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Chapter 1184: I’m going to transcend my tribulation! I’m going to die!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Song Shuhang was slightly embarrassed. He had hardly ever been fed like this ever since he was a child.

For this to be happening in such a public space on top that...

Additionally... if it really came to feeding another person, shouldn’t it have been him feeding Sixteen instead? Wouldn’t that have been a more normal scene?

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Do you not want to eat?” After saying that, she suddenly forced the spoon into her mouth.

Song Shuhang: “...”

Sixteen~ even if you want to feed me, give me some time to adjust first!

Shuhang raised his head to look at Su Clan’s Sixteen. After he did so, he noticed that there was a light red blush on her face, which looked especially pretty. Due to how close they were to one another, he could smell the scent from her body, as well as the scent of the ‘Crystal Clear Soup’, both assaulting his nose at the same time.

What a nice smell.

Song Shuhang said, “Of course I want to eat.”

For a moment there, he thought of saying: ‘Actually, only my waist is getting crushed. My hands are still free, so I can eat myself”.

But after seeing the redness on Su Clan’s Sixteen’s face, Shuhang’s heartbeat accelerated, and he swallowed those words just as they reached his throat.

Little Sixteen’s eyes narrowed. She carefully scooped up another spoonful of soup and blew on it to cool it down.

“Here~” She brought the spoon towards Song Shuhang’s mouth.

It was her first time doing such a thing. She brought the spoon directly to Song Shuhang’s lips, and it even appeared like it was being forced into his mouth.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth to drink the soup.

In the next moment, the flavor of the delicious soup made from the ‘Eighth Stage Sage whale’ exploded in his mouth.

It was indescribably delicious, and brought with it an indescribable joy.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s superb cooking skills were truly able to bring into full display the deliciousness of the Eighth Stage Sage whale ingredient.

Sixteen softly asked, “Is it delicious?”

Song Shuhang nodded vigorously.

In all honesty... if he were Senior White, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had used this kind of Eighth Stage Sage-level ingredient to make such a great meal to seduce him into becoming her companion, odds were that he would have succumbed to the divine food.

Only art and food could truly transcend all borders!

Of course, this was with the premise that he was Senior White. If he were still himself, he would definitely not succumb to the temptation of food.

Different people made different choices.

Su Clan’s Sixteen smiled slightly as she sat next to Song Shuhang and continued to feed him.

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At the side, the Great Northern Emperor silently turned his head away and stuffed himself with the soup—what else could he do? Ever since the ancient era up until now, he had always been single; he was also quite desperate.

As for Shi, she scooped up a spoonful of the clear soup, brought it towards Little Cai, and with a serious look, she said, “Open your mouth, Ah~”

Little Cai was dumbfounded.

Then, Shi quickly brought the spoon to her own mouth, and with a face of great satisfaction, she said, “So delicious.”

Little Cai: “...”

Shi, you aren’t acting according to the script.

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At this moment, something came to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s mind, and she said, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, what about Lady Onion? Is she not going to come out? I prepared a bowl that doesn’t have any green onion for her.”

Song Shuhang raised his head, and said, “She went into hiding and refuses to come out. Did you really not add any green onion?”

“Mm-hm, I didn’t add any. Does she want to eat it?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said—this time, as she had a lot of ingredients, she also prepared a lot of servings. Even White’s monster pet, Qing Wu, got her small share of the Crystal Clear Soup.

“Immortal Fairy, you can just give it to me. I’ll transfer it over to her,” Song Shuhang replied.

“Does she not want to come out to eat? It’s much more lively if everyone is eating together.” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s eyes flickered.

Song Shuhang shook his head, and said, “I’m afraid that she isn’t going to be coming out anytime soon.”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “Alright then, you can give it to her. It truly is quite a pity, though.” After saying that, she placed an extra bowl of soup beside Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang extended his hand toward the clear soup. After that, he sent it to the Inner World and gave it to the feeble Lady Onion, who was completely out of true qi.

Lady Onion was currently lying down on the edge of the crimson jade as she recovered her strength.

At this moment, a bowl of fragrant soup appeared in front of her.

Lady Onion: “???”

“Immortal Fairy Bie Xue deliberately prepared this Crystal Clear Soup for you without adding green onion, so you can rest assured.” Song Shuhang’s voice sounded in Lady Onion’s ear.

When Lady Onion heard Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s name, her heart became vigilant, and she said, “She’s actually this kind?”

In addition... hearing the statement ‘without adding green onion’ caused her to feel sad. If she didn’t add green onion to this one, didn’t that mean that she added it to everyone else’s soup?

Song Shuhang said, “If you don’t want it, you can just keep it there for me. I have quite a good appetite today.”

Lady Onion embraced the bowl with both of her hands. “It’s mine, mine!”

She held up the bowl and gave it a sip.

Together with the delicious flavor that exploded in her mouth, there was an incomparable energy that poured into her body.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s delicacies were truly comparable to spiritual pills. They could actually increase one’s strength.

Lady Onion was already at the peak of the Second Stage. After this bowl of clear soup, she sensed that the true qi within her body was getting quite restless.

It seemed like she was entering the ‘tribulation transcending’ mode.

Lady Onion’s eyes suddenly became wet.

