isn’t a bad feeling.
Chen Ming then leaped on an eight-legged flaming dog and smacked the crow of his skull with a kick.
“Woof... (Spare me, bro’)!”
The dog was gone, with a huge hole to remember him by in his place.
“Meow... (This deformed immortal beast is damn strong)!”
“Hu, ho... (We can’t win)!”
Chen Ming said, “Bla... (If you want to live, sit)!”
The winged white tiger said, “Meow... (I am the descendant of the majestic White Tiger, boundless in power. I will most certainly not sit)!”
A fire dragon was getting irate too, “Ho, hu... (Even if I die blown away from a kick, I still won’t sit)!”
Then came Chen Ming’s kick, shooting the winged tiger into the yonder. Fire dragon: ...
Chen Ming’s eyes veered on it, but it sat without hesitation. He even had his claws on the back of his head. Though the neck was too damn long for them to reach it.
How refreshing!
Chen Ming said, “Blah...(Follow me and you will have this)!”
Chen Ming opened his palm where a bodhi tree fruit laid quietly. The fire dragon’s eyes went bloodshot. That thing was just what he needed.
He went and jumped on Chen Ming’s shoulder, after turning arm-length in size and coiled around his arm, “Ho, hu... (Anything bro’ says is right)!”
“Ya yi (Just say the word bro’)!”
“Woof... (I’ll also follow bro’)!”
A pack of dumbasses...
Li Suyi and Ling Xian witnessed his display. The later said, “Master, you even now beast language?”
“Let alone beast language, I can even use dragon speech. Let’s go.”
Li Suyi said, “Master, can you teach us?”
“When we get back and after you wrap up the rest of the tide.”
He had no interest to do the rest, If I do that then what will my disciples do? What, hmm? Hmm?