BXBX NOVEL Chapter 378 "You All Dare To Blaspheme The God!!"
All those inside the temple turned to look at the entrance, staring at the two unexpected arrivals. The words they had just uttered left everyone flabbergasted.
"How dare you blaspheme a god!"
The lion-human rose from his crouching position, his head held high as he stared at Lavia who was standing at the entrance, "If you offer me the heart of your man, I will spare your life, woman. Get to it!"
"..."
Lavia gently twisted his neck, the blood in the veins beneath his transparent skin accelerating. He looked at the lion-human and Ming, "I fuck men!! I am going to skin it and make a pillow out of it!"
Ming nodded, "Alright, I'll take a loss. Just give me the gold and jewels on it."
Lavia agreed, "Fine, give me the meat too. I'll take it back as fertilizer."
Ming said, "Let's split it in half. My crops haven't eaten a divine beast before. You can have the bones."
"Alright."
"..."
The people inside the temple were left agape in astonishment. They thought, isn't it still alive? Haven't you two divided it up too prematurely? Isn't this a bit too presumptuous?
The lion-human shook its head, its eyes filled with rage, "You... are all going to die!"
In the next instant, a figure charged forward, shouting, "Anyone who doesn't want to die, get out of the way!"
A tent was then dropped down, enclosing the lion-human and him within it. The space inside the temple was spacious enough for the tent to fully spread out horizontally, leaving a large amount of space left. The height, however, was limited, causing some compression at the top of the tent, but it did not affect its use.
Inside the tent, Ming summoned Raoul, Lopene, Frank, and the Head Chef, who took their positions on his left and right.
The lion-human held its head high, its face a mix of scorn and slight surprise, "You intend to kill a god?"
Ming disappeared in stealth, then reappeared in front of the lion-human in the next instant. In its surprised moment, he extended a broken bowl, and jabbed it! Illusion for 3 seconds!
"Lopene, take the money!"
Ming ordered, simultaneously pulling out another large syringe and injecting it into the lion-human, drawing blood. The blood was drawn instantly, bright red in color, "Legendary god's blood is said to be golden, you are indeed a counterfeit."
"Raoul, come over!"
[Your puppet Raoul is looking at you... Where's the steel pipe? The dance?]
[Your puppet Frank is staring at you... Three days...?]
[…]
"Ummm…"
Ming was momentarily stunned, thinking to himself that these two sure have a good memory...
However, this wasn't difficult to handle. He pointed at the lion-human and said, "This guy stole our steel pipe!"
[Your puppets Raoul and Frank are looking at the lion-human… Roaring… Growling… Return our steel pipe!]
[…]
"~~"
As they charged forward, Ming injected Raoul with a needle, successfully infusing the blood. He then put Lopene, who had completed the investment skill, into the puppet space, glanced at the lion-human whose illusion effect was about to end, and turned to the Head Chef, "Get ready!"
[Your Head Chef is banging the pot and spatula…]
"You mere mortal, how dare you disrespect a god! I will tear you into pieces!"
The lion-human roared, "Sacred Armor!!"
[Your Foodie jumps out of the bag, salivating as it gazes at the lion-human's golden armor to collect, I love shiny things the most… Foodie has completed the collection, and jumps to one side to watch the battle, I also like fighting~]
[Foodie suddenly remembers that it is also a warrior. It catches the chocolate you throw, bites it, and swallows, it feels invigorated, and activates its Battle Heart, triggering Strength!!]
"My golden armor?"
The lion-human was astonished, the next instant, it was knocked over by a green light, followed by a werewolf appearing behind it, urinating!
"My!!!"
The lion-human's face tightened, and it turned its head to look behind, "You! You dare to blaspheme the god!"
Frank: I'm not done peeing yet!
"***"
"Roar!!"
Slap!!
The lion-human had just roared out when it was punched by Raoul, making its mouth crooked.
Ming stood still, watching them. After a combination of punches, they did not give the opponent a chance to use their skills.
However, he noticed something interesting, this god-like lion-human seemed to be repeating the same words over and over.
"Roar!! I will tear you all to pieces!!"
The lion-human rolled to avoid a hit, roaring, "Lion's Majesty!!"
[The tent effect is triggered, and the opponent's skill is silenced]
"..."
"..."
The lion-human was staring blankly, with its mouth agape. The next moment, an investment judgment occurred.
