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Chapter 74: The 'Wonderful' Taste of the American Crowd



In the past, the talk shows and variety shows attended by Fox were performed according to the general script, and they were for the promotion of the film. All the topics were centered around "Home Alone", and there was no relationship with Roland himself. relation.

   And the first appearance?

   Not to mention that.

  At that time, Roland was really chasing the future governor\'s enthusiasm, and his purpose was also for the movie.

  Because of this, throwing away the promotional ideas of "Home Alone" and presenting herself in front of the public as Roland Allen, it is really the first time that a big girl is charming.

  However, there is always a first time in everything!

   If you don’t do it, isn’t it always zero?

What\'s more, Roland had done such **** things as playing and singing in the crew of "Home Alone" before, and the reason why he stopped after filming "Home Alone" was not because he felt that he couldn\'t play well. Why, but because he has never really dealt with Spielberg, in his opinion, everything is a sequela of the time loop!

  He didn\'t know the real thoughts of these big shots, so he was stiff and didn\'t know how to contact them.

   And when he found out that these guys actually helped to write the promotional draft, and naturally acquiesced in reading the storyboard script of "Jurassic Park", then he - what a cover-up!

  This thigh looks very strong!

   There is no need for him to wait so cautiously for the other party\'s response!

   What\'s more, he won\'t do evil in the name of these guys, he just plays a tune on the red carpet of the Golden Globe Awards.

  This always...

is that OK?

but-

When Roland plucked the strings feeling good about himself, and when the live images were transmitted to thousands of households through radio waves, the magical tune and funny dance steps directly made those who were still discussing the relationship between Roland and the Olsen sisters really happy. The good audience froze on the spot.

   Eyes stare like copper bells, shooting lightning-like gazes, ears erect like antennas, receiving funny signals from the TV...

  The expressions of those guys are almost the same as those of Tielin Tiexuan in the TV series "Red"!

   "What is this?"

   ""Come and Get Your Love"?"

   "Oh~!!"

   "holycow!"

Contrary to what most Chinese people think, the Red Bones Band is not an unpopular band. They were active in the 1970s, but they were a famous rock band at that time. Not only that, the song "Come and Get Your Love" was given by the billboard In the big list of the 1970s, the top 100 golden song.

"Come and Get Your Love" can be seen if Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, James McCartney and others dominate the list for a long time. How much this song is loved by Americans.

In the future, James Gunn, the director of "Guardians of the Galaxy", a famous and loyal fan of golden songs, gave up "I Want You Back" by the Jackson Five Brothers for this song; The original soundtrack of the movie directly became the number one on the Billboard album list that year; the most important thing is that even if it traveled across the ocean, the tune of this song was also copied by the theme song "Let\'s Dance" of "Chibi Maruko-chan" up.

   It can be seen from this that this song, which has been released for decades, has a strong ability to kill across ages.

  So, when the audience in front of the TV recognized the tune of the track, the eyes of those guys watching TV changed.

   You know, when the Redbones played and sang this song, it was serious rock and roll.

  When they were holding a concert, they were holding the guitar and singing on stage seriously.

   But now after being changed by Roland in this way...

   This is special!

   It\'s just a funny song!

   "Wow! Redbone\'s song can still dance like this?" A young man who was watching the Golden Globe Awards at home widened his eyes. Like Brother Daxiang, he felt that Roland had opened the door to a new world for him.

   "Oh, my God! It\'s really cool!" The elderly middle-aged man raised his hands and twisted his body.

"Not bad! You can dance! Every beat is on point!" A flower-armed woman took a sip of a cigarette, got up immediately, took off the guitar hanging on the back wall of the sofa, and played along with the melody stand up.

   "Hey! Why didn\'t this scene be filmed in the movie? After Kevin defeated the two thieves, he could dance this dance to celebrate! Then the joy turned into sadness, and the two thieves killed him. This kind of plot is more funny!"

Even serious movie parties were attracted by Roland\'s appearance. Many people even thought that the action in this song should be the funny scene after Kevin McAllister\'s victory in the film. Beep movement.

  The reason why Roland played, sang and danced "Come and Get Your Love" on a whim was purely because he felt that the title of this song could answer the host\'s question in a timely manner.

  What do you want to say to those fans who support you in front of the TV?

   Of course it is \'Come and Get Your Love (come, embrace your love)\'!

  However, although his meaning was conveyed flawlessly, everyone who received the signal was a little bit wrong.

Many people didn\'t care about this song at all, nor did they care about the lyrics, but were attracted by the magical rhythm and the flamboyant dance steps. In their opinion, the very naughty Kevin on the big screen, and in front of the camera The funny Roland coincided perfectly.

The kind of funny style exuded from the inside out is really in line with the funny comedy performance of "Home Alone", especially when Roland is dancing, the cheapness rubbed into the bones makes many viewers feel uncomfortable Following the music, twisted up.

