Sweet Doting Husband: Sorry, my Wife is a little Crazy

"You fucking bastard, where the hell have you been? do you know how much trouble you have caused in the organization? do you have how much loss you have caused me you idiotic moron" Sia yelled

"Woah, Woah...calm down little red. Before you blow up can\'t you greet your handsome brother with a smile?"

"Greet your ass" looking at his posture and position, Sia frowned and asked "And what the hell are you doing up there? Aren\'t you getting down?"

"No, I\'m not going to come down. After learning that you were very angry with me, I had thought for a long time before I came up with this idea. If not because this stinky bastard had a tall long pole in his backyard without any obstacle around, I wouldn\'t have let myself come to a wolf\'s den and wait for the tiger to come and slaughter me" Yun Xia exclaimed

Realizing finally dawned over John and he could not help but exclaim "No wonder you did not react when I called Little Red. Seems like you already had a plan" he said while rubbing his chin as he looked at Yun Xia with a thoughtful gaze

"I\'m warning you one last time....are you coming down or not?" Sia asked in a low voice

"No, I\'m not. I\'m not as stupid enough to deliver myself to be killed" after a pause, Yun Xia suddenly turned gentle and advised Sia like an elder "Little red, life is all about making mistakes seek forgiveness. It\'s normal for any human being to make a mistake and as the sons and daughters of the lord, you should know how to forgive them magnanimously. Those who have committed sin will naturally face their karma and be as the follower of the lord just have to make sure to be kind and live an honest and good life" Yun Xia explained with a kind smile

hearing her idiotic brother\'s kind explanation, Sia felt her lips twitch. After a long silence, Sia finally asked "...Are you done with your philosophy? If you are then can you come down?"

"No!" Yun Xia said stubbornly. With an aggrieved face, he looked at Sia and asked "Sister Sia, can\'t you forgive me this once? just one last time?"

"Forgive your ass. That bitch wie wie was very stubborn. She did not agree to manage the organization until I gave up my favorite gun to her. Do you how precious that gun was for me? I haven\'t even used it more than once and it was already snatched by the greedy ass. Do you know how painful it feels when your baby is snatched by someone else? All because of your fucking hobby I had to lose my baby"

Hearing Sia refer the gun as her baby, Yun Xia felt his lips twitch but he still smiled sheepishly and asked "Uhm...sister Sia, can\'t you let this brother off only once?"

"No..."

"Buhoo....little red, is the gun more important that this handsome brother?" Yun Xia asked with a crying face

rolling her eyes at his childishness, Sia sneered "Even ten Yun Xia can\'t match with my precious baby"

"....Fine, since you don\'t want to forgive me then I won\'t come down...hmph"

Rubbing the space between her eyebrows, Sia called out "Come down obediently"

"No," Yun Xia said stubbornly while puffing his cheeks

"Fine, so what if you don\'t come down. Do you think I can\'t climb up?" Sia yelled furiously

Hearing that Yun Xia suddenly laughed out loud "haha, little red, don\'t try to fool me. Who among us doesn\'t know how much you hate to climb a pole"

Surprised, John turned to Sia and asked "You don\'t know how to climb a pole? But arent you goof in climbing the ropes?"

"haha, stinky bastard. You don\'t know, Sister Sia might be very good at climbing the ropes but she hates climbing pole because she had once fallen down while climbing the pole and it was extremely embarrassing for her. So from then on, she had always avoided climbing the pole saying that she was a girl and it was very embarrassing for a girl to climb the pole"

"Oh...that\'s what it is. Then, from now one if I want to escape from little red\'s wrath, I will just climb a pole. Thanks for the advice brother" John said with a salute

Embarrassed, Sia glared at Yun Xia and said "Are you done? Since you won\'t come down then I\'ll force you to come down"

with that said she started looking around for something.

Looking around, John turned to Sia and asked "What are you looking for?"

"Stones. Weren\'t there many stones in the garden?"

"Uhh..."

Finding none around, Sia frowned and turned to John "Where are the stones? Why can\'t I find any stones around?"

"Uhh...that...I asked the gardener to clear them off and throw them far away. Say, doesn\'t it look good now that there are no pebbles or stones around?" John asked with a forced smile

Black lines appeared on her forehead when she heard John but she still tried to remain calm and continued to ask "...What about the gun? Don\'t you have a gun?"

"Uh...that..." John hesitated when Sia asked about the gun

Squinting her eyes at John, Sia asked "Don\'t tell me you don\'t have one"

Shaking his head hurriedly, John exclaimed "No-no-no, that\'s not it...It\'s just that the I don\'t have any...B-bullets"

Another black line added into her forehead but Sia still forced herself to remain calm and asked "What about the golf club? it doesn\'t matter if there isn\'t a golf ball"

"Uhh...that, mom thought I was too addicted so she seized my golf set this morning"

"What about the sword that was left in the living room?"

"Ah! that, I thought it was too old so I gifted it to grandfather this morning"

"What about a dagger?"

"I don\'t carry one"

"A kitchen knife?"

"Uhh...that Auntie Ru was afraid that I would finish all the cookies so she had locked the kitchen before she left"

A deep silence followed soon after and the next moment, Sia could no longer hold her calm and her temper exploded with a loud roar

"What the hell, are you guys playing with me?"

"No-no-no little red, I wouldn\'t dare to play with fire" John shook his head hurriedly

"Bastard, you fucking asshole, do you think I will believe you? Say, what did this guy bribe with?"

"No-nothing. Sister Sia, don\'t you know how loyal I\'m to you?"

"Go to hell" Sia yelled and kicked his legs but not with too much strength

Yun Xia who was still hugging the end of the pole looked at the red face Sia and laughed "haha, little red just give up....you won\'t be able to do anything to me"

"You fucking bastard....Asshole, come down and I will make sure to tear you apart into pieces" Sia yelled

"Woah Woah Woah...calm down little red. Why are you raging so much over such a small matter?"

"Small matter your ass" Sia cursed

Squinting his eyes at Sia, Yun Xia suddenly asked "Little red, are you on your periods?"

Stupified, Sia suddenly roared"Who is on periods? you are on your periods! Your father is on periods! your grandfather is on periods!" Sia rebuked

Rubbing his chin, Yun Xia squinted his eyes at Sia and exclaimed "That\'s not right. even if she was on her periods she wouldn\'t be so red" turning to John, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you know why is she behaving like this?"

Shrugging his shoulder, John replied indifferently "Couple fight"

"Couple you #@#*&*^^" Sia cursed in a low voice

"What?" Yun Xia\'s eyes brightened and a wide grin was plastered on his face. His gossipy heart was once again awakened. Letting his hands loose, he slid down from the pole and one go and looked at John curiously and asked "Tell me tell me....what happened?"