BXBX NOVEL Chapter 18 - You Actually Did It.
In Leo\'s mansion, the smoke was rising from the kitchen as it spread slightly to the other rooms.
In the kitchen, the food that was supposed to be cooked was now a charcoal while there was someone looking at it with sadness.
Saitama was staring at the dinner or what he could save from it as his face was filled with despair.
"Hm? What happened?" Leo came back with some vegetables as he looked at Saitama that was releasing an aura of despair.
"Food is gone..." Saitama lowered his head as he looked at the burned food.
"Food?" Leo looked at the charcoal on the table as he tilted his head and said " How did this happen?"
"What do you think?" Saitama raised his head and looked at Leo before he said "Whose fault is this?"
Leo looked at Saitama that was angry before he said "... You"
"NO, IT NOT!!" Saitama spanned before he pointed at Leo and said" It was the cause of that long ass speech you made me listen to. Look what happened"
"AHHHHHHHH!!!" Saitama was having a breakdown while Leo raised his eyebrow and said " My long speech?"
"It seemed serious and important, but please pick another time to say it!" Saitama was hitting the table but Leo\'s eyebrow was twitching as he said " Serious... Important"
"Umm, Saitama... You do realize, all that was" Leo looked at Saitama as his whole body was shivering before he said " Bullshit"
"Eh!?" Saitama raised his head in surprise to see Leo that was shivering as he\'ll almost explode at any moment.
"I just thought it\'ll be cool to say it, but you listened to it... And you actually took it seriously" Leo was shivering even more while he dropped the vegetables to the ground as he looked at Saitama with his deadpan expression turned gray.
"Pfff... Pfff... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Leo tried to suppress it but he couldn\'t as he fell to the ground rolling while laughing with tears in his eyes.
"I can\'t! HAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, who\'ll listen to such bullshit?! HAHAHAHAHA..." Leo kept rolling on the ground before he wasn\'t even able to laugh " I\'m wheezing!!... I can\'t... This is too funny!!"
Saitama stared at Leo that was rolling on the ground with tears in his eyes before raising his fist slowly, but he lowered it in the next moment and raised it again. It was like he\'s fighting the urge of punching this guy.
Leo that was on the ground opened his Chat Room menu and looked at the abilities to see if he really got that \'Bullshit No Jutsu\'. That ability is too OP to be left alone.
"Give me back my feelings..." Saitama was clenching his fist as he was on edge to send this guy flying.
"Foooo..." Leo released a long breath as he stood up from the ground and said " I really needed that"
" Thank you for the laugh, Saitama" Leo picked the vegetables on the ground while Saitama was staring at his silently.
"You know? I don\'t care about humanity that much... I mean what the point of caring about a race destroying himself with his hands?" Leo put the vegetables on the table before he said " I already passed that point of giving a fuck about human race philosophy"
" I\'m the type of guy who\'ll reject his humanity at any day as long as the offer was good" Leo started cutting the vegetables while Saitama took a very deep breath before cooking again.
"So the point in this. Don\'t care too much about what people tell you because it\'s most likely to be bullshit" Leo looked at Saitama that was raising his fist again, but he stopped.
"I finally understand why that electric girl seems to be angry all the time" Saitama started to cut the octopus again as he seemed to release his frustration on it.
"Well, Mikoto is very easy to trigger" Leo put the vegetables aside.
"This personality..." Saitama felt a headache talking to this guy before he said " If you don\'t care about humanity this much, then why do you know all these stuffs!?"
"Hm? Oh! Well, it called learning..." Leo picked some potatoes and started cleaning them before he said " You should try it someday because it seems that messing with people\'s mind is funnier"
"I officially hate you..." Saitama didn\'t lose in any fight after he got his power but he surrenders for Leo\'s bad personality.
"Welcome to the club" Leo reply without caring about it.
"Can\'t you take one thing seriously?!" Saitama now is feeling his turn has come in this Chat Room to lose his sanity.
"Seriously? Well, I can take some things seriously..." Leo put his hand on his chin before he said " Like that speech is only 97% bullshit, and you can guess where that 3%"
Saitama stared at Leo for a while before he went to cook again, and so did Leo. But suddenly he said" You know If you like it that much..."
"I can give a full speech about why you should reject your humanity, send cars to space, stop time, try to live a peaceful life, why it just works, believe in gravity, and how to kill the president of the United States by your spinning nails" Leo smiled while Saitama almost broke the table.
(A/n: All this paragraph is a Jojo reference)
"Leo... Can I punch that personality of yours" Saitama looked at Leo that smiled at him before he said " Nice try. But it called personality for a reason"
After that, both of them cooked the dinner in silence as the dinner was ready at a very fast speed after they both cooperated... Actually, it was Leo creating a beast in the shape of a cartoon octopus that can cook, or both of them will probably be stuck in here.
(Time skip 30 minutes)
Leo, Saitama, Misaka, Kazuma, and Kaguya were sitting on the same table while having a dinner of this octopus that surprisingly was good. Leo wanted to thank his beasts and the ingredients for this.
But the atmosphere wasn\'t very friendly. Kazuma looked at Misaka glaring at Leo, Kaguya smiling sweetly at Leo which gave him chills, and Saitama with his deadpan face, but he was releasing a very terrifying aura.
