Chapter 144: Stewed Lolita in an Iron Pot!
Chapter 144: Stewed Lolita in an Iron Pot!
Jiang Nan directly exploded on the spot!
It was already miserable enough to be seen by Zhong Ying Xue and Xia Yao as a coal ball!
And now he was taken advantage of by this loli?
\'What good grandson?\'
\'Ordinary hot weapons can\'t do anything to you! You can\'t withstand a tank shell, can you?\'
"Don\'t stop me! See if I don\'t blow her up!"
Xia Yao lay on the sofa and ate potato chips, "No one is stopping you! Go! En! We won\'t stop you!"
Zhong Yingxue tilted her head while sucking on a lollipop...
Jiang Nan, (?`~′?)
\'Do you have to embarrass me!\'
\'Why didn\'t you stop me?\'
\'It makes me lose face!\'
Jiang Nan took a deep breath, glared at the loli, and said the most ruthless words in history!
"Hmph! I\'ll starve you to death!"
Ye Ye made a face at him, "Bleh, bleh"
When the three of them returned to the living room, Jiang Nan\'s face was filled with worry!
\'I can\'t kill her!\'
\'Who knows where this girl came from?\'
\'A killer?\'
\'Sending such a weak assassin to assassinate him?\'
\'The enemy\'s head must have been kicked by a donkey!\'
Zhong Yingxue, "Do you really not need to inform Night Legion Army? I\'ve been feeling weird lately!"
Jiang Nan helplessly said, "I\'ve already informed Bobcat. She ignored me!"
Xia Yao said with a face full of excitement, "Could it be that because of the nuclear explosion, you were put on a bounty list? And then the killers of various underground organizations came to take your dog\'s life?"
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think it\'s a movie?"
"Who knows what\'s going on? That little girl didn\'t say anything. I was also stunned!"
"No, I have to find a way to pry her mouth open!"
"Drugged? Detoxification Small Soybeans? Leeks?"
\'No, no, no! This is too cruel!\'
\'After all, Ye Ye was still young if she knew the sinister nature of society in advance!\'
\'Perhaps she would lose her love for this world...\'
The next day, Jiang Nan, who was on his way to school, could not help but be puzzled.
Hehehe black garlic\'s sensing ability was still there, but he did not find anything abnormal!
No one was pretending to follow him, which made Jiang Nan a little uncomfortable!
\'Did they retreat?\'
\'Or was it the calm before the storm?\'
Jiang Nan, who was training the freshmen, was a little absent-minded and often distracted!
However, they did not dare to slip away but looked at Jiang Nan with awe in their eyes!
Because the duel two days ago let them know how powerful Jiang Nan was!
The blood donation from yesterday made them understand even more!
King of Hell Jiang was definitely a boss-level character with 1,000+ HP!
It was better for these little scums who had not left the Novice Village to not seek death!
"Liu Tao, step out!" Jiang Nan shouted.
"Report to King of Hell Jiang... No, no, no, Instructor Jiang!" Liu Tao\'s face immediately turned white.
Jiang Nan did not care, "How can I let a lady open her heart to me?"
Liu Tao was stunned!
\'What?\'
\'What is the situation?\'
\'King of Hell Jiang was absent-minded the entire morning because there was someone he liked?\'
\'He even asks for my advice?\'
\'Tsk, tsk, tsk!\'
\'You, Nan Shen, also have this day!\'
The new students also became spirited!
Liu Tao comforted, "Instructor Jiang! As an experienced person, I have to give you a word of advice!"
"It\'s best if you can\'t get it!"
Jiang Nan, "???"
\'What the f*ck is it?\'
\'You were also assassinated and interrogated?\'
\'The best is you can\'t get it?\'
\'Why? I just want information!\'
\'But the other doesn\'t want to give!\'
"Lui Tao, you can pull it down!"
"Instructor Jiang! Don\'t listen to him! You have to care for her and love her!"
"Warm love like fire!"
Jiang Nan became spirited, "Oh? Hot like fire?"
"Yes, yes! Hot like fire!"
"It has to be hot! It has to be fierce! It\'s like boiling water!"
Jiang Nan was deep in thought, "Hot love? Like boiling water?"
