Chapter 971: Prince Ding Dong Part 2
Chapter 971: Prince Ding Dong Part 2
Rain stared at the young man in front of her and frowned. "You came all this way to talk to me about your name?" She asked, feeling this was a stupid excuse.
"No! No! I originally came to see if I could get some insights into the Devan Empire in how they were handling things for their citizens. I heard a lot of innovative ideas had been created to make the lives of the citizens easier. So I originally only came here to check it out but now, speaking to you and realizing my name could really cause some issues in the future, I wanted to ask if you had any ideas…." Prince Ding Dong lowered his head, putting on an act of helplessness to gain some sympathy points.
But sadly for him, a certain little boy in his big sister's arms said: "Just tell them you hate the name and to change it to something better and more manlier. Now, if you excuse us. Big Sister, we should go, or Mama might think something happened."
Prince Ding Dong stared at the young prince and gritted his teeth as he said: "Can you not spare me even ten minutes of your time? Anything would help." Even ten minutes was enough to get to know Princess Rain more and get her to agree to another meeting.
"Are you dumb in the head? I know frogs at the bottom of wells that are smarter than you. I just said we had to head back, or our Mama would think someone kidnapped us. In other words, we need to go." Devan snorted. He could see how calculative this stupid man was. He was not going to let him try to woo his sister, not with such little strength and a stupid name like Ding Dong.
Prince Ding Dong's lips twitched. He had never met such a sharp tongue brat before. "I am talking to your older sister, so please."
"Oh?" Devan suddenly pulled himself out of Rain's arms and floated up into the air in front of Prince Ding Dong's face, raised his chubby little hand, and smacked him. Prince Ding Dong's face contorted to fit the shape of the small little hand as he was sent flying across the ground, skidding to a stop on his face with his butt up in the air. "You seem to think that my Devan Empire is so weak that we will allow a weak prince of some other kingdom talk down to us. Do not think we care about your Ding Dong kingdom. We are not afraid of anyone on this lower plane. Look at me I am just born, but I can send you stupid Ding Dong butt flying across the ground like it was nothing. I will only say this once. Do not get ideas about my sisters. As their brother, I will protect them."
Rain's lips curled up as she pulled the little boy in her arms and hugged him tightly. "My little brother is already so manly!
Devan blushed as he was pressed into his Big Sister's chest. "Big Sister, please, you are embarrassing me!"
"Ah, sorry! But still, you were so acute just now!" Rain replied excitedly. She was very happy to have a brother. Being protected like this made her happy even if she did not need it.
"Yes, Prince Devan is the bravest cutest prince of them all!" An old woman at the side yelled out. This started another wave of praise as everyone ignored the heavily injured prince on the ground. One side of his face fractured due to a slap from a prince who had just recently been born.
As for Prince Ding Dong's servant, he slowly slipped away. He did not dare get involved. He would become one with nature and never be seen again. In actual fact, many years from now, he will become known as the beast king and would protect the western forest from anyone humans who dare to enter.
Prince Ding Dong did not wake up until it was late at night. He found himself in a dark room, strapped to a bed, completely in the nude! "What is going on!? Where is this!?"
"Oh, husband! You have finally woken up. Your baby was worried about you!" A woman with a very narrow and long head and a nose that was at least six inches long with many hairy warts on her face suddenly burst through the door, blushing away.
Seeing this woman, the now deformed Prince Ding Dong's face twisted even more as he yelled out: "Do you know who I am!? I am a Prince of the Dong Kingdom! How dare you do this to me! Untie me and give me my clothes back!"
"What!? Why would I let you go, baby? We still have to make me pregnant. First, just eat this here, and your manhood will stay up for days. Don't worry, honey, your baby here will do all the work. You just need to lay there. I will do everything. From washing you to changing your diaper. Hehehehehehe!" The crazy lady laughed out loud as she tried to act seductive and bit her finger, but this only made Prince Ding Dong want to throw up everything he ate. But sadly, he was unable to free himself from his bindings. He had no time to care about how he was beaten by a small child. He only wanted to escape the nightmare he had been thrown in.
Back in the palace, Kana saw Rain walk in with Devan and smiled as she asked: "How was it?"
"It was fun. We watched a play, and then Devan beat up some guy who was trying to talk to me. It was quite amusing." Rain replied. She was in a very good mood.
"That is my big boy! Already protecting his sisters. Devan Mama is proud of you!" Kana said as she snatched Devan from Rain's arms and hugged him tight, and planted many kisses on his forehead.