BXBX NOVEL Chapter 133 - Konosuba Side Part 18.
Ritsuka massaged her temples while closing her eyes. Luckily, Archer stopped the quarrel with Cu and Mash is under the \'interrogation\' of Olga.
Regardless, she needs a few seconds to regain her composure. Also, the Chat Room\'s members need those seconds so Kaguya and Kazuma can calm down.
Those two were spamming the Chat at an unimaginable speed, making all the members wonder what the hell is happening. Kaguya can be understood because she is a supernatural being that can stop time, but why Kazuma can keep up with that speed?!
[Bri-Bri: You two… Aren\'t you exaggerating a bit? No, it\'s a lot!]
[The Strongest Man In The World: Guhahahaha! Of course, they\'re going overboard, which sounds interesting, yet, I don\'t understand why]
[A Hero For Fun: A lot of notifications]
Saitama, who doesn\'t log very much, kept his messages short as always, but his presence was still weak as long as he didn\'t punch stuff.
[Big Sister Lion: Now, now, they are just having fun~, let them continue]
Everyone was already in the Chat Room by the moment Chaldea\'s channel opened. After all, that notification was sent to everyone without an exception because it\'s very important. However, they were quickly baffled by the duo spamming messages.
Yet, there was an \'anomaly\' in the Chat now, which was spotted by Misaka.
[Bri-Bri: Hey. What are you trying to do?]
[Big Sister Lion: Who? Me?]
[Bri-Bri: Is there someone else encouraging them?]
[Big Sister Lion: Well, the new member seems to be the spark that started this, so yeah]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Please, don\'t involve me in this]
[Bri-Bri: Oi! Don\'t involve the new member in this! I\'m speaking about you!]
[Big Sister Lion: What? How could you say something like that, Mikoto! I\'m just trying to be a good big sister and provide support. Is that wrong?!]
[Bri-Bri: You\'re just trying to see where this will go… and why I\'m talking to you in the Chat Room!!]
Misaka clenched her fist while the blue arcs of electricity flashed on it. Her gaze was fixed on Leone, who hugged the back of her head and started whistling while saying "The wind is sure loud this day" despite the weather being completely calm.
[NEET Princess: You\'re physically, mentally, and spiritually unqualified to be my big sister]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Like she said, you crude women]
A vein popped on Leone\'s forehead when she saw Kazuma\'s message while Misaka sighed softly.
She felt a useless battle will start between Kazuma and Leone. And why is it useless? Well, because they can\'t do anything to each other. Kazuma can\'t hit Leone because of her speed and experience, and Leone can\'t hit Kazuma and his Dodge Hack skill. So, it\'ll probably be a funny scene to watch.
Anyway, Misaka stopped paying attention to this and typed using her thoughts. At first, when she joined the Chat Room, using thoughts to type was slightly confusing, but after optimizing the data and making some calculations, she got used to it instantly.
[Bri-Bri: Anyway, can you stop? Although I\'m also interested in the story of Leo in the \'Abyss\' or whatever you call it, does a single phrase deserve to be worked up?]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Shut up! You can\'t possibly understand our pain!]
[NEET Princess: Our pain is far greater than yours!]
[Bri-Bri: I regret asking this, but… What pain?]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: THE BAN HAMMER!!]
[Bri-Bri: The what?]
[The Strongest Man In The World:?]
[A Hero For Fun: Oh, you mean the block?]
Even Whitebeard and Saitama were confused, but after thinking for a moment, the former ignored the chat and the latter treated it as nothing and went back to cook his dinner.
[NEET Princess: For ages(months), the Devil used the Evil of Humanity. The darkness of mankind was filled with resentment and grudge before it manifested as an Anti-Freedom of Speech Noble Phantasm, THE BAN HAMMER!!]
[Advocate of Gender of Equality: We\'ll never miss a chance to make fun of him and this is a very rare opportunity!]
[NEET Princess: Down with the power abuser, down with the tyrant! Viva la revolution!]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Come everyone! Let\'s take down the Ban hammer from the Devil\'s hands!]
[Bri-Bri: -_-]
Misaka was trying to be reasonable, but she quickly realized that things backfired when the chat was going +10 messages in each 5 seconds.
She wasn\'t alone in this as Ritsuka was blinking while looking at the revolution messages flying across the screen. However, compared to Misaka, who decided to just ignore the usual bizarreness, she forced her tired mind and started to analyze the messages.
Although it was a complete mess, Ritsuka managed to salvage a few important pieces of information and keywords. \'Abyss\', \'Devil\', which sounds weird, but she remembered that\'s what Lucifer kept calling the world, or she should say, \'Leo\'.
[Advocate of Gender Equality: But for our ambitions to sprout, we need your help, Evil God, Gudako!]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Eh?]
[NEET Princess: I hate to admit it, but we\'re still much weaker than the authority abuser, so it\'s up to you, the other authority figure to lead the way!]
