Chapter 1039
He couldn’t have misheard that voice. It was soap...
“You Little B * Stard, you’ve hidden it quite well...”soap’s teasing voice continued, “Where did you learn to Meow like that? It’s even more clingy than the second fatty’s meowing when he wants to eat. Not Bad, you little B * Stard, you’ve even hidden such a skill!”
As soon as such vulgar teasing words were said, Grandpa Lu instantly stopped suspecting that this guy in front of him was actually soap!
“F * ck... you... you really are a little cow who flies on a plane. You’re so awesome. F * ck, how did you do that?”Grandpa Lu curiously moved closer to the position of Gundam’s eyeball, wanting to see if there was really a bar of soap sitting inside.
“Hey... ... I didn’t expect me to be so awesome ... “...”soap’s voice was unprecedentedly proud. “At that time, when the cannon flew over, you son of a B * Tch jumped so fast that I couldn’t catch up with you. I thought that I would be a step ahead of you, but I didn’t expect that the fire didn’t hurt me at all...”. “...”
“Didn’t hurt you when you screamed so hard?”Grandpa Lu rolled his eyes. “Do you know how my conscience suffered after hearing your scream?”
“F * ck off, you ran so fast and your conscience suffered. By the way, you didn’t scream when you were burned by the fire? You didn’t see how powerful the fire was. I feel that if it was blown down, this mountain might be gone!”
“Bullsh * t, why didn’t you say that it was a nuclear bomb?”
“If you don’t believe me, I’ll give you one now?”
“Letter letter letter...”Grandpa Lu hurriedly nodded like a chick pecking on rice. “Soap is mighty, catching a nuclear bomb with his bare hands. Those scum on the heaven roll are not even worthy to carry your shoes!”
“Don’t be so weird. Those fellows on the Heaven Roll are really not on the same level as me...”soap said proudly. “Raingirl, you know that Wuguana Mecha, right? Let me tell you, compared to this one, it’s like a piece of scrap metal!”
“It’s not that exaggerated, right?”Grandpa looked at this tall mecha suspiciously. Although in terms of appearance... ... It was indeed a few levels higher than being handsome and mighty. However, sometimes a mech was not just based on appearance. This was something that had been demonstrated to him many times in the anime and sci-fi movies when he was young.
Usually, the latest models of those awe-inspiring mechs were all trash, and those tattered mechs that were abandoned in a shabby corner and accidentally picked up by the main character were treasures that could fight against 100 people by themselves!
“Let me show you, the function that I discovered just now...”soap laughed complacently, then slightly opened up a huge mechanical palm and aimed it at the forest that was previously filled with mucus.
In the next second, countless brilliant lasers shot out. With a round of sweeping, the trees, grass, and rocks all over the mountain were continuously cut like tofu, and the entire forest was instantly sliced into a bare piece!
Looking at the sky full of lime and wood chips, Grandpa immediately sucked in a breath of cold air. This scene... ! ... was simply invincible. In front of him was a group of tanks that felt like their lives were cut into pieces like tofu. It was too f * cking cool!
“Awesome, brother! !”Grandpa instantly became excited.
“Hehe!”! ! Soap immediately laughed with his hands on his hips, “Old immortal Li Bai is right. I’m born with talent, so I must be useful. As expected, I’m not a simple soap. From now on, you can be at ease with me. I’ll bring you to roam the New World and kill Gods and Buddhas!”!
“This is...”his grandpa couldn’t help but twitch his lips. “It’s obvious that he’s a cameo, right? You think you can fly after controlling such a Thing?”
“This guy really isn’t a cameo...”soap said faintly, “I read a part of this guy’s memory. He’s a character, okay?”
“You can F * cking read other people’s Memory?”This skill made his grandpa a little shocked.
“I don’t know either...”soap said honestly, “Not only can I read his memories, I think I can even replace him...”
As he said that, the mech slowly opened up, and a thin and small blue figure walked out from the abdomen of the mech. From Afar, it looked like a miniature version of Bernier... ...
“You... You’re Soap?”Grandpa Lu said with his eyes wide open.
“What do you think?”The blue figure rolled his eyes at Grandpa.
“F * ck, what form is this? Did you transform successfully?”Grandpa Lu asked excitedly.
If he had known that he could transform after being roasted, why would he have run...
“I don’t think so...”soap shook his head. “I just absorbed some things, and then I became like this...”
“Absorbed things? What Things?”
Soap: “The original owner of this body...”
Grandpa took a deep breath when he heard that. What the F * ck was so cruel. The ultimate opposite sex... ...
The key was how to absorb it? Was it the kind that was eaten directly like the aliens?
While his mind was filled with that scene, soap rolled his eyes and said, “Don’t think about all that nonsense. I’m not that disgusting...”
His grandfather asked, “How do you know what I’m Thinking?”
“I don’t know...”. Soap frowned in confusion. “It should be the ability of this body. It seems to be close to you. I can read some of your emotions and thoughts. It’s not like I can read your mind directly. Instead, I can calculate and analyze your subtle changes in your emotions and get some similar results ... “You don’t know that my brain is no different from a supercomputer. It can calculate many problems in a second. F * ck!”
“F * ck... isn’t this the developer?”The Grandpa was shocked and said carefully, “Is this the talent of this body?”
“It should be...”
“Then if you didn’t eat it, where is it?”
“Inside. Let me show you inside...”
“Can I still go in?”Grandpa’s eyes suddenly bright, a face eager to try the expression.
“It’s big in there. There’s plenty of room for both of us...”
“Suddenly I don’t want to go in...”
... ... ... . .
After entering the body, Grandpa looked around curiously. The cabin structure inside the body was more advanced than he had imagined. Although he couldn’t see what the equipment was, he could tell at a glance that it was very advanced. ...
Inside the mech, on an all-round seat, there was a half-lying body that was exactly the same as soap’s body. It was just that it was much taller, and the pressure it emitted was also much stronger... ...
“F * ck... you cut it in half?”
“I didn’t do it...”soap shook his head. “When I came, he was already like this...”
“Then how did you become like this?”Grandpa Lu asked curiously.
“I’m not too sure either...”soap said doubtfully. “At that time, I only wanted to kill him after I sneaked into the mech. I was prepared to jump on his face and let him choke on my feces! !”
Grandpa:”...”
“The main reason was that I didn’t have any offensive methods. All I could think of was to seal his mouth and nose and let him suffocate...”
Grandpa: “And then?”
...
Soap: “Then I felt a very strong spiritual energy attacking me. F * ck, that felt like a paper boat encountering a storm at sea. You Don’t know how helpless I felt at that time. I thought I was going to be killed instantly...”. “...”. But in the end, he didn’t make any further moves... “...”
“He didn’t make any further moves?”Grandpa was stunned.
“Yes...”soap also had a puzzled look on his face. He kept feeling that there was something in his body that stopped him from trying to kill me. Then, he took the initiative to contact me. As soon as I responded, I became like this. ...
“He even obtained some memories and abilities. He can even control a mech...”
“What the F * ck, what kind of ability is this?”Grandpa was stunned when he heard that. He felt that it was so awesome... ...
Just as he was about to ask again, a stiff electronic voice suddenly came from within the mech, “X17 squad leader Jessica is requesting a spiritual link from you. Do you need to open a high-power connection?”?
“Eh?”
What the hell?