BXBX NOVEL Chapter 105: Poke You to Death
Chapter 105
: The child is hypoglycemic from hunger, gnawed on ten corncobs! Staring longingly waiting for Gu Beihuai to come back and eat!
: Seeing this makes my heart ache! Nan XiangWan eat, it's okay!
: This scene moved me!
: The King of the South and the Emperor of the North...
: Is this really the time to ship CPs? Be a person!
: When did I say CP? Can't it just be comradeship between the King of the South and Emperor of the North? The relationship between these two has already sublimated! A life-and-death friendship!
: Oh...sorry I misunderstood!
: Comradeship between the King of the South and Emperor of the North!
: As a Gu Beihuai fan I decide to unilaterally shake hands with Nan XiangWan fans, what do you think?
: Truce for now.
...
As Nan XiangWan looked towards the entrance for the Nth time.
The roar of a car sounded!
A villager drove and brought Gu Beihuai back.
When getting out of the car, the villager enthusiastically handed over many things, including a large sandpot!
Huang Shi hurried out to help carry things.
Nan XiangWan gnawed on corn as she looked outside.
The villager waved at her: "Nan XiangWan! My mom stewed a chicken for you!"
Nan XiangWan's eyes lit up.
Villager: "Thank you for saving my dad! Will stew for you again tomorrow!"
Huang Shi smiled and took the things, thanking the villager.
Nan XiangWan also waved her sleeves at the person, waving them vigorously.
Super happy!
Chicken for dinner tonight!
Huang Shi carried the large sandpot back: "Quick, the chicken is still hot!"
Gu Beihuai had already treated his wounds, seemingly not badly hurt. He wore a jacket lent by the villagers, his original clothes shredded by the wild boar's tusks.
Nan XiangWan immediately served up three big bowls of rice, placing them in front of Gu Beihuai and Huang Shi.
Then she started rubbing her hands in anticipation.
Chicken!
Meat!
Snake!
Eat!
Huang Shi knew she couldn't wait any longer, smiling from ear to ear: "Eat up, eat up."
Gu Beihuai also lightly hooked up the corners of his mouth: "Go ahead."
As if she had received an order.
In an instant, Nan XiangWan tipped her head back, her chopsticks scrabbled, and half a bowl of rice went into her mouth.
At the same time, she quickly swept the dishes on the table!
Her other hand somehow grabbed a large chicken leg!
She demonstrated what it meant to be hungry as a mad dog.
: Pfft! Hahaha!
: Touching stuff can wait, nothing's bigger than eating!
: I was just moved by the comradeship between them, now I'm shocked by Nan XiangWan's actions, breath stuck halfway up and down!
: Did Nan XiangWan use her evasion speed? Blurred from eating so fast!
: My god hahahaha Nan XiangWan is killing me!
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Nan XiangWan ate shockingly at this meal!
The stewed freerange chicken soup was delicious, the freshly killed snake meat tasty!
Huang Shi went to steam another pot of rice halfway before stopping her.
The child was really starving!
Gu Beihuai also ate a lot, his energy expenditure today was exceptionally huge.
After the two ate their fill, Huang Shi busied himself washing dishes.
By now, it was 10pm, Nan XiangWan's biological clock hit.
A spring night breeze blew beside them. Gu Beihuai turned his head.
He saw the girl's smooth hair blown up by the wind. It was early April, the weather a bit cool.
Nan XiangWan was blown by the night wind and gave a sneeze, followed seamlessly by a yawn.
Gu Beihuai felt like laughing seeing this.
A sneeze and yawn transitioning seamlessly like this was hard for normal people to do.
Gu Beihuai looked at her and gently said: "Go sleep, remember to wash your face."
Nan XiangWan: "Mmhmm!"
She was dead tired!
The cottage had three rooms, all prepared for guests.
Nan XiangWan trotted up the stairs, rushing into the room and hopping on the bed with a stomp of her feet.
Oh right, what did Gu Beihuai call her to do earlier?
Nan XiangWan's eyelids drooped, her brain tried to recall Gu Beihuai's words, but she fell asleep the next second.
In the yard.
Huang Shi finished the dishes and came over, wiping his hands with a paper towel.
His eyes looked into the house: "Asleep?"
Gu Beihuai nodded, sipping tea: "Young, can't stay up late, biological clock hit."
The staff were packing up equipment around them, the livestream had ended, continuing at 6am tomorrow.
Huang Shi sat opposite Gu Beihuai: "Incredible, even knows the little girl's biological clock!"
Gu Beihuai looked at him with an ambiguous smile, not speaking.
The staff walked back and forth, no one paid the two any attention.
Huang Shi raised his brows, teasing insistently: "I asked around clearly, tsk tsk, lots of people saw! It was you who pushed Nan XiangWan away and went up yourself! Reckless of her to save the villager, but when were you ever so reckless, Gu Beihuai? Punching wild boars, impressive! Lucky you weren't bitten to death!"
The curve of Gu Beihuai's mouth gradually widened: "Since you've guessed, say it directly instead of insinuating."
Huang Shi rolled his eyes: "Three years minimum."
Gu Beihuai: "I can wait."
Huang Shi scoffed: "You can wait to date, but can you wait til marrying?"
Gu Beihuai gave him an ambiguous look.
Huang Shi was embarrassed for a moment, just recalling Gu Beihuai still had no dating experience.
Normal people would be stirred in adolescence, but not this person.
Such self-discipline was frightening!
Huang Shi continued: "Even marrying, 20 is the legal marriage age for females! And she's currently a new gen idol, which star married so early?"
Gu Beihuai: "Reasonable, then wait until she's 25 before discussing marriage."
Huang Shi: "Yes yes, you're thinking far, not even started dating but already thinking of marrying years later! You're only 8 years older, when the girl is 25, you'll be 33!"
Each word struck the heart.
Gu Beihuai expressionlessly retorted: "By then, you'll be not far off either."
Huang Shi: "!!!"
Damn! Does he know how to speak?
Looking for a fight?
Forget it, can't win.
The two bickered for a while more before going to sleep at 12am.
But when washing his face, Gu Beihuai suddenly recalled something.
He took the warm wet towel and entered Nan XiangWan's room.
Huang Shi was dumbfounded by this: "Yo, no cameras yet you're still so unabashed?"
Gu Beihuai ignored his yapping and entered the room, turning on the lights.
Nan XiangWan was sleeping deeply, curled up like a little shrimp.
Gu Beihuai took the wet towel and gently wiped her face.
Indeed didn't wash her face!
So disobedient!
Huang Shi just stood leaning against the doorframe watching this scene the entire time.
After Gu Beihuai finished wiping Nan XiangWan's face, he also wiped her hands, then took out some facial cream and applied it on her face.
At this point Huang Shi couldn't stand it anymore, speaking up: "Enough right? You're really..."
Gu Beihuai: "Shh!"
After finishing with the facial cream, Gu Beihuai tucked Nan XiangWan in before turning off the lights and leaving the room.
Huang Shi was already speechless standing in the hallway outside.
This wasn't finding a girlfriend, this was finding a daughter!
Gu Beihuai, are you not right in the head?