BXBX NOVEL Chapter 5 - A Unique Way To Go.
The teacher that was checking students present called on Leo that raised his hand but he wasn\'t paying attention to the teacher because his eyes were still on the holographic screen.
Leo looked at the message for a while before he chooses to log into the Chat room by the brain command.
The teacher and Leo classmates didn\'t notice his strange acts because of the spider and the fact that Leo is sitting in the back.
[Bri-Bri is Online]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin) is Online]
[The Strongest Man in the World is Online]
[A Hero For Fun is Online]
Everyone in the Chat Room arrived at that moment, but nobody spoke for a while.
*Awkward Silence*
The silence continued for a while before Bri-Bri chose to break it.
[Bri-Bri: Did he just... Died???!!!]
[Bri-Bri: For real??!!]
Leo looked at Misaka\'s message, and even from the words he noticed her surprise and shock. Well, Leo can\'t blame her. She probably didn\'t even see the dark side of Academy in the current time.
{She probably doesn\'t even know about the sisters now... Academy City} Leo thought before reading another message.
[The Strongest Man in the World: Apparently that the case]
Unlike Misaka, Whitebeard seemed quite indifferent to this event. This didn\'t surprise Leo because it whitebeard. What more to explain?.
[A Hero For Fun: Emm... Rest in peace?]
Saitama that didn\'t log from the last time, arrived now and like whitebeard, he doesn\'t seem to care that much.
[Bri-Bri: You two don\'t care? If this Chat Room is telling the truth, then he just died!]
[The Strongest Man in the World: I saw a lot of death in my life to be moved by the death of someone I don\'t know]
[A Hero For Fun: I didn\'t even see this guy the last time I was here]
Leo looked at the messages before writing with his mind.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Honestly, I\'m with the Strongest but it indeed quite surprising. I mean, it has been just a single day]
[A Hero For Fun: *First blood.JPG*]
[Bri-Bri: Are taking this as a game??!!]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Calm down Bri-Bri. Even if we want to do anything, we can\'t just reach him now]
[The Strongest Man in the World: And he\'s already dead]
[Bri-Bri:But... There has to something we can do]
{*Sigh* Still innocent} Leo looked at Misaka\'s message before replying.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin):*Cough*...*Church.JPG*]
[Bri-Bri: What?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): We gather here today to say goodbye to one of our members]
[Bri-Bri: You are serious?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): There is not much to be told about this member. I mean seriously, he didn\'t log for more than 26 minutes]
[A Hero For Fun: He\'s serious]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): So we\'re here to say goodbye and have a moment of silence for him. But I\'ll probably forget about him after this silence]
[Bri-Bri:.....]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): So before we have a moment of silence. Does anyone want to say something about Advocate of gender equality?]
[A Hero For Fun:... He died young?]
[The Strongest Man in the World: We don\'t know his age, but I have nothing to say]
[Bri-Bri:.....I give up]
[Advocate of gender equality: DON\'T ACT LIKE I AM DEAD BASTARDS!!!!]
[Bri-Bri: GHOST!!!]
Misaka that was walking in the road screamed, which scared all the surrounding people before she apologized.
[Advocate of gender equality: Where do you see me dead??!!]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin):*Screen Shot with the death message.JPG*]
[A Hero For Fun:*Screen Shot with the death message.JPG*]
[The Strongest Man in the World:*Screen Shot with the death message.JPG*]
[Bri-Bri:*Screen Shot with the death message.JPG*]
[Advocate of gender equality:...]
[Bri-Bri: What happens to you? Aren\'t you dead?]
[Advocate of gender equality: I don\'t know. I pushed a girl away from a truck then my vision flashed and I\'m here in a dark space sitting on a chair while this screen floating in front of me. Just how\'s this possible?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): A truck?! Don\'t tell me it did it again]
[Bri-Bri: Again?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Another long story. Maybe you are in a place that beyond the reach of the last device, so the Chat Room just activated the portable mode]
[Advocate of gender equality: Portable mode? What do you mean?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): It a long story, I\'ll explain later, but now. Why don\'t you activate the streaming option to let us understand what going on... It\'s the button in the bottom left corner]
[Advocate of gender equality: Eh? Okay... There someone here]
[Advocate of gender equality activated streaming function, do you wish to join?]
Leo looked at the option before he chooses yes, and a new screen appeared.
{It was this guy?... I completely forget about him} Leo looked at the boy sitting on the chair and the blue-haired woman talking to him.
