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Chapter 106 A Strange Meeting in the Woods (R-18)

"Don't worry, I'm not here to cause trouble unless you're into that," Kevin reassured her with a wink. "But speaking of being here, shouldn't we be wondering why a regular human like you is wandering around this dangerous forest?" He paused for a moment and then continued with a mischievous smile, "Especially in a birthday suit."

"Who said I'm not a cultivator? I am at the body tempering stage," she retorted defensively, though her fear was apparent as she backed away. Her unease revealed that she was far from being a body tempering stage cultivator; otherwise, she wouldn't fear cultivators merely two stages below her.

Kevin arched an incredulous eyebrow. 'Come on, you expect me to believe that? Ignoring the fact that you're afraid of cultivators who are two stages below you, how do you explain that we got so close to you without you even sensing us?' He shook his head, clearly skeptical about her claimed cultivation stage. The body tempering stage came after the qi condensation stage, a realm where cultivators developed their divine bodies and nurtured them to their full potential. This woman didn't strike Kevin as a true body tempering stage cultivator.

But he didn't voice his thoughts. "Body tempering stage, huh?" Kevin raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. "Well, I mean, if you say so..." He exchanged a knowing glance with Keith, who seemed equally unconvinced by the woman's claim.

"you don't believe me?" Lydia asked with bit anger.

"You're claiming to be a body tempering stage cultivator? Seriously? Because, you know, we practically sneaked up on you without you noticing, and that doesn't sound very cultivator-like, especially if you're two stages ahead of us."

The woman looked somewhat flustered, but stuck to her story. "No, I really am a body tempering stage cultivator."

Keith chimed in, her skepticism evident. "Are you sure about that? You seem pretty jumpy from someone at your level."

The woman hesitated, her confidence wavering. "Well, you see..."

Before she could respond, Kevin interrupted her with a cheeky grin. "Well, even if you are a body tempering stage cultivator, it doesn't change things much. I have that video of your morning routine with that, uh, pervert expression. If you don't want it to go public, you know what you need to do. I mean, even a body tempering level cultivator can't prevent that video from getting out there. So, why don't you just, you know, bend over there and let me have a go at that shapely butt of yours?"

Lydia, who had initially been afraid, now looked puzzled. "So, you want to have sex with me?"

Kevin simply nodded. He couldn't help but think, 'She caught on a bit late.'

"Really?" Lydia continued, her confusion evident. "Then why did you bother with all that stuff? You could have just asked me." She moved her hand away from her perky nipples and bushy area, surprising both Kevin and Keith.

"And you're okay with it?" Kevin asked, still taken aback.

Lydia responded casually, "Sure, why not? I'm not one to turn down some fun with a young buck like you." She started approaching them.

Kevin's mind was a whirlwind of confusion. 'What's even happening here? What's this lady thinking? This whole situation is just... nuts, he thought, completely baffled by the bizarre turn of events.'

Lydia grinned and answered, "Well, I thought you guys were going to coerce me into something else, and I was just getting into the role... you know, I'm quite into the whole forced scenario thing, like rape, bdsm and stuff. But now that I've spilled the beans, I'm kind of kicking myself. It would've been way more exciting to keep up the charade." She seemed a tad irritated by her own decision to reveal the truth.

Kevin, still trying to wrap his head around the situation, asked with a puzzled expression, "So, It's means you are a slut?"

Lydia's expression shifted to annoyance as she heard Kevin's choice of words, and she chuckled a bit before saying, "Well, you could have phrased it differently, but sure, I enjoy having some fun."

Kevin, not wasting any time, seemed quite eager to get things going. "Alright, then, why wait? Let's dive in," he suggested, extending his hand toward her exposed chest, which had been a constant source of distraction during their conversation.

But before it can touch her soft flesh, Lydia deftly flicked Kevin's reaching hand away, prompting a yelp of surprise from him.

"Ouch," Kevin winced, shaking his hand as if it would alleviate the stinging sensation.

With a knowing grin, Lydia teased, "Youngsters these days, always in such a rush. Take a look around, darling; we're smack in the middle of the forest. If someone stumbles upon our little escapade, my reputation in the village would go down the drain."

Kevin shot back, his annoyance evident, "Funny how you were cool with pissing in the open earlier, and now you're all worried about your image. Hypocritical much?"

Lydia blushed a bit and decided to switch gears, saying, "I'm not against the idea, you know. It's just that maybe we should change the location. How about your hotel room? You two can head there, and I'll join you after I'm done with my task."

Kevin, with a playful grin, couldn't resist teasing, "what task...pissing?" His remark elicited an even deeper blush from Lydia.

"Yeah, I want to take a piss. So, am I free to go relieve myself, or do you want a front-row seat?" Lydia asked, her tone tinged with frustration due to the awkwardness of the situation. She even went so far as to issue a mild threat of urinating right in front of them if necessary, which seemed to disgust Kevin just thinking about it.

In contrast, Keith's eagerness shone through as she chimed in, "Please go ahead. I'd love to watch." Her unexpected enthusiasm left both Lydia and Kevin taken aback.

Lydia shot a bewildered glance at Keith and remarked, "Your friend is quite peculiar, Kevin."

Kevin couldn't help but sigh and respond, "Yeah, just like you." He had encountered some truly eccentric characters in his life, but this encounter was certainly a memorable one.