"Yes! Wrap her up with love! Let her experience your true heart!"
"This will definitely open her heart!"
Jiang Nan\'s eyes lit up, "Good idea! I learned it! I\'ll try it when I get home!"
The girls couldn\'t help but roll their eyes when they heard this!
\'What kind of nonsense is this!\'
\'A bunch of straight men!\'
\'If a girl doesn\'t like a person, he will be called a scumbag even if he breathes!\'
\'Poor Instructor Jiang...\'
Jiang Nan was excited, \'Let\'s see if I don\'t open your tightly locked heart with fiery love!\'
After school!
Jiang Nan excitedly said, "Big Wolf Extinction, Sister Xue! You guys go home first! I\'ve thought of a way!"
Xia Yao was stunned, "What method? Let her eat Hehehe black garlic? Become a little black chick?"
Zhong Yingxue, "Or is it to feed her Vigorous Potion?"
Jiang Nan curled his lips and said, "How could I be so cruel? Wait for my good news!"
As he spoke, he teleported and disappeared. Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao could only look at each other in dismay!
An hour later!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao had been waiting for Jiang Nan in the basement for a long time!
Ye Ye still did not speak at this moment, maintaining her beast form with a fierce face.
However, her face had already turned white from hunger!
The next moment, Jiang Nan suddenly appeared in the basement!
Jiang Nan chuckled and said, "Are you really not going to tell me?"
Ye Ye curled her lips, "Humph! How can you talk like that to your elders? You don\'t know how to respect the elders and cherish the young!"
Jiang Nan,
\'This joke hasn\'t passed yet, right?\'
"Alright! Just you wait!"
Jiang Nan opened his alternate dimension!
Under Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao\'s shocked gazes, he brought out a large iron pot and placed it on a rack!
He then poured water crazily!
"Sister Xue! Fire!"
Zhong Yingxue, "???"
\'Do you think I\'m a gas tank?\'
[From Zhong Yingxue\'s Resentment Points +333! ]
Xia Yao was stunned, "Xiao Nan? What are you doing?"
Ye Ye said proudly, "You want to make me something delicious! Are you trying to bribe me? That\'s impossible!"
"I\'m a killer with no emotion! I am professional!"
"But I can help you taste if it tastes good..."
Jiang Nan grinned and said, "Yes! We will make delicious food!"
Zhong Yingxue did not understand, but her hands were already burning!
Two thick pillars of fire directly sprayed to the bottom of the pot!
Jiang Nan chuckled!
He stepped forward to untie Ye Ye from the concrete pillar and tied her up again into the shape of a rice dumpling!
Then he directly lifted her up!
The little girl realized that something was wrong and struggled, "You... What are you doing? I..."
"Plop!"
Then, Ye Ye was thrown into the pot!
Zhong Yingxue was stunned, "You want to cook her?"
Xia Yao was also stunned, "You still say that we are cruel? How dare you!"
"Boil directly in the pot?"
Jiang Nan clapped his hands, "Someone told me today! If I want a girl to open her heart to me!"
"You must use love as hot as fire! Like boiling water, wrap around her and influence her!"
"I think it makes a lot of sense! If you want a girl to open her heart to you, you have to cook her in a pot!"
There was a fire!
There was an iron pot!
There was also water!
The person was in the pot!
There was nothing wrong with it!
Xia Yao\'s face darkened, "Hey, hey, hey! Do you understand it in a wrong way?"
"Can... can this be the same?"
Zhong Yingxue covered her face, \'These were two different things, alright?\'
\'You want a girl to open her heart to you!\'
\'Boil her within a f*cking pot!\'
\'What kind of strange brain circuit is this?\'
Jiang Nan set up the phone stand and smiled brightly!
He directly opened the live broadcast on Weibo!
The title of the live broadcast room:
[Stewed loli in an iron pot! People are in the pot! The water has been poured!]
[Give me a big fire]
The live broadcast room went crazy; the Weibo exploded in an instant!
Ye Ye, (?﹏?)
[From Ye Ye\'s Resentment Points +1000! ]
[From Ye Ye\'s Resentment Points +1000! ]
[From Ye Ye... ]