Chapter 423 - Are The Children Crazy?
Chapter 423: Are The Children Crazy?
A dog and a pig sounded very funny, but this was also them showing their sincerity. Shao Nan touched his nose. “Alright, I’ll wait to get a pet pig.”
Little Bei was so delighted to have the little rabbit that she couldn’t sleep at night. Mu Jingzhe quite liked the little rabbit too, as it looked really adorable.
Little Bei went to take a bath. As Mu Jingzhe squatted next to her and played with the little white rabbit, songs about little white rabbits also surfaced in her mind. “Little bunny, be good and open the door…”
What were the next lyrics of the song? She had forgotten.
Mu Jingzhe only knew how to sing this one line, so she repeated it many times before recalling another one.
“Little bunny, fair and white. Pick it up by both ears and cut its artery and veins. It’ll look so cute as it remains motionless…”
Although she remembered another song, she only recalled the adapted version again. Mu Jingzhe shook her head. “Can’t let Little Bei hear this.”
Little Bei, who was standing at the door and had been about to speak, blinked and took a step back.
Actually, everyone had an interest in the little white rabbit, including Shao Nan. That day, he also wanted to feed the little white rabbit, but when he arrived, he realized that Little Bei was feeding it and singing.
Seeing that Little Bei was very focused, Shao Xi didn’t say anything. He quietly went forward to cover Little Bei’s eyes and play with her. His ears were distracted as he listened to Little Bei sing, and the more he listened, the more he felt that something was amiss.
“Little bunny, fair and white. Pick it up by both ears and cut its artery and veins. It’ll look so cute as it remains motionless… Where are the veins? And where is the artery?”
Shao Xi froze and watched as Little Bei lowered her head to look at the little white rabbit carefully, as if she was really looking for its artery and veins. He immediately stopped thinking about playing the blindfold game. “Little Bei, stop!”
Little Bei was startled. “Second Brother, you scared me to death. Why didn’t you say anything?”
“You’re the one who scared me to death. What are you looking for?”
“The little rabbit’s artery and veins…”
“Why are you looking for its artery and veins? Don’t tell me you’re going to cut them when you find them?” Shao Xi snatched the little rabbit and hugged it. “The bunny is so cute. How can you have such thoughts? Besides, this is a gift from Mommy. You should raise it until it grows old and dies.”
Little Bei looked at Shao Xi and suddenly burst into laughter. “Second Brother, what are you talking about?”
“I heard everything. After cutting the artery, you’re going to cut its veins. You even said that it looks adorable as it remains motionless. You’re really scary… Or were you rehearsing a scene? This kind of scene is terrifying.”
“Hahaha.” Little Bei laughed out loud. “No, Second Brother, I was not. I was just singing a song. I won’t do it.”
“Who taught you this kind of song? It’s awful…” After Shao Xi finished, he suddenly thought of the ‘bombing school song’ and the ‘pulling up one’s pants song’.
“It can’t have been Mommy, can it?”
Little Bei responded with an “Mm”. Other than Mommy, who else would sing such a nice and interesting song?
“Mommy…” Shao Xi was helpless. It had indeed been Mommy. Mommy’s brain was too strange. There would always be strange words coming out of it, and she would even sing strange songs.
“Don’t sing it out loud. Mommy is afraid that I’ll learn it. I heard it and learned it in secret.” Little Bei looked at the little rabbit. “Then, I was curious to know if the bunny really has arteries and veins, so I researched it. I wouldn’t really cut it. Like you said, I’ll raise it until it grows old and dies. I’ll be responsible for its entire bunny life.”
Shao Xi nodded in relief when he heard that. Then, his interest was piqued. Hence, the two of them started looking for the bunny’s artery and veins. As they searched, they even subconsciously hummed the song they had secretly learned.
As they were trying to figure it out, a voice suddenly came from the side. “Are you really going to cut the artery of the little white rabbit? Isn’t this a gift from Mommy? I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Shao Xi and Little Bei were so frightened that they almost fell to the ground. They looked at Shao Nan, who had suddenly spoken.
“Shao Nan, you scared us to death!”
Shao Nan stood on the side and said solemnly with his hands behind his back, “You’re scarier, alright? Mommy bought the little white rabbit for you to raise it, but you actually want to cut its veins.”
“We didn’t. We were just taking a look out of curiosity.”
“Alright then.” Shao Nan paused. “The song… is quite nice.”
Little Bei quickly tugged at Shao Nan. “I secretly learned it from Mommy. Don’t expose yourself.”
Squatting on the ground, Little Bei tugged at Shao Nan’s pants. Shao Nan, whose pants were nearly pulled down, quickly reached out and grabbed his pants, no longer looking as serious as before.
“Shao Bei, you pulled my pants down again. How many times have I told you not to pull my pants down casually!”
“I didn’t do it on purpose. I’ll be more careful in the future.” Little Bei apologized. “Besides, I just do it at home. Even if your pants fall at home, it’ll be fine.”
“You’re already grown up and you should behave like a big girl. Why are you still so carefree? You have to change this habit. Otherwise, what if you pull someone else’s pants down in the future?
“If it’s a girl, she’ll cry to death. And if it’s a boy, shouldn’t you take responsibility?”
Shao Nan was very serious and gave off the dignified air of an older brother. Little Bei could only admit her mistake and apologize. “I understand. I definitely won’t dare carelessly pull someone’s pants down in the future.” No way would she do it to other people.
After Little Bei apologized, she taught Shao Nan the rabbit song.
In the end, even Shao Dong learned it. The song was very catchy, and one could sing it after listening to it once or twice. Furthermore, every time he fed the little white rabbit carrots or vegetable leaves, he would subconsciously sing it. It was hard to stop.
Shao Dong didn’t want to sing it, but even though his mind told him not to, his mouth had a mind of its own.
Xiao Wu had also learned it. Every time he looked at the little rabbit, he thought that… it was really pitiful.
Fortunately, his little fish didn’t have to listen to such a horrifying song every day. It was also fortunate that the little rabbit couldn’t understand it. Otherwise, its heart would probably tremble every day.
Although the little rabbit was pitiful, just like Shao Dong’s mouth, Xiao Wu’s mouth had a mind of its own and couldn’t be controlled.
After summer vacation, Xiao Wu officially made a comeback and released a new album. In it were songs like “Swim, Little Fish”. Compared to his old self, Xiao Wu was more mature this time. Those who had been disappointed in him once again felt hope.
Xiao Wu personally apologized and explained it all to his previous partners, returning the unreasonably high amount of fees they had paid. He was aware of his mistake and didn’t avoid it. Instead, he corrected it, making everyone think even more highly of him.
As for the special tune “Swim, Little Fish”, because of its effect, it instantly attracted the fondness and attention of many people. Although there weren’t as many cases of sleep disorder as in the modern era, there were indeed a lot even in this day and age. This tune had become a true blessing for everyone.
It was beneficial to listen to it when one occasionally suffered from insomnia. Once again, everyone realized what genius music was like.
Later on, this song also became an insurmountable classic, like Xiao Wu’s previous songs. As time passed, it received more and more admiration and became an indispensable existence in many people’s lives.
The more people praised his work, the more Xiao Wu inevitably became popular. When Xiao Wu began selling albums, he kept constantly earning money by collecting copyright fees.
Of course, this would all happen in the future. For now, Xiao Wu’s reputation and credibility had taken a turn for the better.