松鼠症仓库

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

The corner of Liu Shimei’s eyes twitched. “I’m not interested in spanking. I can kick your butt, do you want to try?”

Huangfu Lingyao pursed his lips.

Spanking is a couple’s hobby. If his wife doesn’t cooperate, it’s not cute!

Forget it, forget it. It was not of use now.

After they got married, they could play this game. At that time, she would probably not refuse!

Huskies were full of energy. He was depressed for a while. Then, he smiled and asked,” Then, if the old woman of the Miao family doesn’t keep her word, what do you plan to do, Wife?”

Mo’er was also very interested. “That’s right, Eldest Young Miss. Have you thought it through?”

Not to mention the two children, even someone as mature and steady as Changge was a bit curious about what Liu Shimei would do.

But Liu Shimei kept them in suspense, lightly laughing, “You’ll know when the day comes, won’t you?”

The silly dog was instantly somewhat disappointed.

But his disappointment wouldn’t last too long. After returning to the Floating Cloud Pavilion, Liu Shimei was busy guiding Xu Xian in arranging for the people from the Miao family who had come for a check-up.

After all, it was a collective health check project, and they needed to line up for individual examinations first. Then, based on each person’s information, they would be treated accordingly.

So, they had to create a register first.

Health checks were a novelty in this era.

And creating a register was quite innovative.

But Liu Shimei was organized in her work, and that was something Shu Jun admired the most.

After spending half a day, Shu Jun organized the records of 13 individuals, including Duke Ang.

“13!” Mo Er rolled her eyes and said, “Duke An already has a wife and 8 concubines, yet there are still 4 maidservants in the inner chambers!”

Liu Shimei calmly remarked, “There might be others outside.”

Order must be maintained; otherwise, how could one avoid contracting a venereal disease?

Some people had to wait until tomorrow. Today, Liu Shimei first went to examine Duke An, followed by Madam Miao. If there was spare time, then it was the turn of Duke An’s concubines.

Then, chaos ensued!

As soon as they heard about the examination for Duke An, Miao Jie, Huangfu Lingyao, grabbed Liu Shimei’s arm and squatted on the ground.

“Wife, he’s a man! How can you examine him? I won’t allow you to go!”

It was one thing for Miao Jie to be a man, but the key issue was the type of disease in that area!

He was only a step away from saying, “Wife, you can’t look at other men’s private parts, only mine!”

With his massive frame squatting down, he refused to release Liu Shimei’s hand. She couldn’t break free and could only be dragged to stand in the corridor, emitting an inexplicable aura of helplessness!

“Lingyao…”

She had just started to speak, but the silly dog interrupted her. Oh, at this moment, he wasn’t a silly dog; he was the most shrewd one!

“I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen! I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care! I don’t want, I don’t want, I don’t want!”

Everyone watched him throw a tantrum, still squatting on the ground. As long as he sat down, he could start a rolling performance!

Liu Shimei’s head hurt a lot!

It felt like the frustration of a mother seeing her unruly child throwing a tantrum—she wished she could knock him out, but considering he was her own, she couldn’t bring herself to do it.

Fortunately, she had the upper hand.

If he were really her own child and not her fiance, she might have kicked him away!

She took a deep breath and, with patience, asked, “Lingyao, I’m going to talk seriously now. Are you really not going to listen?”

Her voice was cool.

“I won’t listen, no matter what!” The silly puppy arrogantly replied.

However, in the next moment—