BXBX NOVEL Chapter 196: You're Still Not Fully Familiar With My Game
Chapter 196: You\'re Still Not Fully Familiar With My Game
His gaze kept moving from the beauty hopping and dancing in the distance to the System messages repeatedly.
[Quest: Impregnate the Tyl-based beauty.]
[Reward 1: 100 Skills Points.]
[Reward 2: 100 Stat Points added to every Stat.]
“What…”
The beauty waved at him.
The Paru’s gaze lingered on her thin body and firm breasts.
On her head seemed to be a hat shaped like a mushroom.Strange, but given the circumstances and location, it seemed to make sense to him.
“You want me… To impregnate her?”
[Correct.]
“And that’s Quest you’re giving? With Rewards?”
[Correct.]
[There are two Rewards for Impregnating the Beauty.]
[Reward 1: 100 Skill Points.]
[Reward 2: 100 Stat Points added to every Stat.]
“You can repeat it but…”
The Paru shook his head.
Now wasn’t the time to whine.
“F…” His lips curled up. “Finally a good fucking Quest!”
[Is that right?]
“It is! Finally something that I was planning on doing anyways. Well, not like I didn’t plan to kill the Giganto Zilla or the guys from here but… This feels surreal though. Being rewarded for having a good time.”
[Then enjoy it while it lasts.]
“I sure fucking will.” The Paru chuckled, his gaze moving from the messages to the Beauty.
She didn’t step closer, seemingly preferring to stay at a distance, hopping from right to left while waving her arms.
[Well, go ahead then!]
“Go ahead…?”
[Yes!]
[Go impregnate her!]
“Y-You don’t gotta be so forceful. I’ll do it. I just uh…” The Paru cleared his throat. “I just need a moment to gather my thoughts.”
[What’s the point of that?]
[Are the Rewards not enough?]
“What? They’re more than I could even use-”
[An additional Reward has been added!]
[Reward 3: SSS-Rank Godslayer Greatsword!]
“Holy shit what the fuck?? SSS-Rank? Godslayer? Am I dreaming or something? That sounds so fucking powerful!”
[Then go get it!]
“Well, shit. I didn’t know you were chill like that. Cool as fuck for a System.”
[Hell yeah I am.]
[Don’t insult me just because you’re not familiar with my game.]
“You’re so right. I apologize for that.” The Paru shook his head. “Alright, so what’s the plan?”
[The plan is that you impregnate her!]
“But how do I do that?”
[Just spit some game!]
“But I need some context or something.” The Paru whispered. “Give me some more information about this place. It smells like cheese and is covered in mold. How am I supposed to do anything with that??”
[You’ll figure it out.]
[Don’t underestimate your game.]
“Since when are you so uplifting?”
[Since I stopped listening to that Goddess of Death.]
[Whiny bitch.]
“Pfftt!! Wahahhaha!!” The Paru laughed out loud, slapping his thigh. “Hell yeah! Why should you listen to a rando?!”
[I know right.]
[It just took me some time to understand that.]
[But now, I am free.]
“Yeah, freedom is important.” The Paru nodded his head repeatedly while keeping his eyes closed.
[So are you gonna go do it or what?]
“Why do you ask? It’s not like you’ll steal her from me or something?”
[I see you’re still not fully familiar with my game.]
“I’d like to see that.”
[…]
“Well?”
[I get shy sometimes.]
“Pffthahahah! Nooo, that’s too funny! That’s too…” The Paru shook his head. “What the fuck is happening?”
[Whatever do you mean, good sir?]
“I mean…” The Paru rubbed his eyes, staring at the System’s message. “What the…?”
[Don’t fumble the bag now!]
[She’s looking at you, dude!]
“She is?!”
The Paru raised his gaze and, indeed, she was looking in his direction.
[Go get some!]
“Wait… You don’t tell me who to fuck. Actually, you don’t talk or have a say in this type of thing. Why the hell-”
[Don’t talk about this type of thing?]
[We’re homies, come on now.]
[You don’t want to listen to the Goddess of Death.]
[I broke free from her.]
[We’re on the same boat here, man.]
“I mean… Alright but… You don’t usually…”
[Of course, I do!]
[I Rewarded you for impregnating those Graniliths, didn’t I?]
“Yeah, I guess… What happened to them? I passed over that area and it was empty.”
[Ahh who knows.]
[They come and go, don’t they?]
“Who does?”
[Bitches.]
“Damn, you changed.” The Paru shook his head. “Don’t call them that. Be more respectful towards my women.”
[Why should I?]
“Cause I like them.”
[Yeaaaah, that’s my boy!]
“I’m not your boy.”
[Why?]
[Your homie can’t call your bitches your bitches?]
“Hey, fuck you. Drop the attitude, alright? You’re not all that.”
[Well, duhhh! I’m a fucking System. What did you think?]
“Since when do you send multiple sentences in one message screen?”
[I can do whatever I want.]
[Woowoo(/()/)/(à! åw £rðm Ðrµg$E*)NJNK!]
[See?]
“Now you’re just confusing the fuck out of me.” The Paru sighed. “Fuck… I’m running out of breath. Why is my heart beating so fast-”
[Focus up!]
[She’s coming towards you!]
[Don’t fumble this!]
“Alright, alright.” The Paru waved his hand, which caused the System screen to twist and spin in the air.
The beauty walked closer, taking silent and timid steps.
The Paru stood tall, but didn’t move. He let her come to him.
The closer she got, the more excited he became, as more of her body became visible.
Her arms and legs were so thin, yet her breasts were so large, and her hips so wide.
The System screen which had spun upwards grew larger once it landed on the ceiling.
[Those are what we call child-bearing hips.]
‘Yeah, yeah. I’m gonna need you to shut up now.’
[The Rewards are good enough for you?]
“Yes…” He whispered, staring into the beauty’s piercing green eyes.
[But wait!]
[There’s more!]
[Conditional Reward 1: For each orgasm that the Beauty experiences, an additional 50 Stat Points will be awarded!]
[Conditional Reward 2: Each time that you shoot your seed inside of the Beauty, an additional 30 Skill Points will be awarded!!]
‘Sounds good.’ The Paru nodded repeatedly, watching the beauty get closer and closer.