[Investment failed, an illusion for 10 seconds]
[…]
"..."
The lion-human felt dizzy, and just before falling into the illusion, it cursed, "You all dare to blaspheme the god!!"
"Still the same sentence?"
Ming gave an order, "Raoul, Frank, hold it down. I need to check its body."
"Hehe~"
[The puppet Raoul presses down on the lion-man's head... throws a punch... Give me back my steel pipe!]
[The puppet Frank... with his left hand, he moves the lion-man's tail to the side... his right hand is raised high in the shape of an eagle's claw...]
[...]
"Frank, you should know that you're essentially a human, you can't always act like a dog."
As Ming spoke, he quickly bent down to draw blood, drew it out, and jabbed a needle into Frank's thigh, "Don't move~ I've been very gentle, okay~"
With 8 seconds left of the lion-man's illusion, Ming squatted down and continued to draw blood, injecting it into the chef who was holding the frying spatula.
Raoul and Frank are of the monster-human type, it's normal for their genes to mutate. But whether zombies can mutate is questionable, after all, he has not experimented with this before. Fortunately, the lion-man has a lot of blood, enough for his purposes!
6 seconds left of the illusion.
Ming summoned Lopene and also gave him an injection.
4 seconds left of the illusion.
Outside the tent, Lavia leans against the wall, selling water.
"A can of food for a bottle of water, it's cheap, isn't it?"
"For your half bag of flour, I can give you a bottle."
"Seeds? Seeds are worth half a bottle, don't ask why, don't dawdle, if you don't want half a bottle, take it back."
"Am I a man or a woman? You can leave, I'm doing business, not matchmaking!"
"..."
At this moment, the tent door opens, and Ming shouts, "Lavia~ Do you want to mutate your Little Pink? The lion-man's strength isn't that great, but he has a lot of blood."
"No, I want to keep Little Pink pure."
As Lavia spoke, he poured a bottle of water for the person in front of him, accepting two cans of food in exchange, "Bro, I'm a bit busy here, hurry up and leave him barely alive for me, I'll go skin him."
"That works too, give me a few more minutes~"
Ming went back into the tent and closed the door.
"..."
The people in the temple, drinking water and listening to the conversation between these two, felt very twisted inside. It felt like these two were killing an emperor-level being who claimed to be a god as casually as if they were slaughtering a chicken at home... So casual.
What kind of people are you?
Are you even human?
Inside the tent.
[The puppet Frank... his left hand holding the lion's tail, his right hand continuously outputting...]
[The puppet Raoul is holding down the lion-man's head... seeing it stick out its tongue... licking his leg...]
[The puppet Raoul looks at you...]
[...]
"Maybe..."
Ming scratched the back of his head, "Maybe it's in heat because of the illusion? You have to know, with illusions, anything is possible. Besides, it's licking you and doesn't even mind your leg hair, you should be satisfied."
Bang bang bang!!!
Raoul's legs clamped around the lion-man's neck, his arms pounding the lion-man's face like engine cylinders.
"..."
Ming shook his head, looking at the cook, "It's almost your showtime, don't disgrace our family."
After speaking, he looked at the tent again. Although the tent was a skill and didn't have life, he still said, "Don't play the traitor, huh~"
The hallucination ended.
The lion-man opened his eyes, roaring, "For today's humiliation of this god, you all must…"
Before he could finish the word "die", he saw a green hand holding a delicate cake and presenting it in front of his eyes. The lion-man looked at the cake, filled with anger... but still opened his mouth... and the cake was fed into his mouth...
Seeing this, Ming immediately pulled Raoul, Lopene, and Frank and dashed out of the tent. After all, when the cook's skills got going, even he couldn't bear it!
[The puppet cook presents the cake, activating the skill [Taste the Delicacy], the opponent really likes it, eating the cake and losing combat ability for 5 seconds... triggering the cook's [Binge Eating]talent, adding +1 to the effect of [Taste the Delicacy], the lion-man loses combat ability for an additional 10 seconds.]
[The puppet cook spreads out the tablecloth in a leisurely manner, makes an elegant 'please' gesture, and activates the skill [Sit Down and Eat Slowly]...]
[The puppet cook presents the delicacy 'stewed meat' to the lion-man, the opponent likes it, eats it, and continues to lose combat ability, adding another 5 seconds, triggering [Binge Eating], effect +1...]
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