BXBX NOVEL Chapter 147 146: Breaking The Yoke Of Love (I)
(A/N: Let me warn you guys now, some of you might not like the content of this chapter. So, uhm, I apologize in advance.)
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"Welcome… to the SERMON OF FATTY BLACK BONEZ!"
Seconds after the lady in green spoke those words, Corey looked to her right and when he did, he saw a fat man walking on a set of made up stairs.
One would think that for a man of his size, it would be difficult for him to climb the made up stairs but surprisingly, the fat man climbed the stairs with ease, surprising Corey slightly.
Corey's interest was slightly piqued by this tiny, unassuming and possibly unimportant scene in front of him.
Corey looked at the fat man from head to toe, observing his appearance.
Although the fat man was fat, he was not extremely fat like an elephant.
Also, although he was fat, he was handsome and also emitted an aura of elegance and pride.
He wore a blue suit with a white shirt beneath it. He also wore a silver neck chain and also had several rings on some of his fingers.
All in all, the fat man looked like a satisfied handsome young man.
A few seconds passed and the fat man finally reached the lady in green and with a calm and elegant movement, he bowed slightly.
The lady in green reciprocated then she gave the fat man the microphone.
Once again, with a calm movement, he collected the microphone, then he spoke:
"So what's up my people. My name is Fatty Black Bonez, not Bones and just like some of you know, this is another episode of Sermon of Fatty Black Bonez."
With a calm and slightly deep tone, Fatty Black Bonez spoke as he walked back and forth on the wide table he was on.
"Today, we're gonna speak about a new theme called, Breaking The Yoke of Love."
Fatty Black Bonez stopped walking after he spoke and Corey had raised brows hearing Fatty Black Bonez words.
'Breaking the yoke of love?'
Corey thought as he looked at Fatty Black Bonez who was looking at the crowd who had intrigued and curious expressions.
"Y'all know that sometimes love is sweet right?"
Fatty Black Bonez asked and a collective set of nods and yes resounded from the crowd.
"Hmm, hmm."
Fatty Black Bonez also nodded his head repeatedly while humming and walking in a random manner. He looked at the crowd for a few seconds then he brought the microphone to his lips and spoke:
"Y'all also know that sometimes love is peace right?"
Fatty Black Bonez asked once again and just like before, a collective set of nods and yes resounded from the audience.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm."
Just like before, Fatty Black Bonez also nodded while walking around in a completely random manner.
Fatty Black Bonez took a few seconds longer as he hummed and nodded without saying anything.
Just as Corey was wondering what Fatty Black Bonez was going to say, Divine's voice reached his ears.
"And it begins."
Corey turned towards Divine with a confused expression on his face, but Divine didn't even glance at him and was watching the show with rapt attention.
A second passed and just as this second passed, Fatty Black Bonez continued speaking.
"But did you know that these days, love is wicked?"
With a tone slightly higher than his previous tones, Fatty Black Bonez spoke then he looked at the audience and pointed at a man who was at the front.
"Hey you, yes you. When you were small, did you ever watch all those animated romance films? Romance cartoons?"
Corey looked to his right where Fatty Black Bonez was gesturing at and he saw Fatty Black Bonez throwing his microphone at the person he questioned.
Fatty Black Bonez snapped his fingers and another microphone appeared in his hand.
"So yeah tell us, did you watch those romance cartoons when you were young?"
"Can you remember cartoons like the one where a man turned into a 'hideous' beast and he needed a kiss from a beautiful woman to break his 'curse'?"
Fatty Black Bonez asked and with an emotionless expression and tone, the man replied.
"I never watched romance cartoons or any cartoons in general."
Corey looked at the man with slightly raised brows and he was not the only one that had his type of reaction, Fatty Black Bonez also had the same type of reaction and his next words also expressed his feelings on the words of the man beneath him.
"What did you now watch when you were young?"
Fatty Black Bonez asked, his curiosity showing in his tone.
"I watched videos on the most efficient ways of killing people when I was young."
"…"
"Uhm… Alright. You be you and I'll be me. Oh no, don't worry, keep the microphone, I don't need it anymore. Keep it, keep it."
Fatty Black Bonez spoke with twitching lips as he stopped the man from giving him back the microphone.
He turned back and started walking back and forth a few times, then he released a soft sigh.
"So like I was saying before this fine specimen of a gentleman spoke, I said two things."
"I said that these days love is wicked and I also asked about the romance cartoons right?"
Fatty Black Bonez asked but the response he received was a bit lack luster.
"I said, am I right people?!"