Ritsuka was shocked by the sudden revolution declaration as she froze in her place. Also, when did she became an Evil God?!
[Advocate of Gender Equality: And don\'t think I forget you, Leone!]
[Big Sister Lion: How did the conversation come to me?]
Leone was just chilling and watching the madness. She thought this would be a good show until she was involved.
[Advocate of Gender Equality: You\'re an expert revolutionist, right?]
[Big Sister Lion: Nope, I didn\'t hear or see anything]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Now, now, join the cause and the dark side, and I\'ll reward you handsomely]
[Big Sister Lion: Reward? You mean more debts on your shoulders, right?]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Hmph! It seems you didn\'t know about it, but you\'re talking to a future billionaire.]
[Big Sister Lion: Future, huh? So, you\'re still pennyless]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Well, yes, but actually no]
[Big Sister Lion: No deal]
[Advocate of Gender Equality:....]
[NEET Princess: Future is a period that comes after time passes in present, Kazuma-san]
[Advocate of Gender Equality:....]
Ritsuka never felt this confused in her whole life. \'What is exactly going on?\' kept repeating in her head, but without any result. However, if these guys are going about a revolution against the Devil, doesn\'t that mean…
[Bri-Bri: Just ignore them and don\'t take their nonsense seriously. Just for you know, this is the fifth time they announced the \'revolution\']
Suddenly, Ritsuka received a private message from a member called \'Bri-Bri\', who seemed to be the only person she can have a normal conversation with.
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): What do you mean?]
[Bri-Bri: Like I said, it\'s just nonsense they use to pass time. Mostly joking and stuff, but it easy to get confused if you\'re new]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): I-I see…]
[Bri-Bri: Usually this would end quickly if Leo blocked them a few times. By the way, you\'re also an admin, can you block them?]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Eh? But… Fine, let me see]
However, when the idea of blocking the Chat appeared in Ritsuka\'s head, a notification appeared and told her that her authority can only manage Chaldea\'s Channel.
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): I can\'t, but can you explain the Chat Room for me?]
[Bri-Bri: Sure, but just wait a minute]
Back into the main channel, Misaka put one single message.
[Bri-Bri: The new admin can\'t block or ban anyone in this channel]
[Advocate of Gender Equality:*Sigh*]
[NEET Princess: Is that so…?]
Kazuma and Kaguya deflated like a balloon as their motivation vanished completely. Misaka was feeling proud while Ritsuka blinked again.
[NEET Princess: Anyway, the new member needs an explanation, right?]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: So, it\'s the Master of Chaldea]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Hm? Did Lucifer tell you about me?]
[NEET Princess: Nah, we just know]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: We are very wise and mighty, even wisdom bow down to us]
Before Ritsuka\'s mind wandered into the horror of new Clairvoyance\'s users, Misaka stopped the duo from continuing.
[Bri-Bri: *Sigh*, just stop it]
[NEET Princess: You\'re no fun at all. Fine, Gudako, if you want to understand the Chat Room… Go read the explanation file!!]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: The upper right corner, tap the file\'s icon and find the first file, which is the explanation one]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin):.....]
[Bri-Bri: Errr… Sorry, but the real detailed explanation is on the file]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin):.....]
[Big Sister Lion: Is this what you guys told me about? That deja-vu thing]
"...." With a blank face, Ritsuka exited the main channel and went to read the explanation file, completely ignoring Mash\'s eyes that were pleading for help.
The explanation was rather simple, even if it\'s somehow slightly long because of the different aspects in it. However, when she reached the part of different worlds and universes, she stopped.
Is this the 2nd True Magic? That was her first thought, but then, she saw the simple explanation to the members\' worlds.
[NEET Princess: Oh, yeah. Before you say this is 2nd True Magic, I don\'t think the parallel world\'s operation can even surpass its own world, which is type-moon. This Chat Room work with different verses, which contain worlds that has multiverses in them, each with their different laws and rules]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: I think someone needs to update the explanation file and also add Type-Moon\'s world]
[NEET Princess: Are you that someone?]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Nope, you?]
[NEET Princess: Me neither]
[Bri-Bri: -_-]
[The Strongest Man In The World: Guahahahaha!!]
Ritsuka took a few moments to comprehend that the True Magic, which originates from the Swirl of The Roots, the dream of all magus, is theoretically being surpassed by this Chat Room. No, if that was the case, then the Chat Room has completely crushed the 2nd True Magic, at least in the upper limit of power.
However, she quickly stopped thinking about these very complicated things.
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Then, can I ask something?]
[NEET Princess: It depends on the question]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Then, is Lucifer that you know is someone who usually keep an annoyed and bored look on his face, like he had enough of everything. But when something interesting happened, he\'ll grin like he\'s planning something. Despite that, when things become serious, he\'s the first one to stand up despite complaining about it?]