The boy had brown hair and green eyes while wearing a green tracksuit. The woman was beautiful with long blue hair and a unique dress, but Leo wasn\'t affected by her beauty because he knows the truth.
{Kazuma and Aqua from Konosuba} Leo leaned his head on his hand while watching the show.
"Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago" the blue-haired woman said as a message flashed in the Chat Room.
[Advocate of gender equality: Is it just me seeing things or this girl isn\'t wearing an underwear]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Don\'t worry because she isn\'t wearing them]
[Bri-Bri:... Perverts]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Go tell that to the no underwear girl]
[Advocate of gender equality: I agree. But I can\'t see anything]
[Bri-Bri: Shouldn\'t you be focusing on something else?]
"Hey, are you listening to me?" Aqua said while drawing Kazuma attention.
"Anyway... Your life was short. But you are, in fact, dead" Aqua smiled while saying those words that shocked Kazuma for a moment.
But before he felt sad about his death, the Chat Room flashed.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): First death in the Chat Room after a day... This\'s a record]
[A Hero For Fun: He really died young]
Kazuma eyebrow twitched from the messages before he took a deep breath. Looking at Aqua, Kazuma said "What about the girl I pushed out of the harm way"
Kazuma said while a message flashed.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Prepare yourself for impact, young one. Reality can be very disappointing]
Kazuma didn\'t understand this message but Aqua\'s next words made him forget about it "She\'s alive"
"Thank goodness" Kazuma smiled as he left that his life wasn\'t in vain but Aqua next words made him understand the earlier message.
"Actually, she would\'ve been fine even if you hadn\'t done that" Aqua said as Kazuma got surprised.
"That tractor was going to stop before it hit her" At this moment Kazuma\'s eyes widened "Tractor?"
"Yes, it was a tractor" Aqua said before Kazuma asked "Then what happened? Did I got plowed over by the tractor?"
"No, you died from the shock... You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you. I\'ve been doing this for a long time, but this\'s the first time to see something like this" Aqua said before laughing at Kazuma while the poor boy was feeling devastated by the fact.
Then the Chat Room heard a very unique way of death. Kazuma Got killed by shock before wetting himself and having a heart attack in the hospital with the doctors laughing.
"I don\'t wanna hear it! I don\'t wanna hear it!" Kazuma held his head while screaming {This\'s can\'t get worst} Sadly, he\'s wrong.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can\'t... I feel like I\'m gonna explode!]
Leo was in his class twitching all over while desperately trying to hold his laughter.
[Bri-Bri: I shouldn\'t laugh at someone else\'s death but... HAHAHAHAH!!!]
[The Strongest Man in the World: GU HAHAHA!!! That\'s really a unique way to go!]
[A Hero For Fun: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I never saw anything like this!]
"BASTARDS!!!" Kazuma screamed at this moment but Aqua reached to him and said something gave him the last blow.
"Your family reached the hospital, and now even they\'re laughing at the cause of your death" Aqua said as Kazuma screamed again.
"I\'ve vented enough stress for now" Aqua said as Kazuma glared intensely at her {Damn you!}
Then Aqua proceeded to explain all the things about her being a goddess and giving Kazuma the two choices.
[Bri-Bri: She\'s a real Goddess??!!]
[A Hero For Fun: God? Is she strong?!]
Even from the screen, Leo was able to feel Saitama\'s intense fighting spirit.
[The Strongest Man in the World: She\'s a real God?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): She isn\'t something like an omnipotent one not even close, and I don\'t see a chance she can block one punch from you, Hero.]
[A Hero For Fun:... Even a god is disappointing]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): They differ from a world to another. Like my world has a lot of them running around, and that bible one is dead leaving a heaven full of angels]
[Bri-Bri: Dead? Why do I feel I heard something very important? And is your world this dangerous?]
[A Hero For Fun: Worlds?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Hero, go read the explanation file and Bri-Bri... Your world can be scarier than mine in a lot of ways]
[Bri-Bri: ... I want an explanation, now!]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Later. Something is happening]
"So we have a great deal for you" Aqua moved back before saying " You like games, don\'t you?"
Then Aqua proceeded to explain about the Demon lord under a light of special effects.
{Maybe I should make a beast that gives me something like a BGM} Leo thought before writing.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): This sounds like a scam for me]
[Bri-Bri: It really kinda fishy]
Kazuma looked at the messages before asking Aqua about his survival rate and the language.
