Chapter 267 - The Zombie King’s Heartthrob Girlfriend (47)
Song Yunhuan: “...”
Bai Weiwei: “Am I a bad woman in your eyes? I’m the kind of person who’s scared of lightning.”
It was silent behind the door.
Suddenly the door opened. Bai Weiwei, who was leaning against the door, tumbled in.
She was sprawled out on the floor. Song Yunhuan looked at her with a dark face.
A fire danced in his eyes. In the dark, it looked wild and scary.
Bai Weiwei immediately stood up. She tugged on her robe, a bit nervous. “It’s almost midnight. Your birthday is almost over.”
Song Yunhuan did not answer.
Bai Weiwei continued awkwardly, “I haven’t given you a present yet.”
She slowly took off her robe.
Song Yunhuan’s pupils constricted, so nervous he forgot to breathe.
Was she going to give herself to him? No clothes under the robe...
“In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!”
Bai Weiwei threw off her robe. She wore a Sailor Moon suit, holding a moon stick. She pointed it at Song Yunhuan with a serious face.
Song Yunhuan: “...”
System: ...mdzz1
When Bai Weiwei finished shouting she felt very embarrassed. She tightly gripped the moon stick. “Um... I know you like this character, so I wanted to imitate her, for your birthday present. If you don’t like it, don’t laugh...”
“Pff...”
Song Yunhuan couldn’t help it. These days, people as stupid as this were extinct.
He was so angry with her he was about to explode.
His reason reminded him, she once ran away. There must be a motive behind her pleasing him.
But seeing her do something so stupid so seriously.
Whatever it was, just for him.
Song Yunhuan was certain, he was happy.
【Ding. The male lead’s favorability is at 80.】
Such a thing could also raise favorability. The system expressed: two mentally disabled people.
Bai Weiwei looked anxious. “Song Yunhuan, I said don’t laugh. Do you know how much courage it took to dress up like this?”
Her face was red.
Suddenly she was held in Song Yunhuan’s arms. He buried his face in her shoulder.
His breath was cold. “You really are crazy.”
Bai Weiwei was stiff, not daring to move.
Song Yunhuan kissed her neck, moving down to her shoulder. His breathing was chaotic. He kissed her collarbone, and couldn’t help but bite it.
She quivered. Her skin turned red.
While outside the thunderstorm brewed, the ambiguous atmosphere inside grew heated.
When he reached for the buttons on her underwear, the moon stick hit him on his head.
He was stunned, and Bai Weiwei took the opportunity to run away.
Her face was red, her eyes were wet, and her breathing was shallow.
“Y-y-you... do you want me, or do you want Sailor Moon, ah?”
Song Yunhuan choked on his breath.
“I’m not a pervert, why would I want an anime character?”
Bai Weiwei sighed, clearly relieved. “Then turn around, I’ll change before we continue.”
Song Yunhuan’s face flashed with doubt.
Bai Weiwei got angry. “You like these characters. I’m wearing their clothes. Who knows who you’re actually passionate about, ah.”
Song Yunhuan: It’s so stupid it makes sense.
Song Yunhuan silently turned around. He didn’t want to break this rare moment of warmth.
He heard the sound of her getting dressed, and...
His face changed. He whirled around and saw Bai Weiwei holding a familiar vial in her hand.
He had left the case on the table. He had thought that Bai Weiwei wouldn’t touch it, so he carelessly left it out in the open.
Bai Weiwei stepped on the window. They were 100 stories above ground.
The wind blew. She shook, her teeth chattering.
Seeing Song Yunhuan stop and not dare to move, Bai Weiwei laughed and looked up. She drank the blue liquid in the vial.
With a smile, she said, “Happy birthday, Song Yunhuan. This is my birthday present for you. I want you to be human, no longer a monster.”
1: This has been previously translated in arc 4, but to refresh your memory, mdzz is an abbreviation for mentally retarded.↩