Cheat Awakening

"Huh? Where is June?? Did she leave already???" Myne asked himself and looked a but after not seeing June's clothes in the bedroom his suspicion turned to conviction.

"Ah, at least she would have said goodbye, what was the need to go so secretly, it's not that I don't let her go," Myne said while getting up from the bed.

But wh he was searching for his pants, he saw a letter on the stool beside the bed. After seeing the letter Myne hurriedly grabs it while ignoring that he is still naked, and starts reading it.

"Myne, if you're reading this, th I'm sorry for leaving in such a hurry without saying goodbye. Trust me, at first, I wanted to tell you before leaving, but th I saw you sleeping so peacefully that I couldn't muster up the courage to wake you up from your sweet sleep, so I didn't wake you up and left this letter.

And why did I leave so early in the morning, it's because of you, if you remember th last night you said that I have a talt for cooking and I should try to become a cook, so after thinking for a while I felt that maybe you're right and I should at least try, there is nothing to lose. So I left early to do some preparations before my boss came to work.

By the way, last night was amazing, I've never thought that sex would be so good, no wonder those girls always talk about it, and thank you for the pleasure that you give me, I never joyed this much in my whole life, so if you don't mind th we can do this again anytime wh you're free, remember my doors are always op for you.

Your dear frid whom you f*ck last night like a beast, June ..."

Did I f*ck June this much that now she ev start writing such perverted lines? Myne thought while reading the last line with a helpless smile.

"But still, I hope she passes the test and become a cook, this way she doesn't have to deal with those alcoholic prevts every day," Myne said while putting the letter back in its place and after picking up his clothes from the g he walked toward the bathroom.

After taking a quick bath Myne wears his clothes, and leather armor and ters the kitch to eat something before going to work. But just as he tered the kitch he was again shocked, because on the dining table there was ready-made breakfast already waiting for him, ev though it was already cool-down but that's not important.

Did June make breakfast for me before leaving? Sigh, she is really nice girl, whoever marries her will surely win a jackpot, Myne thought but in order to not waste June's hard work, he eats up all cold breakfast.

Myne after eating breakfast took out some orc meat ough to fill up three adult man's stomachs and put it in a big bowl.

This should be ough to satisfy those guys' little tummies. Only god knows wh those three go back to their house, and what kind of owner that pig town lord is? His dogs are missing for two days and no op coming to search them?

Don't tell me those guys didn't ev find out that their dogs are missing, Myne thought while walking out of his house, and after looking a, he show Mightyan trios in his barr courtyard basking in the sun, without caring about worldly tsion.

Just as Myne stared at Mightyana's trio with a complicated expression while thinking what should he do with them, Little Doggy who smalled meat odor looked toward Myne's direction and hurriedly runs to him while wagging his tail.

Seeing existed Little Doggy, Myne kneel down a little bit with a smile and start rubbing his soft head, "Okay, who is a good boy? Who wants to eat delicious meat??"

After playing a little bit with Little Doggy, Myne put down the meat bowl, from which little doggy immediately start eating like there is no more tomorrow, but his parts were surprisedly quite disciplined, till Myne stood beside the bowl they didn't start eating just come to him and stood there while barking once in while on little doggy.

Ahh, sigh, just because of there this quality, I can't decide what to do with them, Myne thought while walking toward the advture guild.

...

The advture guild was still the same as ever filled with cowards who were rushing to get the best mission before someone else took them, or some poor people who want to post their problem.

Myne after tering the guild, ignore everything else that has nothing to do with him and directly come to Aisha's desk and inserts his advturer Id card in the slot to summon Aisha.

While waiting for Aisha, Myne starts observing his suring. Most of the people who ter the guild don't spd much time in the guild, just take their mission and immediately left the guild with their teammates as if their life is on the line, but a handful of op-minded people still sit down and eat something while making a plan of their next mission, before going out.

While observing his surings lazily Myne suddly saw a familiar figure in the middle of the crowd. It was Nora, the diehard fan of Lyle.

