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He Qisi walked to the bar and pretended to do some pull ups. The character he played, Shi Senpai, was a complete loser. He started panting after only 2.

Wang Sheng pointed the camera straight at his sweaty, reddened face.

The dude called Chen Han, the narrator, asked,

“Shi Senpai, don’t you want to keep on exercising?”

Shi Senpai wiped the sweat off his forehead, and said annoyingly, “Well, there’s no way for me to exercise, frick, this is so tiring.”

The narrator asked again, “If you don’t exercise, how would you ever get a girl’s heart? Every girl likes eight packs~”

Shi Senpai rolled his eyes, it was super ugly, yet funny.

“Frick chasing, I have no interest in getting a girl’s heart.”

“So you’re not going to date anyone?”

Shi Senpai laughed awkwardly, “Ha, I’m not interested in those either.”

“Then what do you have interest in?”

Shi Senpai made a face that screams, “I’m the only #Woke person here” and said,

“Go to class, sleep, eat, go internet surfing, and gaming.”

The narrator clapped his hands and used an annoyingly girly voice, “Wow, Shi Senpai’s so bland.”

Now, Wang sheng’s camera suddenly panned to a beautiful girl. The beauty strolled down in front of Shi Senpai. Her head faced the sky proudly, but she was pure and elegant, like a flawless beauty.

Shi Senpai’s high-definition expression instantly solidified on his face, and slowly changed into a wretched look of a pervert. He stared blankly at the beauty.

The girl raised her hand, and softly tucked her hair behind her ears. As if feeling Shi Senpai’s gaze, she smiled softly.

A drop of drool dripped from Shi Senpai’s mouth, he stared at the beauty while she passed by.

He suddenly started doing pull ups crazily as if he just had steroids.

The narrator asked, “Didn’t you say you weren’t ever going to exercise again?”

Shi Senpai said, “You actually trusted my words? Are you dumb?”

The screen went black, the episode was over and credits rolled on the screen.

Shi Senpai: He Qisi

Narrator: Chen Han

Screenwriter: Sun Wei Wei

Camera person: Wang Sheng

Makeup: Zhang Qiaoqiao

Editor: Fang Hao

Special guest: Hanfu Goddess

Before, when everyone watched ‘Happy Guo Guo’ videos, they immediately switched to another video, but, this time, most people wait until the end for cast member credits. Some couldn’t catch the names and had to replay it again.

“Holy shi- it’s actually the Hanfu Goddess.”

“See, I told you she was the Hanfu Goddess, I can’t believe my roommates didn’t trust me! It’s as if they’re blind, I’ll just screenshot this as evidence.”

“‘Happy Guo Guo’ is amazing, they even got the Hanfu Goddess as a special guest!”

“Haha, Shi Senpai finally has some life goal.”

“‘Shi Senpai’ has been single for the last 8 episodes, starting the next episode, he’s probably going to chase after the Hanfu goddess. Then after 7 or 8 episodes, we’ll start to get tortured by their romance.”

“With his looks? He can’t even get the Hanfu Goddess’s heart in a 100 episodes.”

“Well you make it sound like you can do any better than Shi Senpai.”

“That’s right, at least Shi Senpai’s funny. Actually, I think he’s a tiny bit handsome after watching him for so long.”

“Bro, you need to get your eyes checked.”

“You seriously can’t watch these videos, too many can make your heart break. I’m much more handsome than Shi senpai! Yet I don’t have a Hanfu Goddess by my side (Cries).”

……

The eighth episode of “Shi-Senpai” has only been on Tik Tok for less than an hour. There had been more than ten-thousand fans commenting, and there were more than 500k likes, and both of these counts were still growing incessantly.

Fang Hao, who was the backstage operator was **shook**, ever since the creation of ‘Happy Guo Guo’, they’ve posted more than 30 videos. Among those, the most popular was the ‘Shi-Senpai’ series. Every video had around 100k views and 5k comments, the most popular video was definitely the 3rd. There were 300k+ likes and the comments were over ten-thousand.

But, the 3rd episode only achieved that number after four days.

So, when seeing the data, Fang Hao screenshotted immediately, and sent it to the ‘Happy Guo Guo’ chat and exclaimed, “We’re going viral, we’re going viral!!”

The others didn’t think that in the few seconds the Hanfu Goddess appeared, it made their video skyrocket. It has only been an hour and their subscribers had already raised all the way from 120k+ to 170k+, their fans raised way too quickly.

Hanfu Goddess’s popularity was way above their expectations, or, maybe it was because Shi Senpai and the Goddess had so much contrast that they looked cute with each other, making the viewers cling for weird content like these.

‘Happy Guo Guo’ posts one video per week, every time, they upload it on tuesday night. Now, Liu Man was still in her live-stream chatting with her fans.

Otaku Boy suddenly commented: “Sis, the Hanfu Goddess is going viral on tik tok again.”

“Haha, I saw it, too. It’s such a hilarious video.” — Peach is a fairy

They were the only two fans who knew Princess Man was the Hanfu Goddess, their little ‘act’ in the live chat left others curious.

“What video are the admins talking about?”

“I just watched that video, it’s from ‘Happy Guo Guo’. The Hanfu Goddess collabed with the super ugly Shi Senpai! It was so funny!”

“The Hanfu Goddess has a tik tok account? Admin, would you mind sending me the link? I want to see it as well.”

“She doesn’t have an account, or a Wei Bo account, she just appeared in a short video.”

“This is Princess Man’s live stream room, talking about other cyber stars is prohibited, I’ll kick whoever disobeys.” — Dragon’s Roar.

TL Note: Believe it or not, I actually had to go through multiple chapters to get the username ‘Dragon’s Roar’ correct-

“Hmph, males are just so shallow, they can’t even hold themselves back when it comes to hot chicks. What does the Hanfu Goddess have to do with our sis that you guys are now chatting all about her, you guys should be kicked!” — I’m Tingting

TL Note: I had to search this one up as well-

These two admins were just about to kick people from the stream.

But, who would’ve thought their own streamer excitedly said, “I’m going to watch that video.”

“……” — Dragon’s Roar

“……” — I’m Tingting

Liu Man switched to her phone and logged on to Tik Tok. Before, she didn’t even have the app, she especially installed it after shooting the video to see the final product.

She followed the account ‘Happy Guo Guo’, she remembered when she first followed them, they only had 120k+ subscribers, now they have 170k+. Liu Man pressed open their newest video, the thumbnail was a picture of Shi Senpai’s perverted look after seeing the Hanfu Goddess.

Credits: Puppxteer/Yutong