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Chapter 1065: Senior White, should I serve the food now?

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Song Shuhang wanted to see if the stallion spirit that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue captured was the same stallion spirit he guessed it was.

As for saving the stallion spirit? Haha...

“I have a senior who is known as Thrice Reckless,” Song Shuhang said calmly.

The stallion spirit looked at Song Shuhang with a confused face.

“Senior Thrice Reckless once said to me that if one was to seek death on their own, then they can only grit their teeth and brace themselves for what’s to come,” Song Shuhang said seriously. “Now, I will pass on the statement to you. Since you sought death by yourself, as a real man, grit your teeth and brace yourself for what’s to come. When you have paid the price for your sins, you should still be able to find a way to live.”

Stallion Spirit: “...”

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “Pfft~”

Senior Thrice Reckless said something like that? She could only remember Senior Thrice Reckless mentioning the principle of [reckless but no more than thrice], which had now been changed to [reckless but no more than frice].

“Wait, Daoist Song... Senior Tyrannical Song! There seems to be a misunderstanding! Although I show my love to everything, I wasn’t seeking death!” the stallion spirit cried out with all its strength.

Song Shuhang replied, “Getting in heat and trying to sneak on your natural enemy, isn’t this called seeking death?”

“It’s not like that, Senior Tyrannical Song.” The stallion spirit looked up, and cried out, “I’m not interested in humans! I’m a stallion spirit, not a human spirit.”

Song Shuhang: “?”

“It’s a misunderstanding,” the stallion spirit bitterly said, “Honestly... there was a reason why I rushed here yesterday and had a conflict with Fairy Immortal Chef. It’s all because I wanted to save the new concubine I got which was captured not too long ago and sold to Fairy Immortal Chef. I had a hard time finding this place, and when I finally found Fairy Immortal Chef’s residence, I couldn’t find my new concubine. As I couldn’t figure out what to do, I could only try to take Fairy Immortal Chef captive and ask her about my new concubine’s whereabouts.”

It was just that the stallion spirit didn’t expect the ‘Fairy Immortal Chef’s combat ability to be so good, and ended up being subdued right away.

Song Shuhang: “...”

Su Clan’s Sixteen looked at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue curiously.

“Your new concubine was sold to me?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue shook her head, and said, “You must have got fake info... My Immortal Feast doesn’t accept members of the monster race as ingredients.”

After the stallion spirit listened to her words, it said bashfully, “My new concubine isn’t a horse monster. She’s a cute spirit beast.”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: “...”

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “...”

Song Shuhang: “...”

Well, Song Shuhang already knew from the start that this stallion spirit was very much overflowing with love, and that besides ordinary horse monsters, it also had horse-like spirit beasts in its harem.

“It doesn’t matter.” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue shook her head, and said, “Among the ingredients I collected for the upcoming Immortal Feast, I didn’t get anything similar to horse-like spirit beasts.”

The stallion spirit sighed. “She isn’t a horse-type spirit beast.”

Song Shuhang had a toothache as he said, “Could it be a sea horse spirit?” Last time, the stallion spirit gave him two ‘spirit horses’. Right now, those two sea horse spirit beasts were still in his Inner World.

” Grass mud horse ¹

Song Shuhang: “...”

“She’s a grass mud horse, and she’s especially cute and petite,” the stallion spirit said.

Song Shuhang: “...”

I haven’t studied much on equine races, but don’t try to fool me.

It’s called Yangtuo in Chinese, with its scientific name being Vicugna pacos, and is known abroad as alpaca. It’s classified as part of the artiodactyla order, and part of the camelidae family! How could it be related to horses?!

Su Clan’s Sixteen looked at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue once again.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue still shook her head. “Stallion spirit, I’m afraid that you’ve been cheated. I didn’t receive anything of the sort. For this Immortal Feast, I’m not planning on preparing such a dish.”

“That can’t be, the information I got has to be true,” the stallion spirit said, not daring to believe her claims.

“Believe it or not is up to you,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. “Anyway, I’ll still check on what you’ve said. If you were speaking the truth, I’ll let you go. If you were lying, then the next time a customer wants a horse-based feast, you will definitely appear on the dining table.”

After the black stallion spirit heard this, its body froze. If someone really deceived it, then was its new concubine in even greater danger? The black stallion spirit tilted its head as its heart felt stifled.

However, it still said, “Thank you for giving me an opportunity to explain, Senior Tyrannical Song.”

“I didn’t do anything,” Song Shuhang said.

“Once I’m released, I definitely have to repay Senior Tyrannical Song. Senior, are you interested in horse girls? I could hook you up with a beautiful group of them,” the stallion spirit said.

Song Shuhang: “...”

“In fact, besides horses, in our ‘All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family’ organization, there are a lot of other beautiful girls that I could introduce to you. For example, in the 250th branch of our organization, there’s an elder called Dongfang Weiliao who’s very beautiful. After I get out of here, I’ll look for a chance to introduce her to you, Senior Tyrannical Song,” the stallion spirit said.

Song Shuhang: “...”

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “...”

I feel that it would be better to persuade Fairy Dongfang Six to leave the organization while it’s still early.

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Immortal Fairy Bie Xue brought Song Shuhang and Su Clan’s Sixteen to the second floor.

Then, nearly 20 different immortal dishes made from the crocodile leg appeared in front of Song Shuhang and Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Song Shuhang asked, “There’s so many different dishes?”

He thought that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would use that one-third of the crocodile leg to make one kind of immortal dish. He didn’t expect her to actually make nearly 20 different kinds of dishes.

“Who do you think I am?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said calmly with a tone full of confidence.

Even ordinary people could cook a single kind of meat in 10 different ways, let alone an immortal chef like her.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue then added, “Moreover, I only used one-ninth of the crocodile leg to make the 20 dishes before you. There are still two food boxes each containing 20 immortal dishes already prepared for you. You can take them with you when you leave.”

Song Shuhang said, “As expected of Senior Bie Xue.”

“You can enjoy them any way you like. There isn’t a specific order which you have to follow when eating the 20 dishes.” After Immortal Fairy said and left.

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Song Shuhang remarked, “Three in total, just right.”

He first went beside the two big food boxes and transferred them into his Inner World.

Then he sent a note to Venerable White. [Senior White, should I serve the food now?]

If Senior White was in the process of transcending a tribulation and Shuhang were to transfer over a food box, it would be immediately blown up by the heavenly tribulation.

Venerable White quickly replied, [I’ve been waiting for you to say that.]

Song Shuhang responded, [Then, Senior White, I’ll be transferring over a food box. I’m sure that you will be satisfied with Fairy Bie Xue’s cooking.]

Then, he transferred over a big food box to Senior White.