The last time wh Myne meet her she was a happy girl who talk to everyone with a big smile plastered on her face filled with the unlimited ergy of youth, but differt from last time, although today she is also wearing the same maid uniform provided by the guild, but today she doesn't have any smile on her face, she also doesn't put any kinds of makeup on her face, under her eyes there are dark circles clearly visible to everyone like she didn't sleep for many days, she is walking like a soulless person, any kind of question someone asked to her she only reply in one word-Okay!

Overall she looks quite miserable.

Her currt condition is quite similar to Miss Bonilla, but on the way, I didn't hear that someone was raped last night, Myne thought. As for who is Miss Bonilla? Well, she is one of the most unlucky residts of Lucus Town. She was a beautiful lady in her mid thirty's.

She has everything that a normal person can wish for, two mid-level powerful skills, a rich, caring, and handsome husband, two beautiful childr, etc. But as we all know wh someone got everything without much struggle he/she forgets its worth, and this was also what happed with her.

Ev though Bonilla has everything but deep down she wanted to go on an advture and spread her name like her husband, for this she asked her husband many times to take her with him on the advture but he always declines her without any hesitation while saying that it is too dangerous for her.

But one day Bonilla's inner advturer finally can't hold back and she runs away from her house with some basic things deep into the forest for a solo advture.

At the start, everything goes perfectly nice, she killed some animals and eats wild fruit, which increases her already sky-high ego and self-confidce ough that if ev a dragon comes in front of her that time she didn't mind fighting with it.

But her happy momt doesn't last long, because as she wt deep into the forest like a headless chick without any clue, she accidtally ters the gobline's territory, and as everyone knows how much gobline's like Hume females. Soon a gobline finds out about her and informs his chieftain.

After hearing that there is an idiot Hume female wandering into his territory alone, the chieftain becomes so happy that he directly kisses that poor little gobline and after throwing him away he gathers all his gang members and soon found Bonilla.

At first, Bonilla didn't afraid of goblins and fights bravely against them, so bravely that she ev forgets to look at her surings and because of her this mistake she was soon overwhelmed by a huge number of goblins and successfully caught by them.

Th night time wh Bonilla's husband returns home and found that his wife is missing, he immediately gathers his all teammates, and after following his wife's footsteps and other clues left by her unknowingly, he found gobline camp and after killing all gobline at the price of two of his old buddies life, he found his wife deep in gobline camp naked, showered in gobline's dirty sem, with lifeless eyes, clearly goblines use her body quite well.

Later Bonilla's husband brings her back home without saying anything and got her treated, but because of an eye-oping advture Bonilla lost her mind, and after many days of making herself fun of in front of town's people with her abnormal insane behavior, she finally gives up and committed suicide by jumping into the well.

Sometime later Bonilla's family moves out of town and her advture story becomes a legd.

...

It seems like after hearing about Lyle's deeds she got a big shock, anyway this has nothing to do with me, but no matter what says Bonilla was a really big deal, with just one advture she fulfilled her wish and spread her name so loud that she directly become a legd, Myne thought with a little chill in his heart.

Wh first time he heard about the legd of Bonilla he nearly got a heart attack because at that time he was also hunting in the forest and once in a while he also go deep into the forest, but maybe his luck was quite good that never meet any kind of dangerous monsters, but wh he heard that there is also such a way to become famous, for a second he also thought of using this trick but after thinking that process of becoming famous with this kind of method is not easy, he gives up without any second thought, he might as well live like a nooby rather than being famous with such method.

While Myne thinking about old memories, suddly he felt like someone is touching his shoulder and wh he turn back, he saw Aisha standing behind him with a forced smile.

"What happed?" Seeing Aisha's worried face which she was trying to hide behind her smile, Myne asked.

"Sigh...Nothing, you'll know in a while, follow me, the guild leaders want to meet you," Aisha said, and without giving Myne time to think she start walking toward the stairs.

