You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 926 (Waiting for Ye Hua to Get Beaten)



This is just...

Too much like Ye Hua, simply an extreme narcissist.

"You won\'t understand me; I was just talking about myself. Don\'t get the wrong idea," Ye Hua reflexively wiped his head, suddenly realising... he seemed to be bald now, with no hair, completely bald.

Donghuang Baizhi felt underestimated. Being looked down upon was one thing, but she was Ye Hua\'s wife; she couldn\'t just let it go.

"Alright! Then, we\'ll have to demonstrate!" Donghuang Baizhi wasn\'t backing down; after all, she is the Empress. Her momentum was extraordinary.

Ye Hua felt uneasy. Was it really going to be a fight?

Wife beating husband; these two women were getting too arrogant.

"I don\'t compare myself with women," Ye Hua disdainfully said.

"Hehe, I think you\'re just a loser." Qing Ya sneered, and her body suddenly condensed a ribbon, emitting a blue light, looking very gentle.

Ye Hua\'s mouth twitched. This was the weapon he gave to Qing Ya, and the one for his wife had to be the most powerful.

The Annihilation of the Sun, Moon, and Stars!

A top-notch primordial divine artifact. Despite its appearance as a soft ribbon, being whipped by it could make your soul tremble. It even had a passive skill—soul incineration. Being whipped by it would definitely make you feel \'ecstatic\' from head to toe.

Ye Hua felt a bit heavy-hearted. Qing Ya\'s strength was not weak, although slightly inferior to his own. But the Annihilation of the Sun, Moon, and Stars was very effective against him. It was a soul-attacking weapon, although it couldn\'t cause him harm, being whipped by it would surely make him roll his eyes.

He had given it to Qing Ya initially for self-defence, never expecting that she would use it against him!

\'This shameless Qing Ya, I am your husband! How dare you use such a thing against me? Do you believe I\'ll whip you back tonight?\'

Seeing the skeleton appearing somewhat fearful, Qing Ya snorted, "Now you know fear. Kneel down and call me elder sister for a quick and easy end."

Ye Hua: "..."

\'Elder sister, yesterday you two were calling me... that... have you both forgotten?\'

"A small man has his ambitions." Ye Hua coldly snorted.

Donghuang Baizhi shouted, and a sword appeared in her delicate hand.

Ye Hua felt like covering his head.

These two women had taken a lot from him, especially in bed, such as this: Darling~ give it to me~ just a little bit~ you should give it to me~

These two women, when they acted cute, no one could resist.

As for this sword, it was called Asking Fate.

The name sounded romantic, but that was impossible for a primordial divine artifact. Even though the sword emitted a pink light, giving off a romantic feeling, it was still a fearsome weapon.But if you knew, the characteristic of this sword is the Asking Fate... commonly known as the Fate Sword Technique.

This damn thing can be deadly. The most significant feature of the Fate Sword Technique is fate...

It\'s like a sword thrusting at you; if it determines fate, no matter how you dodge, it\'s useless. It will pierce through anyway.

Donghuang Baizhi initially found it attractive, so she chose the Asking Fate sword. Ye Hua didn\'t care; after all, it wasn\'t meant to be used against him.

But now, they both brought them out, truly shameless!

\'Using the items of your husband against him—how can you do that? When I go back this time, I must punish you both properly.\'

\'I\'ll let you know that hitting your husband is not right!\'

Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi revealed their weapons, causing the villagers to cheer. These two beautiful women looked like experts; even this skeleton seemed frightened.

"Hehe, if you have the guts, let\'s compare fists," Ye Hua disdainfully said, trying to tease his wives.

But Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi weren\'t that foolish.

A set of armour suddenly condensed on their bodies, leaving Ye Hua in tears. These were things meant to save their lives, and today, he kicked the iron plate.

What about pretending to be weak?

On Qing Ya\'s delicate body, a set of water-blue armour appeared, matching the blue ribbon perfectly. She looked incredibly beautiful, indescribably so.

This set of armour was also one of Ye Hua\'s trump cards.

Named Scarlet Sky.

It could immunise against magical damage. With just this, it was effective against him. Even if he cast a spell, although it wouldn\'t achieve true immunity, the damage would undoubtedly be weakened.

Immunising against magical damage was just one aspect; it even had spell reflection damage.

You could say he was shooting himself in the foot.

\'This Qing Ya, this time, when I go back, I will make you unable to get out of bed for a week. You will do as I say; begging won\'t help, crying won\'t help.\'

Besides spell reflection damage, there was more!

Set attributes!

Yes!

Originally, there weren\'t any; they were added by Ye Hua.

Matched with the Annihilation of the Sun, Moon, and Stars, the triggered set effect was first to weaken the enemy\'s combat power!

This was an idea Ye Hua came up with to protect his beloved. But now...

Second, all skill effects doubled.

This was simply greatly weakening his combat power. This equipment of yours is for big spenders; you can\'t even afford it.

Third, the set skill, Unrestrained...

This skill left Ye Hua helpless; it was a passive skill. From the name alone, you could tell it made you unrestrained, enhancing your own strength for half an hour. It was terrifying.

\'Anyway, Qing Ya\'s set of equipment can absolutely completely counteract me. I must have been blind to give Qing Ya such a set of equipment in the first place.\'

However, Donghuang Baizhi\'s armour is even more impressive. Radiating a golden-white glow all over her body, it looks very sacred and inviolable.

\'I\'ve decided, tonight I\'m going to thoroughly violate you both, from head to toe.\'

This set of armour is called Compassionate Navigation through the Dark Immortal!

It has an extremely insane passive skill.

Healing!

And it\'s automatic healing!

As long as you\'re in battle, even if you\'re injured, it slowly restores you, and it\'s even area-of-effect healing. It\'s simply insane to the extreme!

Of course, healing is just one of its features.

There\'s another even more incredible feature: adding buffs.

Yes, this BUFF is also area-of-effect. Ye Hua used to think Donghuang Baizhi liked leading troops into battle, so he deliberately gave her this good thing. However, he never expected it to be used against him first.

What happens after adding buffs?

Compassionate Navigation through the Dark Immortal! Although "Dark" and "Immortal" seem contradictory, when combined in this set of armour, its protective capabilities become insanely high. The same goes for spell defence. Although it doesn\'t have Qing Ya\'s immunity, this well-rounded type is quite robust, making people marvel.

And both the Asking Fate and Compassionate Navigation through the Dark Immortal also have set effects.

The probability of triggering the Fate Sword Technique is greatly increased, the chance of triggering the top-tier BUFF is increased, and the chance of triggering recovery is increased.

Don\'t underestimate it, even with just these three, if you\'re lucky, you become practically invincible.

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