八字万年历

Chapter 146: Chronicles of Lockdown III (Mission file 47: Unveiling the Dragon)

Of course, the facts that almost everyone was home and didn’t have much to do, and that Mylo’s livestream was becoming a daily thing added to why he had so many viewers this early, yet it still couldn’t be denied what Jason’s show buzz effect had on Mylo’s Instagram page.

Normally, there was no way in hell a mere U-18 player of the Porto team could come anywhere close to even a hundred thousand followers, but Mylo was enjoying a different case.

Due to that, most of his followers were also followers of Jason and would often ask about him a lot and Mylo usually answered as best as he could.

“The question about bringing Jason in on a live stream had come up the first time he had live streamed during the lockdown, and he had asked Jason about it once, but Jason wasn’t really keen on answering the question which usually meant, ‘No’.

Of course, it could have meant something different this time, but Mylo wasn’t really interested in asking again.

He was past the age of pestering someone to do anything… or at least that was how he thought.

“Why… I don’t know, but he didn’t seem all that keen on it,” Mylo responded as he took up the selfie stick that held his phone and began making his way out of his room.

“I obviously can’t know the reasons why he doesn’t want it, but he keeps me fed with delicious food so I don’t have to poke my nose around… and yes, he can cook,” Mylo said with a laugh as he made his way.

“He cooks way too well for someone just a year older than me, he also knows martial arts and can easily turn me into a wad of waste paper in half a second… he’s done that before,” Mylo reminisced about that one time Jason made him experience a WWE smackdown in real life, but he kept his eyes on the path to the kitchen as he didn’t want to end up running into anything.

“He plays ball better than me, and now that I think about it, he’s even more handsome than I am,” Mylo suddenly had a moment of realization and came to a complete stop mid-step.

{Bro’s thinking about his whole life till this point} a user named TrevorJackson commented in response.

{Now that you think? Were you blind before?} another user named Bussinbarbie77 commented, adding a few laughing emojis almost in mockery.

{I meannnn… It stands to reason that you can’t compare with a dragon} yet another user commented, this one named DarwinRevolt365.

{Awwwwnnnn… } AngelinaJuly07’s comment popped on the screen as well.

{He’s got the power, he’s got the looks, he’s got the skills, he’s got the girls… and you… have nothing, sad, but that’s the story of my life} a user named LevonJohnson99 commented.

“Alright guys, you’re not helping,” Mylo said in mock sadness and resumed walking.

“Ignoring the last few seconds, the fact remains that Jason doesn’t really want to be on a stream as of yet, so I’ll just stick to eating what he makes and follow orders,” Mylo said with a laugh as he reached the kitchen.

Uncovering his portion of the breakfast, Mylo took a spoonful and was about to speak when he noticed a comment that had just popped up.

{Do you have to ask for his permission though?} a user named Dark_Shadow009 asked.

“Do I need permission?” Mylo almost choked on his oats as he asked.

“Did you not listen to anything I said earlier? He can fold me better than the most compact lawn chair you’ve ever seen!”

{How do you expect us to believe that?} Davina_Jones commented.

{Yeah, he’s a football player, not a martial artist, bruh} Alexander_Johanson78 commented as well.

{I believe him, but I want to see it happen} Captain_Jack_Sparrow188 also commented.

{Yeah, that lawn chair folding sounds quite interesting, don’t it Captain?} LugardSkull15 replied to Captain_Jack_Sparrow188’s comment.

“You may not believe it, but I have had the pleasure of having myself being thrown over the shoulder of a half-asleep Jason… and now that you mention it, I wanna do it again,” Mylo’s words suddenly took a strange turn that surprised everyone watching the live stream.

“Less painfully of course,” Mylo added after a second.

{Attaboy!!! Now bring me the bloody rum!} Captain_Jack_Sparrow188 commented again.

{Let’s Fu**ing Go!!!} Dark_Shadow009 also commented again.

“Alright, this is going to be termed as Blackopps mission file 47: Unveil the Dragon,” Mylo suddenly started acting in a serious somber mood that was funny to see and thrilled a majority of the audience.

“Time of departure… after I finish this meal,” Mylo suddenly went back to his normal way of speaking mid-speech and started wolfing down his breakfast while hoping he wouldn’t have to spend a part of his morning cleaning up wherever he splayed it over if Jason was not in the mood to play.

He quickly cleaned up his plate while conversing with the viewers about the mission that was about to take place.

{Finish up your grub and suit up soldier! The mission awaits} Dark_Shadow009 commented to hurry up Mylo just as Mylo was finishing up.

“Okay okay, I’m done,” Mylo put the last spoonful into his mouth and even showed the viewers the empty plate for confirmation.

Throwing the plate into the dishwasher, Mylo held up the camera and read the comments popping up on the screen.

“I wish I could suit up like you all want me to do, but Portugal is a civilian-friendly country and the best I could do in terms of defense is to use a pot for a helmet,” Mylo said laughing.

{If what you say about Jason’s martial skills are true, then don’t you think any weapons you carry along will end up being used against you?} a user named Professor_BellaLecroix commented.

{The Professor has spoken!!!} another user named JohnsonWeah75 commented.

{Dayummm, Professor Bella thick asf} a user named RighthandedandHorny who had obviously taken the liberty to check Professor_BellaLecroix’s profile picture.

{Does the Professor want the soldier to go into danger unarmed?} a user named NecroPina asked.

Reading Professor_BellaLecroix’s comment, Mylo answered, “Now that you mention it, being hit by fists will probably be better than being handled by a pot,”

“No choice then, I’m going in unarmed, wish me luck guys, and if the screen goes black for a few minutes and then someone with a swollen face comes resumes the livestream… don’t worry, it’ll be just me if the mission goes sideways,” Mylo’s sentence started with determination, but halfway to the end, his voice faltered and dropped.