Huh? What going on, wasn't everything going perfectly fine till last night, th what happed to her? Don't tell me I got myself jinxed after thinking about Bonilla, Myne thought with a frown.

Soon while following Aisha, Myne comes to the guild leader's office. Th Aisah knocked two times on the door, and a second later a voice come from the office.

"Come in."

Hearing the voice, Aisha op the door and while giving Myne a signal to follow her, she ters the office.

Ev though the guild leader's office looks small from the outside but from the inside it is quite big. In the middle of the office, there is a big expansive desk on which a lot of documts were lying in an orderly manner.

At the front of the desk, the guild leader sitting on a comfortable custom-made chair while reading something that Myne was very lazy to read because the writing on it was very bad. On the opposite of the guild leader, there were two normal empty chairs for guests. On the left side of the office, there were two brown color sofas facing each other, and middle of them is a small table.

On the first sofa, there are two people sitting on it, first one is Myne's love rival, Lyle, who was now completely healed clearly he burn quite a lot of money in order to recover, f*cking gold pig, and beside Lyle sitting was fatty with a big belly and small eyes weight a 50+ kg. He is looking at Myne with deep-hearted filled eyes like he rob all his all wealth and run away with her lover.

On the other sofa, there were also sitting two familiar figures one is, of course, his cute Aisha, and another is flat chest Mia, who was eating some blue color berries which Myne never saw before.

"So Myne, how are your injuries?"

While Myne observes the guild leader's office like a country bumpkin, The Guild Leader Bazzam, put down a documt in hand and asked Myne concernedly like a fridly grandpa next door.

"I am fine now thank you for Aisha's super helpful healing skill, and thank you for your concern," Myne said with a smile.

"Don't say such a thing, it's my job to take care of all guild members. As for why I called you here because of two reasons, the first one is to give you compsation for what Lyle did with you, and the second is because someone wanted to see you. Meet my close frid and biggest supporter of our advture guild Mr. Boggy Milestone.

By the way, he is also Lyle's father," Till Bazzam finishes his stce his voice becomes so low that Myne only saw his lips moving without any sound. But Myne doesn't need to hear what Bazzam said because after hearing Bazzam's close frid's name, Myne knows that his advture job is in trouble.

[ Name: Boggy Milestone

LV: 5

Race: Hume

Gder: Male

Age: 4 years

Occupation: Minor Noble, Medium Level Marcht, Pink Flower Brothel's Owner.

Title: Virginity Stealer, Motherfucker.

[Skill]

Magic・Wind ( Basic Form: Wind Shield )

Eater

Merchant ]

[ Virginity Stealer ( Negative Title ) ]

After taking the virginity of more than a hundred girls forcefully, Th Host gets this title.

Title effect: . Increase stamina by 30%.

. Chance of making pregnant Host sex partners reduced by 98%. ( Permant )

3. Can only have sex once a day. ( Permant )

[ Motherfucker ( Negative Title ) ]

Breaking the taboo relationship betwe a mother and son, while forcefully having sex with Host's own mother every night for more than 7 days, th Host gets this title.

Title effect: . Increase sex drive by times every time the Host saw a female.

. Decrease charm by 3 times.

3. Favorability of all female creatures who have a child will immediately turn unfridly just after seeing Host.

[ Magic・Wind ( Basic Form: Wind Shield )]

Create an invisible wind barrier a the host which can absorb both magic and physical damage as long as the Host provides ough magic ergy, but while using this skill Host can't use other attack-type skills.

Cooldown time: Minutes After Stopping skill.

[ Eater ( Passive )]

The Host would have a 3-time appetite compared to normal Hume and the Host's digestive system also become powerful ough that it can digest any kind of food without any problem.

Special Note: Poisonous items can't be digested just with this skill, so unless the host wanted to commit suicide recommded not to eat them.

[ Merchant ( Passive )]

Wh the Host makes any kind of deal with anyone th the success rate of that deal increase by 5%.

Special Note: Other factors like Host charm, appearance, body language, behavior, status, etc, are included.