Although this is the first time that Roland has appeared in front of the public in a serious manner, the cute and funny style made many parents who watched the show laugh. Unlike those female stars, male stars attract fans There are so many means.

  What is low-key, elegant and fashionable?

  What fashion, jewelry, makeup?

oh! please!

  Actors never talk about this!

It doesn\'t matter if you take the route of handsome appearance, the route of funny entertainment, or the route of decent tough guy, or switch between different routes at will, fans of male stars will not be the same as fans of female stars , Change a style, and it will fall like crazy.

Just like Little Li who can play with a water gun without compromising his personality, like Tom Cruise who can jump on the sofa without losing fans, no matter where it is, people are far from tolerant of men. More than women, in the eyes of the vast majority of people, it is no big deal for a man to die once or twice, not only that, but it is also a manifestation of true temperament.

  And if a woman loses her looks, loses her figure, marries and has children, then...

   Sorry, no matter what age men are, they all like young beauties in their twenties.

Take Anne Hathaway for example, she laughs and is said to be fake, she sings and is said to be hypocritical, she dances and is said to be showing off, whether she is crying, making noise, suppressing, or Others, she is disgusting, and compared with her, Jennifer - Lawrence is more down-to-earth, even if she fell down while receiving the Oscar, but the people in America also feel that this is the outspokenness of the big cousin It is much better than Hathaway\'s white lotus...

   This kind of strange brain circuit is really hard for Roland to understand!

  As a vase, sprayed by others;

   Playing ugly and showcasing acting skills, continue to be sprayed by others;

   Let yourself go, but still get sprayed;

  Perfect, still get sprayed;

Just like The New York Times couldn\'t figure out why people hated Anne Hathaway and bought tickets to her movies, people couldn\'t figure out why people still thought Jennifer Lawrence Very straightforward?

   Is it because the eldest cousin likes to steal the spotlight in interviews like Dragon King Bosh?

   Or is it because she collapsed the sacred rock in Hawaii?

   That funny beeping style, low quality is America\'s "true"?

Can…

   The scene where Anne Hathaway plays Catwoman riding a motorcycle, isn\'t it delicious?

   This is really head-scratching.

  Although I don\'t know the chemical reaction here, as long as I know the result, it is enough.

   In this way, Roland doesn\'t have to worry about the negative impact of singing and dancing on the red carpet of the Golden Globe Awards.

  Americans have always been like this, they only think you are cool and fun, as for making?

  Wen Wen accepted the interview quietly, that\'s called it.

   Besides, he made his debut in comedy movies.

   There are a lot of exaggerated moves in "Home Alone". Now dancing an awkward dance will only attract those older fans of the band. Don\'t worry at all, my funny moves will make those guys who like me stay away from me.

   What\'s more, age is his biggest protective color!

And in this case, after the end of the song, in front of the TV, many spectators who were wantonly twisting along with the tune still had some unfinished meanings. If the audience at the scene were not actors invited by the organizer, some people might already be excited. Waving to Roland, I hope this cute and generous little boy will have another awkward dance.

Why…

no way.

   This is the worst trophy that Roland has ever seen, and it is also the organizer of the awards ceremony that he is most reluctant to spend money on.

  Anything that raises a placard adds 20, what shouts and presents flowers adds 50, what courageously adds 100, what crying and shouting adds 200, what happy fainting adds 500... You can do all these things!

  Under the heavy reward, there must be a brave man!

  Your organizers don’t even want to spend the money, so why hire a **** actor to create a **** atmosphere!

  I dance so well, you guys should give me some feedback!

Hey!

  What a waste of emotion!

  However, being angry is all about being angry, and these things are not under Roland\'s control.

  He only knew that after playing, singing and dancing, the fans (actors) at the scene all laughed like Long Ma.

  Different from those serious actors, the guys who can become the red carpet hosts are all carefully selected "beeps". Of course, they know how to hype the atmosphere of the scene and keep the audience in front of the TV.

  So, when they said their farewell words to Roland, they didn\'t mean to be stingy with their own compliments at all. They boasted that this kid who can let go of his figure and cooperate with the organizer to increase the ratings is rare in the world.

   In front of the commercial exchange, the audience who were watching the red carpet of the Golden Globe Awards also got to know Roland Allen again.

   "Wow! Roland is as cool as Kevin in the movie."

   "Hahaha! I didn\'t expect Roland to play guitar and dance? He is really versatile!"

   "Hey, his dance is quite interesting! I just don\'t know what kind of dance style it belongs to!"

   "It seems that the last interview show was purely a movie promotion. During the interview, Roland was like memorizing a script."

"His little suit should be tailor-made, right? But his shape seems to be different from before! Why is his hair pulled back? His forehead is exposed? I still feel that he has half bangs Even more handsome!"