With a loud tone, Fatty Black Bonez shouted and the response from the crowd was much better.
"Now, why did I say all of that?"
"It's because I seriously, and I mean seriously, hate all those romance cartoons I watched that made me have a stupid view on love and romance."
"Fuck every single one of them! Fuck what they made me believe!"
"They made me believe life was a fairy tale but life's no fairy tale."
"Life ain't like Adam and Eve."
"There is no such thing as soul mates."
"There is no one person that's out there that's for you, that's stupid as fuck mates!"
"In a whole planet of more than ten billion people, somebody told me that one is enough, that's crazy!"
"Everywhere that I turn, I'm looking at Baddies, I'm looking at Shawties!"
"I mean look at Melissa, she one of them baddies, she one of them Shawties and you tell me that there's only one person that's out there for me?!... Hell na!"
With a righteous and fervent expression, Fatty Black Bonez gestured towards the lady in green who was standing on a table further away from Fatty Black Bonez, causing everybody to look at her.
Feeling everybody's stare, Melissa smiled back at them, tucked a hair strand behind her ear, then waved back causing a few resounding gulps to occur in the crowd.
"Now y'all have seen Melissa and some of you should also know Rosa, Pamela, Fiona and so many other sexy ladies we have in the bloody Underworld."
"I mean come on. And you want me to only focus on one woman?"
" You know what, in fact, let's not go to the top, top ladies. Let's go to the ladies in this place, watching me right now."
Walking up and down the 'stage', Fatty Black Bonez turned his neck a little, his eyes searching for a beautiful lady and a few seconds later, a glint appeared in his eyes as he located one.
"Hey, you. The beautiful and sexy lady in blue."
Fatty Black Bonez pointed close to the middle of the crowd and where he was pointing at, two ladies were standing side by side and both of them were wearing blue.
But one of them had an average look while having an almost non-existent breast and ass.
While the other, had a beautiful face, though not as beautiful as Melissa, and she also had a much larger bust than the lady beside her.
The people around them had confused expressions seeing the two ladies who were wearing the same color of clothes, but did not look alike at all.
The average looking lady had a surprised expression on her face when she noticed that Fatty Black Bonez finger was pointing at her.
"Are you talking about me?"
She asked with surprise and slight hope in her tone.
But,
"Who is talking to you? Are you sexy? Are you beautiful?"
"Please move away, I only talk to sexy and beautiful ladies."
With a disdainful tone and expression, Fatty Black Bonez mercilessly embarrassed the average looking girl while shooing her away like a disgusting fly.
The crowd erupted in a wild and loud laughter as soon as Fatty Black Bonez spoke and the average looking girl ran away while covering her eyes with her right arm.
Without looking at the running and crying average looking girl, Fatty Black Bonez looked at the other lady who was beside the average looking girl.
"Now everybody, look at that sexy and beautiful lady over there."
"She is just one of the many beautiful and sexy ladies in the entire world and a fool will now come and tell me that I should have only one person?"
"Hella fucking no my brothers!"
"Hella fucking no."
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With a shake of his head, Fatty Black Bonez walked around, then he gestured towards the sexy and beautiful lady in blue who had a smile on her face, clearly enjoying the attention.
"Look at her. People, look at her."
"I want girls like her."
"I want girls like Melissa."
"I want girls like Pamela."
"I want girls like Fiona!"
"And just like I said before, I want her."
With a gesture to the lady in blue, Fatty Black Bonez spoke and just as he spoke, a tone filled with slight rage and worry spoke out.
"She's my girlfriend man!"
"You can't do that to me Fatty Black Bonez. I'm one of your biggest fans!"
With raised brows, Fatty Black Bonez looked towards the source of the voice and when he did, he saw a somewhat lean looking man with nerd like glasses standing to the girl's left.
The lean looking man had an expression of rage and worry in his eyes, and Fatty Black Bonez had a light smirk seeing the lean man.
"I'm going to call you my brother, since I call every guy my brother."
"So my brother, I'm 100% sure you're already using a used product so what's the difference if it just gets used one more time."
Hearing the words of Fatty Black Bonez, the rage in the eyes of the lean man with glasses intensified and the lady in blue was stifling a laugh, but the lean man with glasses was too rage filled to notice.
Just as the lean man with glasses was about to speak, Fatty Black Bonez spoke.
But this time, his voice was a tad colder and his smile looking more like that of a predator.
"My brother, I told you that the theme for today is, Breaking The Yoke Of Love."
"We are breaking the yoke of love today and forever."
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