Good guy, one more pervert, and what the earth is wrong with Appraisal skill why it's special note started becoming more harassing as time goes on? But this fatty skills are quite good, Myne thought but he soon closes the Appraisal skill and again forces on Bazzam who is staring at him without blinking.

"Okay? Hello, Mr. Boggy," Myne said while trying to look confused like he has no idea who the hell Mr. Boggy is, because from other people's point of view he never meets Lyle before yesterday eving and doesn't know anything about him other than his name which he mtions himself, so knowing about his father is defiantly not possible.

Seeing Myne's reaction Guild leader Bazzam only shakes his head helplessly while looking toward his frid, and Mr. Gold Piggy Aka Mr. Boggy after seeing Bazzam's helpless expression gives Lyle an angry glance but didn't say anything to him.

Seeing his frid silce, Bazzam nodded and continued, "So Myne after hearing what Lyle did with you Mr. Boggy decide to compsate with Gold Coins as an apology for his son's mistake."

After Bazzam said that whole office become pin drop silt because of how ridiculous his stce was. Ev naughty Mia who was just joying the show with snacks stopped eating while looking at his grandpa in disbelief. For a second she ev thought that the person sitting in front of her isn't her grandpa at all.

"Huh? Guild Leader are you kidding with me? If so, th your joke isn't funny at all," Myne said with a frown, he can tolerate any kind of nonsse but if someone mass with his money th that is not acceptable.

But before Bazzam could say anything Boggy sitting with Lyle spoke angrily while showing Myne his fist, "What! Not happy, do you peasant really think your life is worth more than gold coins?

Kiddo, you are still too young, if not for the fact that my son is a little stupid and wastes too much time talking bullshit before completing his job, th you probably are not ev standing here while asking for more compsation. So take them and f*ckoff."

Like father, like son, both of them don't know their place, Myne thought while staring at Bazzam waiting for his reply while completely ignoring a certain fatty.

Seeing that Myne isn't taking him seriously Boggy becomes so angry that his chubby but ugly" face becomes red as a tomato.

Good...Very good, You little f*cker dare to ignore me, Bazzam, since he thinks that his compsation is too little th forget about it, also take back his advture licse and block him from tering into the guild, let's see how will he survive without our help."

Sigh...I knew this would happ, now it would become more difficult to seduce Aisha, Myne thought helplessly, as for the advture guild licse Myne doesn't care about it, he is just banned from Lucus Town advture guild, if he wants th he just go to the capital city and join advture guild there, this kind of puny thing can't disturb him.

"Huh? Don't you think this is too much?? Bazzam asked Boggy, but after seeing his frid not going to change his decision, Bazzam sighed a little bit and took out Myne's registration page and after writing something on it, he sealed it and put back it in his drawer.

Th looked at Myne with a complicated expression and said, "Myne gives me your advturer Id card, from now on you are banned from my guild."

Bam! Just as Bazzam said that sound of glass breaking comes from Boggy direction, and wh Myne looked in the sound direction he saw Aisha looking toward Bazzam angrily while in her hand pieces of glass can be se,, as well as in front of her legs, clearly she is quite angry.

Yes! My dear Aisha is angry, it means she really cares about me, so sweet. After planning so long and getting beat by two cannon fodders, finally, my hard work is paying off, Myne thought excitedly.

But opposed to exciting Myne, Bazzam wasn't happy at all, because Aisha is the second most powerful person in his guild after him, and making her angry means a lot of trouble for him but still instead of calming down Aisha, Bazzam decides to deal with outsider Myne first before dealing with his guild inner problem.

"So Myne please give me your advturer Id card and after that, you can go," Bazzam said with a poker face, his fridly smile has disappeared long since ago without a trace.

What a loss, I ev complete a mission for such a cheap guy, Myne thought.

Th Myne take out his advture Id card and put it on the guild leader's desk, and after thinking for a while he looked into his eyes and

said with a deadly serious face, "I hope after this we never meet again." After saying that Myne said goodbye to Aisha with a smile and left Bazzam's office without any hesitation.