[Big Sister Lion: That… That\'s oddly specific]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: I know and it\'s kinda scaring me]
[NEET Princess: Well, that\'s our tsundere admin. It appears that you know him very well or at least interacted with him to know these things]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): One last question, is his name, Leo?]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Yeah, Lucifer Morningstar is like a middle name]
When the Chat\'s members were confused by this question, Ritsuka, who was still using telepathic typing, sent another message.
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Leo... He didn\'t even tell me his real name]
[Big Sister Lion: Oh, well, maybe he didn\'t expect to meet you again, so he didn\'t want to leave more ties]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: Yeah, knowing him, he\'ll probably finish the mission as soon as possible as long as the conditions were available]
[NEET Princess: It\'ll be much painful and sad to separate with close people to you, and we don\'t know how or when the Chat send invitation]
"..." Ritsuka clenched her fist. Although she understands their meaning very well, she\'s just…
If someone was in her previous position, then a person came and offered a hand, even if that being was the literal manifestation of evil. Ritsuka just lowered her head a little before raising it as her eyes flashed. the confusion in her eyes was replaced with determination.
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): I see, then I\'ll ask Lucifer about his name when I meet him]
[Big Sister Lion: Didn\'t we just tell you that?]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): I know, but it doesn\'t matter. I\'ll hear it from him personally. Until then, I\'ll call him, Lucifer]
Everyone in the Chat Room was slightly surprised by this development, however, that only increased their curiosity.
[Bri-Bri: Umm… Gudako]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): You can just call me, Ritsuka Fujimura]
[Bri-Bri: Then, Fujimura-san, can you tell me how did you know, Leo?]
[Gudako(Chaldea\'s Admin): Hm? Well, I think I was kinda his Master]
[NEET Princess:...]
[Advocate of Gender Equality:...Pfff!]
[NEET Princess: Pffff…HAHAHAHAHA!!!]
[Advocate of Gender Equality: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!]
The Chat exploded again as Ritsuka stared at it with a blank face. However, she didn\'t notice that Archer was looking at her.
To be honest, Archer felt this period and this summon must be the weirdest in all his life as a Counter Guardian. And he isn\'t talking about the last timeline of the Holy Grail War. It\'s this summon when Ritsuka managed to somehow call him from the Heroic Throne.
Yes, she called him, Shirou Emiya, the Heroic Spirit, not the servant. The one standing here is the true prototype of all Archer servants\' versions in different realities.
That\'s why he could remember everything about Ritsuka and Leo. However, despite having the mind and memories, this \'shell\' can\'t support his power.
No offense, but Archer thinks this must be one of the worst spirit core he ever saw. It\'s just one step away from falling into the shadow servant category. So, Archer can at best only perform as a normal servant, and slightly less.
However, unlike the regular spirit core, Archer has a weird feeling that this \'shell\' can… grow? He can\'t explain this feeling and he doesn\'t have any evidence about it.
Actually, there are a couple of servants that can upgrade their spiritual core and even surpass their living or Heroic spirit form sometimes. For example, Gilgamesh with his GOB or Solomon and his Grand Saint Graph.
Archer couldn\'t be sure. Although he knows that the shield demi-servant is also in the same situation as him, that doesn\'t give him any good information because she apparently can\'t even release her Noble Phantasm.
Also, since when humans could fuse with servants like this? Counter Force actually allowed this?! They didn\'t even show a single reaction!
Shaking his head, Archer looked out of the window. The flames and smoke were still rising to the sky, forming an endless wave of black clouds. Yet, there was no sign that it\'ll rain.
Looking at what happened to Fuyuki, Archer was slightly lost in thought, but that wasn\'t for long because he noticed something.
When Ritsuka was still entangled in the Chat Room, she heard Archer\'s voice " Master, I\'m heading off"
"Huh? Where are you going?" Ritsuka was startled before she said " Are you going to scout the area?"
"Yes and no, but it\'s something like that. After all, I\'m an Archer" Archer said without turning back, but Cu retorted immediately " Playing with swords count as archery, huh?"
"What do you mean?" Ritsuka chose to ignore Cu\'s sarcasm and asked again.
"Hm? It isn\'t something important…" Archer walked towards the classroom door and said " I\'m just going to kill myself"
"...." Olga and Mash froze in their place after hearing that declaration.
"...." Ritsuka blinked her eyes. Is her servant going to suicide? I thought they needed command seals for that?!
"It\'s not what you think. I\'m just going to kill myself that\'s all" Archer shook his head before leaving the room.
"that doesn\'t explain anything!!" Ritsuka yelled before sighing. At least, Archer didn\'t seem to be going to fire a Noble Phantasm at his feet and die.
Cu, who was the only calm one, grinned and grabbed his staff before walking towards the door.
"And where are you going?!" Olga recovered as she asked Cu. Her tone was like an order, but Cu just shrugged.
"I\'m going to the rooftop" Cu looked at Ritsuka before he said " To watch that guy kill himself"
And like that, the two servants left the room quickly as Ritsuka, Olga, and Mash were still confused by this development of events.