Aqua took a manual and showed it to Kazuma as he noticed a small note, but she covered it.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): installing language into the second life candidate AKA \'SLfag\' brain puts a lot of burden on their brains, which may lead to permanent brain damage AKA \'Go full retard\'... Honestly, I feel you should choose heaven]
Leo was able to read and almost memories the small note by his glasses before writing it in the Chat Group.
[Bri-Bri: I think you should reconsider it]
At this point, only Leo and Misaka were replying while Whitebeard and Saitama were watching the show. But Saitama was destroying a monster while watching.
[Advocate of gender equality: I know it full of risk, but anything is worth sacrificing to have my dream adventure in a fantasy world]
"Now I\'ll grant you a power..." Aqua did a dance while a lot of cards fallen to the ground before Kazuma started checking them.
{My gaming intention is telling me these things here are totally broken} Kazuma thought while picking the cards but he saw the Chat Room screen flash again.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Although I don\'t want to say it but even if these things look powerful, please remember that reality can be very disappointing]
[Advocate of gender equality: Can\'t you let me choose in peace?]
{Did the brain damage of language installing affect him before the operation?} Aqua was sitting on her chair eating chips while looking at Kazuma that was changing his expression for no reason.
"Can you hurry up. It\'s all the same, nobody is expecting something from a shut-in geek like you " Aqua said calmly but Kazuma snapped at those words "I\'m not a geek, and I died outside so I\'m not a shut-in, either"
Aqua didn\'t care about Kazuma\'s words and kept nagging for him to choose, which made him angry.
"Bitch!" Kazuma said as he stared at Aqua with a gaze filled with hatred.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Hey, look. Even if I didn\'t care about this Admin identity... Well, I still care about its options, but I need to tell you to calm down and think correctly... He isn\'t listening, right?]
[Bri-Bri: Yeah... Is it bad?]
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Actually it\'ll be quite entertaining for us, but for him...]
"I can choose one thing to take, right?" Kazuma stood up and said while Aqua nodded.
"Then I choose you" Kazuma said while pointing at Aqua.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Congratulations on choosing water type pokemon but unlike the rest, this one isn\'t useful]
"What?" Kazuma was confused by the message but Aqua stood up from her chair as a magic circle appeared under him.
"Then don\'t leave the magic circle..." Aqua said before she notices something wrong " "What did you choose again?".
An angel appeared from the void as she announced that Kazuma\'s request is approved and he\'ll be teleported with Aqua to the parallel world.
"What going on?! You have to be kidding, right?" Aqua saw the magic circle under her as she screamed at the angel "THIS\'S ILLEGAL!! THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL!!!"
"Have a safe trip, Aqua-sama. When you defeat the demon lord, we shall send someone to take you back" The angle smiled but in a place that Aqua didn\'t know there was a bunch of gods celebrating.
"HOOORRRAAAAAAYY!!! The retard is finally gone!. All praise this brave young man named, KAZUMA!!!" one of the gods said as all of them were cheering with Kazuma name.
"KAZUMA! KAZUMA! KAZUMA!" Kazuma which became a hero among gods without his knowledge was laughing while floating in the magic circle.
"I\'m a goddess, I can heal people, but I can\'t fight! How can I defeat the demon lord!" Aqua was doing her last struggle, but the angle kept her smile while looking at her floating in the magic circle.
[A Hero For Fun: I\'ve completely lost hope in these gods]
Saitama was feeling disappointed that he finally met a god, but he can\'t even fight a demon lord.
"How\'s it feel to make fun of me? This\'s what you get for treating me like an idiot" Kazuma smiled creepily before saying " You\'re now my item which I\'ll take with me, so... Use that god power of whatever to make my life as easy as possible"
"NOOOO!!!!" Aqua screamed while Kazuma was laughing and the angle was saying the farewell word, but at this moment Kazuma got a message from the Chat Room.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): *Sigh* Do you know? I was just having a talk with my friend about regretting things in this life. It doesn\'t matter what you choose but make sure you check it first and you... Did something you\'ll regret, idiot]
"WHAT DO YOu mean by th-" the magic circle activated as Kazuma\'s voice got smaller until it disappeared with a flash of light.
The screen in front of Leo flashed until the picture turned into a medieval town with a fantasy theme going on.
[Advocate of gender equality is alive]
Kazuma was standing with Aqua at the roadside while looking at the surrounding with amazement, but suddenly, the Chat Room screen he ignored was flashing before him.
[Annihilation Maker (Admin): Location: Aincrad Floor 1. Welcome to Sword Art Online... Noob]