As for Bazzam, he didn't take Myne's word on heart, in his eyes, Myne is nothing but a greedy fool who doesn't know what is good for him since he can't ev respect the elderly and wanted to play cool in front of him, th he doesn't mind writing some more words in his resume before sding it to the main branch.

...

"What is the meaning of this Guild Leader?" Aisha shouted loudly while flipping the small table in front of her on Lyle and his fatty father.

"Ahhhh... Crazy bitch, what the hell are you doing, don't you know who am I?" Fatty Boggy said angrily without giving Bazzam ev a chance to speak while bringing Aisha's already sky-high fury to another level.

After hearing insulting words from a no-name fatty who is trying to show his superiority just because he has a little bit of money, black lines appear all over Aisha's beautiful face, th she looked at the fatty who was still laying on the sofa while trying to standing up, th she slowing come in front of him and after grabbing his shirt collar, she lifts up the 50 kg fatty forcefully from the sofa and brings close to her.

Th she looked at Bazzam who is shaking his head toward her nervously, but Aisha have no mood to care about nervous Bazzam, she just give Bazzam an evil smile and slap hard on Boggy's left chubby cheek while realizing grip from Boggy collar. After losing Aisha's support and getting a powerful slap on the cheek, Boggy directly falls to the g and lost his consciousness.

"Now he won't disturb us," Aisha said, and just as she wanted to talk to Bazzam her eyes fall on dumbfounded Lyle, who still did not understand what was going on here. His super-powerful father who was always invincible in his eyes now laying on the g like trash.

But Aisha didn't care about Lyle and spoke with a frown, "As for you since your father is sleeping th why are you still awake? Are you going to out yourself or I help you??"

Hearing Aisha's voice, Lyle suddly remember the nightmare-like torture session that Aisha did with him and after thinking for a second Lyle stood up from his sofa and without saying anything in front of people with confused expressions and one person's deadly gaze, he directly jumps out from Bazzam's office window.

Anyway from Lyle's point of view compared to Aisha's torture, jumping from this level of height is nothing.

"Hum! Seem like after getting beat by me he becomes quite smart," Aisha said while looking at Bazzam. "So guild leader, now can explain to me why you do that? Don't you say that in order to make this piggy happy you just reduce Myne's compsation, th what is the meaning of this??

Not only did you go back on your words and kicked out Myne from the guild but you ev block his try into the guild."

"Look, Aisha, this is not what are you thinking, you also saw how disrespectful Myne was toward me and Boggy, and he ev refuse to take compsation while making Boggy angry, so what can I do in that kind of situation apart from obeying Boggy order and kicking out Myne from the guild?

You know very well that Boggy is the most important supporter of our guild and without his money, we can't run this guild. So in order to save overall guild befit I have tak some unacceptable decision ev if they are against my will, this is how the world work, my dear, everything is for the greater good," Bazzam said in a grandpa-like manner.

"Th if one day this fatty asks you to hand over Mia to him for some days, th will you happily hand her over to him in order to save guild befit, and for your greater good, right?" Aisha asked while trying to calm down her anger.

I..."

"Enough, these are nothing but your empty talk, you can probably convince your ass-licking followers with this kind of bullshit, but I've se ough of the world to know how these things work," Aisha said angrily and after giving Bazzam a fiance glance she left his office while slamming the door with her full strgth but thanks to Bazzam future vision who have long since ago predict these kind things so he spds quite a lot of money while making his office door and because of it ev though Aisha use her full strgth but other than making a loud noise the office door didn't take any kind of additional damage.

"Mia!"

"Yes, Grandpa?"

"Go and get a healer, we've got to fix Boggy quickly, I hope he's not too angry wh he wakes up, also get Lyle back too, he's probably hiding behind a bush," Bazzam said with Sigh while looking out from the window. today is probably not a good day for him. "And please bring me some wine, I need to cool down my mind."

"Okay, Grandpa," Mia said and hurriedly runs out from Bazzam's office.