  In the age without the Internet, the speed of information dissemination is quite limited.

  Even if these guys are very curious about Roland, they can\'t get the corresponding information in a short time.

  The doubts that emerged in his heart could only stay within a radius of 150 meters around him.

  Because the guy next to them didn\'t know the inside story, and couldn\'t help them out.

   And this is also a great pity.

  The reason why Xingjue’s “Bifeng” in the previous life spread so quickly is because it is backed by the Internet, with short videos as the driving force.

What now?

Although many viewers felt that Roland danced happily, it was just laughter and happiness. After the momentum passed, people only remembered the funny past, and they couldn\'t spread all this to the world like a virus. every corner of the

   As for the awards?

   Oh, come on.

  I like his children, how many of them can explain clearly what the Golden Globes are?

   And those adults who are attracted by Roland don\'t care about these things even more.

   What\'s more, the movie "Home Alone" is making history.

  Compared with the first in history, what are the awards that are given out every year?

   What\'s more, don\'t you think that Roland\'s awkward dance now seems to be more interesting!

Although such a thought is more or less self-comforting, it also more or less proves one thing. For most people, the money career of a child star is far more important than honor, although this kind of thinking is for those who work hard. It\'s not fair for motivated children, but—Roland doesn\'t care about these things either!

  The Golden Globes are just a party.

   And he just came to the party.

After leaving the interview area, Roland, who entered the banquet area, was led by several companions beside him, and greeted many people, including Al, who was nominated for "Supreme Detective" and "The Godfather 3" -Pacino, and Julia Roberts who will meet in "Captain Hook" soon, and Meryl Streep, who will be called the cancer of Hollywood in the future, and composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, a national treasure of the island country , of course, apart from them, Martin Scorsese, whom Roland met at the premiere of "Goodfellas" before, was also one of the guys who was approached by Roland...

   "Director Martin, it\'s a pleasure to meet again. Thank you for your interview."

   "You don\'t have to be so polite, not to mention, your acting is really good."

  ...

   "Hi, Al (Pacino), nice to meet you, I really like your Sonny."

   "Oh, me too, Kevin\'s wit and cunning are deeply in my mind."

  ...

"Hi Julia, as much as I want to say I like your Vivienne, but - your Pretty Woman is R rated and I \'haven\'t\' seen it yet because they won\'t let me go in..."

   "Hahaha, it\'s okay, if you want to watch it, I can bring you a videotape when you join the group next month, the one that hasn\'t been released yet, a 125-minute director\'s cut version."

  ...

   "Meryl, wow, it seems that what they said is true, you are more beautiful in reality than on the screen."

   "Oh, Roland, you don\'t have to do this, I know them very well, besides, you really didn\'t come here to ask me for an autograph?"

   "Uh... yes, you noticed it, but unfortunately, I only found out when I came here that there is no room for a notebook and a pen on this body."

"I think so, I heard that your autograph book is quite big... But it doesn\'t matter, Robert (Zemeckis) and I are discussing a new project. If there is no accident, we will meet often in the future. Then you can directly find I\'ll do."

   "Really? That would be great."

  ...

This is-

  The benefits of having thighs!

Although "Home Alone" can make Roland instantly popular, those backers are the real reason for these guys to let go of their bodies and get close to Roland. You know, those popular child stars in Hollywood are like leeks, changing crop after crop. Stubble, but Roland was the only one who could directly hook up with these big names from the very beginning.

   With those guys around, no matter who Roland greets, they will say a few words to him in a pleasant manner.

   Not only that, even if Roland doesn\'t know some guys and puts them aside, they will not sit still, but will take the initiative to come forward and introduce themselves to Roland with a smile.

What impressed Roland the most was the butler Michael Kane in "Batman" in the future. This old man who is not yet sixty is very energetic. If it wasn\'t because the hair on his head was thinning and graying, Roland wouldn\'t even recognize him. out of each other.

  However, what Roland didn\'t expect was that after communicating all the way, it was his own people who surprised Roland.

   Note: ① There are two songs with similar tunes to the songs of the Red Bones, one is "Let\'s Dance" and the other is "Stand Attention", both of which were composed by Oda Tetsuro. ②Sonny is from Al Pacino\'s "Hot Afternoon". I personally think this is the best movie he has ever acted in. ③When she participated in the "Graham Norton Show" in 2016 and promoted "Space Passengers", the eldest cousin revealed that when she was filming "The Hunger Games" in Hawaii, there were some local "sacred stones" next to the set, because the **** Itching, she rubbed her **** against the stone, causing the stone to loosen and roll down the hill, almost killing the sound effects on the set. ④The eldest cousin fell twice in a row at the Oscars, the first time was when she was on stage at the 85th awards ceremony, and the second time was on the red carpet at the 86th session.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)


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