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In the dining room.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “Oh right, there’s still this other share. It was originally prepared for White, but since he isn’t coming out right now, I’ll just make another bowl for him when he comes out, so I’ll just be giving this to you.” After that, she gave Song Shuhang another bowl of soup.

As she was talking, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue raised an eyebrow at Song Shuhang. You brat, only your waist is being crushed. Your hands are free, so why are you letting this girl feed you?!

Song Shuhang took the soup, and said, “Thank you, Fairy Bie Xue. Can I store away this one as well?”

As he said that, light of virtue emerged from behind him and turned into the virtuous lamia. When she showed up, she lay on the ground just like Song Shuhang.

Afterward, she naturally took the additional bowl, skillfully scooped up a spoonful, and tasted it with her small mouth. When she drank it, her eyes lit up and her long tail went flapping on the ground. It seemed that the virtuous lamia greatly enjoyed it.

“F*ck... I’m drenched. Can you at least take me out of your body before you drink soup? I’m going to rust!” Scarlet Heaven Sword’s voice could be heard coming from the virtual lamia’s belly.

Scarlet Heaven Sword was really unfortunate as it was now soaked in ‘Crystal Clear Soup’. Moreover, it was a sword and couldn’t drink the soup.

At the side, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s eyes widened.

This was the first time she had ever seen light of virtue eating food.

Song Shuhang also turned his head and looked at the virtuous lamia. He had long since known that the virtuous lamia could eat food. However, before this, she only ate ‘energy’—for example, when he used something like the ‘Lotus Blossoming Tongue’ to create lotuses, or the ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’.

This was his first time seeing her eat something that wasn’t solely made of ‘energy’.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “She can eat food?”

Song Shuhang replied, “In the past, she would only eat things made of ‘energy’. It’s her first time eating something like this.”

At this time, the Great Northern Emperor turned his head, and said, “You don’t have to be so surprised. Fairy ＠#%× can indeed eat things composed of ‘energy’ in her current state. Also, don’t forget about that Eighth Stage whale from before. Although his body and light of virtue had fused together, his body still had physical properties. In a sense, it was close to being a body of ‘energy’. As such, it isn’t surprising that Fairy ＠#%× can dine on this food.”

Song Shuhang mused, “After eating this, is she going to evolve again...?”

The Great Northern Emperor smiled slightly, and said to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, “Fellow Daoist Bie Xue, please prepare an additional ‘Eighth Stage Sage whale feast’ for Fairy ＠#%× later. After this meal is over, I’ll give you another part of the whale’s body. I’ll be sure to repay you.”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue shook her head, and said, “Thank you, Senior Beifang. However, you don’t have to give me anything other than the ingredients. To have the opportunity to cook an Eighth Stage Profound Sage whale is already enough for me.”

“Treasures can be given to the right people to make the most of them. The Eighth Stage whale flesh can only be made most of in your hands. At most, you can consider it as me repaying you. In the future, if I can find delicious and rare ingredients again, I will definitely look for you to cook them for me. At that time, I hope Fairy won’t reject.” The Great Northern Emperor smiled slightly. His smile was as refreshing as a spring breeze.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue embarrassedly said, “Then I shall humbly accept it.”

The attraction of the body of an Eighth Stage Profound Sage whale was simply too much for her.

Additionally... Senior Beifang smiled so warmly that she was embarrassed to even make eye contact with the other party.

Song Shuhang said, “Speaking of which, the light of virtue in my golden finger hasn’t been absorbed by Fairy ＠#％*.”

He’d originally thought that after his left arm returned, the light of virtue contained within it would merge with the virtuous lamia. However, the virtuous lamia did not seem to be interested in the power of virtue in his golden finger.

The Great Northern Emperor sighed, and said, “It’s ＠#%×. Little friend Song, have you still not remembered her name yet?”

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly. “The pronunciation of the last word is too difficult, my tongue is currently unable to handle it.”

The Great Northern Emperor said, “Your study of the language of the ancient era is lacking. The language of the ancient era is very important, you have to learn it when you have time. This is my piece of advice to you.”

Song Shuhang replied, “I’m studying hard.”

As they were talking, after drinking the large bowl of soup, the virtuous lamia began to transform.

The light of virtue around her body brightened up. It was clear that the power of virtue was increasing.

Song Shuhang willed, and his right hand secretly condensed ‘saber intent’.

During the process of the virtuous lamia’s evolution, her snake tail would recede each time afterward. If it were to recede again this time, it would already be below her lower abdomen.

If he didn’t do something in time, the Great Northern Emperor, who was at the side, might become enraged.

As such, if the virtuous lamia’s snake tail were to indeed recede, he’d immediately attach the saber intent armor to her, giving her a layer of armor on her body.

The virtuous lamia tilted her head, and the tip of her tail changed—there was now a mini ‘divine whale’ there that started swelling.

Very quickly, this virtuous divine whale swelled up to a length of more than five meters and a height of more than three meters.

With a big smile, the virtuous lamia rolled her tail up and crawled onto the whale...

From today onwards, she was to be known as the whale-riding lamia.

“Shuhang! Shuhang! I’m going to transcend the tribulation! I’m going to die! I’m definitely going to die!” At this time, Song Shuhang received Lady Onion’s cry for help.

Little Cai also cried out, “Teacher, I suddenly feel really restless. It’s possible that I’m transcending my heavenly tribulation soon.”

Song Shuhang: “...”