"Leo... What did you do?" Kazuma looked at Leo that was next to him, but he didn\'t seem to care about this atmosphere.
"What do you mean?" Leo looked at Kazuma without realizing that the atmosphere increased at this moment.
Kazuma pointed at the three other peoples on this table while he didn\'t know where Whitebeard went to.
"Hm?" Leo looked at the trio before he said " The first two... You know. But the last one got a huge dose of \'Bullshit No Jutsu\' "
(*Awkward silence*)
Kaguya and Kazuma stopped everything they were doing even Kaguya smiled disappeared while Misaka tilted her head in confusion.
" \'Bullshit No Jutsu\'..." Kazuma repeated the words like he didn\'t believe what he heard.
"Yeah, he took it in the form of a neutral hero philosophy..." Leo nodded before he said " And he actually took it seriously"
Kazuma and Kaguya stopped again as they both looked at Saitama before they started shivering which made Saitama cover his face.
"Pfff... You actually did it... Pfff" Kazuma was struggling as he wasn\'t able to spell properly.
"Pffff... No, we should make fun... Pfff" Kaguya mask shattered which made Leo feel relieved because the degenerate Kaguya still there.
"...." Misaka looked at this scene without even the attention to ask why before Leo noticed her to he said " If you want to know, then it simple"
"Really? The other two said the same phrase before they got interrupted" Misaka didn\'t have hope to even understand what going on, but Leo said " For us cultured people there is a secret ability that uses our knowledge and lying skills to their limits and it called \'Bullshit No Jutsu\' "
"*Cough* Yeah, It one of the most powerful abilities that can even turn enemies into friends just by saying bullshit" Kazuma recovered before he said " Nothing can\'t be solved by bullshit. If there is? Well, say more bullshit but this ability is mostly used by protagonists"
"Yeah... Protagonists" Kaguya and Kazuma looked at Leo that only raised his left hand.
Kazuma didn\'t understand but Kaguya was able to see the Boosted Gear in his hand as her face stiffened.
"Yeah... I got trolled by someone who wants to reject his humanity" Saitama was already feeling tired from this as Kazuma and Kaguya looked at Leo again.
Leo didn\'t care about them as he raised his left as few words appeared above his arm almost made Kaguya crack the table.
Boost! Boost! Go! Dragon! Go! No Fucks Given!.
"Well, I actually wanted to talk about this task, but the old man isn\'t here, so leave it for another day" Leo didn\'t care about Kaguya that was crushing the table.
" Task? Isn\'t it simple?" Misaka asked because she is new to these things.
"Well, it more like to analyze a few things like who the real enemy" Leo waved his hand before Kazuma said " Isn\'t it the system user"
"Remove the user and leave the system" Leo words made everyone here look at him before he said " Think about it, if we can have a task about the user, why can\'t he have a one about us?"
Leo words made everyone realized the point they were ignoring even Kaguya clicked her tongue as she realized that.
"The Chat Room told us about the outer god interfering with the Chat Room function, then why he can\'t spot us here? And the second objective... Take the system and give it to the Chat Room"
"It might sound simple, but why did the Chat Room asked us to retrieve it in the task objective?" Leo looked at everyone directly before he said " The system has a way to escape, which make me think we\'re facing the system rather than the user"
"Then what should we do?" Kazuma slowed up and asked which made everyone look at Leo again.
"Why are you asking me? Do what we agreed on. A total mayhem" Leo smiled before he said " A quick attack that leaves no chance for that system to respond"
"..." Kazuma looked at Leo before he said " So... Nuke it?"
"Of course we\'ll nuke it!! And it\'ll be much better if he was in the Empire!" Leo smiled like a madman while everyone was sweating.
But suddenly, Leo raised his left hand as Saitama, and Kaguya looked at him. Saitama was able to feel something is awakening while Kaguya was looking at that red aura raising from Leo\'s arm.
"Well... We\'ll continue this later" Leo nodded at everyone before a blue light flashed and he disappeared from this place.
"What just happen?" Kazuma and Misaka were confused but Kaguya said " Don\'t worry it isn\'t something dangerous"
Saitama didn\'t care as he started eating again before everyone joined him.
Outside the mansion, Leo appeared in the backyard as he looked at the red aura on his left arm.
"It\'s time, huh..." Leo felt the Boosted Gear already merged completely with his arm and soul before he removed the beast that was holding it.
A bright red light appeared, which made Leo close his eyes slightly and wait until it vanished as his hand had a red gauntlet with a green orb while there was a flare inside the orb.
"Twice Critical?" Leo looked at this gauntlet before he frowned and clenched his fist.
Golden Ki filled Leo\'s arm as Twice Critical started to shine brightly again before it transformed completely.
The gauntlet became bigger, as it almost covered all Leo arm. It had two green jewels and ten golden spikes. This is the Boosted gear in it full normal form.
Leo raised his hand and looked at the Boosted Gear before he nodded but suddenly he heard a voice from it.
"It seems you are my host now... Or the new one" The voice was deep and calm but Leo felt the power in it even if it just a voice " And it looks like my host this time is a fool"
"Nice to meet you, Red Dragon Emperor Ddraig or should I say..." Leo raised his arm as he looked at the flashing green jewel before he said " Breast dragon emperor"
The green jewel light almost went out before the voice appeared again "... Huh?"
And this is the first meeting between Leo and Ddraig.